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Originally Posted by SLM
Elk, deer, oryx,ibex,antelope,bear,sheep,javelina , don't think I forgot anything. grin

I put in for just about everything but am an un-lucky SOB in the draw.


Bingo night at the lodge tonight?

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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Been hammered in my time, but never this hammered....I heard of an upper decker, but what the hell is this trick called?


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8 or 10 years? I'm on 15+( drawn off range twice) close to 20 on antelope.

Luckily I've been able to get an elk tag every couple years putting in for less desired hunts.

There could be 99 tags and I would be 100.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Hey I'm still here.

Hard to keep up when there's a [bleep] ton new pages to read every morning! By the time I'm done FM I gots to get out of the house and panhandle for my truck payment.

Keep it going boys.

BTW I am not employed, nor am I a nice guy. Fiction.



Which part is fiction?

When I drove out to AZ awhile back I met Elkhunter in Las Cruces. Went out with him and Mrs. EH, other friends etc to a Mexican restaurante'. After that he graced me with a gift of some really good tequila in a little brown jug. Is called Don Julio. Never heard of it before.

Well, I got to tell you I had several different flashbacks on the spot. First was when I lived in the Miami area all the gringos called all the Latinos "Julio", sometimes to their face. That made me smile.

OTOH, back around 1980, maybe '81 I was running with a beach crowd that did a roving Sunday grillin' and drinkin' and chitt. Young hard bodies and vollyball and drinkin'. So we're over on the "other side of the street" playin' volleyball, eatin' steaks and drinkin' tequila.

My team was up and as everyone ambled onto the court I was grab assin' with this Mensa guy with criminal tenancies, knocking the ball back and forth. I was fairly looped at that point so when he put one low on the sideline I jammed it back low over the net at around 2,000 fps. He jumped and caught the ball, I picked up a 3' piece of 1.5" galvanized pipe layin' by the net standard and set up like I was going to bat the ball over the centerfield fence. We weren't but a few feet apart. He did an underhand surprise with the ball and got me square in the 'nads. So I tried to move his head over the CF wall with the pipe. Seriously. Only thing that saved him was the net, which was ripped open about 4' across. I think the end of the pipe missed his nose by about 4".

I told him not to do that again. He was kinda white faced and I was amazed by what I'd done.

Hadn't touched a drop of tequila since. Until the other night not long after I returned from AZ. Don't recall if it was a bank or 7-11 I robbed, or was it both? Tequila is weird chitt. I like it.

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Seems like me and BD have a similar reaction to tequila. Not quite allergic, but if I've had more than a little I make Superman jealous and Chuck Norris a bit worried...

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Morning GTE!!!

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Where's 'Flave? Someone needs to hit that one, ain't gonna be me.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Well, I guess I could then.

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Well, be ready when she charges in close quarters. laugh


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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I've got so much from this thread (about 250 T&A pics), I feel I should contribute SOMETHING...

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The first 2 look like they're doing just fine, but this poor little gal obviously needs some help...
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Flave?


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I am out of my AOR.

Is this thread fixed? There were wives last time I visites.


Miss you,
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
I am out of my AOR.

Is this thread fixed? There were wives last time I visites.


Miss you,
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Yes.
Hope you are having an enlightening time at your Engaged Encounter.....


GFY.


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Originally Posted by SLM
8 or 10 years? I'm on 15+( drawn off range twice) close to 20 on antelope.

Luckily I've been able to get an elk tag every couple years putting in for less desired hunts.

There could be 99 tags and I would be 100.
Well,a secret,if you give me $2000 you will be drawn for something this year. whistle

The wife is going to put in for a off range Oryx hunt. smile


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Wives are not all bad. Had a problem with a neighbor awhile back. Mrs. BD handed me a bigger hammer.

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I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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I am online, I look, but don't post much.

Quite frankly I don't care what you all post. It's you with the problem, not us wives. :0.

Just stating my opinion.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Where's 'Flave? Someone needs to hit that one, ain't gonna be me.


The pic is Mason Moore, think she could show just about anyone on here something new....

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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Trying to talk my wife into putting in for Oryx Off Range,and she is going to put in for Antelope too.


That's why I went and got the proclamation today!

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Where's 'Flave? Someone needs to hit that one, ain't gonna be me.


The pic is Mason Moore, think she could show just about anyone on here something new....


I'd be a eager learner........ grin


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I'm sure the blue hairs at bingo tonight will be more than willing .

Remember Elmer's rant? We didn't invent this stuff, our Grandmothers and Great Grandmothers did.

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