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Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Kahuna
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Well, while on the topic of love and all that...
A Tender Scottish Love Poem
A' coorse ah love ye darlin'
Ye're a bloody top notch burd
An when ah say ye're gorgeous
Ah mean iv'ry single word.
So yer bum is oan the big side
Ah don't mind a bit o flab
It means that whin ah'm ready
There's somethin therr tae grab.
So yer belly isny flat nae merr
Ah tell ye, ah don't cerr.
So long as when ah cuddle ye
I can get mah erms roon' therr.
Nae wummin wha is your age
Hiz nice roon' perky breasts...
They jist gave in tae gravity
Bit ah know ye did yer best
Ah'm tellin ye the truth noo
Ah nivir tell ye les.
Ah think it's very sexy
Thit ye've goat dimples oan yer thighs.
Ah swerr oan mah grannies grave noo
The moment thit we met.
Ah thochtye wiz as guid as
Ah wiz iver goanie get.
Nae maitter whit ye look like
Ah'll aywiz love ye dear....
Noo shut up while the fitba's oan
An fetch anither beer
Fetched frum anither site under thrat of mutiletion or dath.
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Well, while on the topic of love and all that...
A Tender Scottish Love Poem
A' coorse ah love ye darlin'
Ye're a bloody top notch burd
An when ah say ye're gorgeous
Ah mean iv'ry single word.
So yer bum is oan the big side
Ah don't mind a bit o flab
It means that whin ah'm ready
There's somethin therr tae grab.
So yer belly isny flat nae merr
Ah tell ye, ah don't cerr.
So long as when ah cuddle ye
I can get mah erms roon' therr.
Nae wummin wha is your age
Hiz nice roon' perky breasts...
They jist gave in tae gravity
Bit ah know ye did yer best
Ah'm tellin ye the truth noo
Ah nivir tell ye les.
Ah think it's very sexy
Thit ye've goat dimples oan yer thighs.
Ah swerr oan mah grannies grave noo
The moment thit we met.
Ah thochtye wiz as guid as
Ah wiz iver goanie get.
Nae maitter whit ye look like
Ah'll aywiz love ye dear....
Noo shut up while the fitba's oan
An fetch anither beer
Fetched frum anither site under thrat of mutiletion or dath.
BD I cried. Thanks, Dan
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Tissues will arrive in a few days.
I'm really glad honey badgers aren't 6' tall at the shoulder.
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Yeah, where the [bleep] are Flave and BGG?
Don't tell me they both gots jobs?
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Campfire Regular
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I'm really glad honey badgers aren't 6' tall at the shoulder.
BD
'course that applies to a lot of critters - grey squirrels, miniature Schnauzers, etc. Still, point taken... David
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire Tracker
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Boys, I hate to tell ya, but S&P has notified us that if 'flave, BGG, Poobah, and Tanner are gone from this thread more than 72 hrs they are gonna have to downgrade this thread's rating from the BTE to JAT (Just Another Thread).
Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!
Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!
"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Tracker
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[bleep] S&P....those [bleep] just got their dicks slapped for their part in the housing crash of 2008.... As usual, and inside job!
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Well, while on the topic of love and all that...
A Tender Scottish Love Poem
A' coorse ah love ye darlin'
Ye're a bloody top notch burd
An when ah say ye're gorgeous
Ah mean iv'ry single word.
So yer bum is oan the big side
Ah don't mind a bit o flab
It means that whin ah'm ready
There's somethin therr tae grab.
So yer belly isny flat nae merr
Ah tell ye, ah don't cerr.
So long as when ah cuddle ye
I can get mah erms roon' therr.
Nae wummin wha is your age
Hiz nice roon' perky breasts...
They jist gave in tae gravity
Bit ah know ye did yer best
Ah'm tellin ye the truth noo
Ah nivir tell ye les.
Ah think it's very sexy
Thit ye've goat dimples oan yer thighs.
Ah swerr oan mah grannies grave noo
The moment thit we met.
Ah thochtye wiz as guid as
Ah wiz iver goanie get.
Nae maitter whit ye look like
Ah'll aywiz love ye dear....
Noo shut up while the fitba's oan
An fetch anither beer
Fetched frum anither site under thrat of mutiletion or dath.
BD That is good. 
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Once lived in Brevard Co., Florida. Local joke: "You'll always come back to Brevard." Is true for a surprisingly large segment of the population. Was there last weekend...near 50 years of going back under my belt.
The MIA lads will return. You can check in, but.....
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Boys, I hate to tell ya, but S&P has notified us that if 'flave, BGG, Poobah, and Tanner are gone from this thread more than 72 hrs they are gonna have to downgrade this thread's rating from the BTE to JAT (Just Another Thread). This will never be JAT.
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Campfire Ranger
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Boys, I hate to tell ya, but S&P has notified us that if 'flave, BGG, Poobah, and Tanner are gone from this thread more than 72 hrs they are gonna have to downgrade this thread's rating from the BTE to JAT (Just Another Thread). GFY. 
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Hey I'm still here.
Hard to keep up when there's a [bleep] ton new pages to read every morning! By the time I'm done FM I gots to get out of the house and panhandle for my truck payment.
Keep it going boys.
BTW I am not employed, nor am I a nice guy. Fiction.
MAGA
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Tuner is scared of women and 'flave can't stop FH long enough to say hello.
Its up to BGG now.
Last one out, turn out the lights.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Howdy BGG,pull up a bar stool and have a beer! Slm will buy. 
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Massage Parlor.
Rez.
Hooch.
Hi-Line.
Killin' schit.
Beard mantainence.
OT.
You been busy.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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Indeed, I have.
Beers in hand. Thanks SLM.
MAGA
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