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This thread is great, very funny material from this afternoon.
Real life funny happened about 15 years ago when my buddy was trying to get with this chick.
He had a t-tops '78(?) Firebird.
Halfway fast car but it broke down some.
Anyway, one night we were cruising Main, my bud and the chick were ahead of us and we're following in a pickup ...
End of main street is a 90 degree corner. Coolio in front of us shows off by gunning it around the corner. Decent maneuver until his girl apparently hit the door too hard and went flying out and onto the lawn of a local hotel. Total endo 1.5 or 2 times.
Luckily there weren't any cars parked along that section of street or she could have really been hurt.
We're thinking DAMN!
Girl gets up, brushes herself off and jumped back in.
Once we knew she was okay it was instantly hilarious.
And that car did have bigass doors, really had to slam the passenger door to get the latch to work right. She shoulda went to Hollywood...can't be too many good stunt women around...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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She woulda been nice for Ace.
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Because I know that the regulars here are both ardent carnivores AND nature lovers/conservationists, I give you this motto... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/MoreImages/PS_0411_EAT_BEAVER_PIC2.jpg)
Last edited by MojoHand; 02/11/13. Reason: Pic disappeared!
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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might as well. can't act....... He can act a Ninja . 
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I wonder how much powder and how many bullets and primer will never get used, after Mall Ninjas find out they don't REALLY need it, and that their ARs don't work with Large Rifle primers and slow burning powder. Where is all this schit going?! Same f'ing idjits who bpught it all in '08 when Bammy was gonna take all our guns away. Like he had nothin more pressing to do... Man, I bought my .223 at just the wrong time...guess I'll keep reloading factory cases till it chills out. Also, wish I woulda bought some 155 Scenars... Me too, hoping to find some in the next couple months.
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I wonder how much powder and how many bullets and primer will never get used, after Mall Ninjas find out they don't REALLY need it, and that their ARs don't work with Large Rifle primers and slow burning powder. Where is all this schit going?! Same f'ing idjits who bpught it all in '08 when Bammy was gonna take all our guns away. Like he had nothin more pressing to do... Man, I bought my .223 at just the wrong time...guess I'll keep reloading factory cases till it chills out. Also, wish I woulda bought some 155 Scenars... Me too, hoping to find some in the next couple months.
Any interest in splitting up a group buy? I don't know how they're packaged but I could email them and find out.
If you, Travis or others are interested, let me know. They are in stock, as of now.
Chris
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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I never shot a Scenar. Count me out. Had a curious gun deal fall on my head today, will tell the tale with conclusion of the deal.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I'm using all my powder and primers on the heavies. Otherwise I'd buy them all.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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This thread is great, very funny material from this afternoon.
Real life funny happened about 15 years ago when my buddy was trying to get with this chick.
He had a t-tops '78(?) Firebird.
Halfway fast car but it broke down some.
Anyway, one night we were cruising Main, my bud and the chick were ahead of us and we're following in a pickup ...
End of main street is a 90 degree corner. Coolio in front of us shows off by gunning it around the corner. Decent maneuver until his girl apparently hit the door too hard and went flying out and onto the lawn of a local hotel. Total endo 1.5 or 2 times.
Luckily there weren't any cars parked along that section of street or she could have really been hurt.
We're thinking DAMN!
Girl gets up, brushes herself off and jumped back in.
Once we knew she was okay it was instantly hilarious.
And that car did have bigass doors, really had to slam the passenger door to get the latch to work right. She shoulda went to Hollywood...can't be too many good stunt women around... Sammo is lovin' it. Davis sent me my tent today. Gotta grab the EMT tomorrow and let the boy run the saw. Just need a disco ball and I'll be set. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Mojo, hurry and check your PM.
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I'm using all my powder and primers on the heavies. Otherwise I'd buy them all.
Travis Bogart.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Lovin' it Bros'!, been layin' off the hard stuff but [bleep] it. Gonna pretend it's Saturday night and get Ace wasted!
Yeah right, be out by 9:30-10.
Hopefully FJ sends a pic worthy of spankin' it before I go to bed.
That's about it.
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Lovin' it Bros'!, been layin' off the hard stuff but [bleep] it. Gonna pretend it's Saturday night and get Ace wasted!
Yeah right, be out by 9:30-10.
Hopefully FJ sends a pic worthy of spankin' it before I go to bed.
That's about it. [bleep] A. Oprah won't do it for you? Ace is boinking chubs. Rub that [bleep] out. She's on the Oprah network.......... P.S. sorry bro, that was wrong to do. I'll make amends...... Just a sec.
Have Dog
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I'd love to plow with Oprah while she mowed down on some Angel Food Cake.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I'd love to plow with Oprah while she mowed down on some Angel Food Cake.
Travis LMFAO. Make sure you use a hardfaced, rock share.........18". I know, I know.......you'll need to borrow mine. NP.
Have Dog
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Because I know that the regulars here are both ardent carnivores AND nature lovers/conservationists, I give you this motto... MJ, make an offer. 12 ply tires off a '92 F250. Ace and the entire(current) Harem wouldn't be too much weight. ![[Linked Image]](http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e78/montanasam/IMG_0122_zps52a25183.jpg)
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I'd love to plow with Oprah while she mowed down on some Angel Food Cake.
Travis You could finish it off with a strawberry milkshake. Punch her in the nose, and then SURPRISE!
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She is strictly....no-till. NOT minimum till, zero till. You could chem fallow it, burn it and harrow the schit out of it..... But some pieces just aren't meant to be farmed. One of the ALLTIME grossest skanks.
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She is strictly....no-till. NOT minimum till, zero till. You could chem fallow it, burn it and harrow the schit out of it..... But some pieces just aren't meant to be farmed. One of the ALLTIME grossest skanks. I wouldn't even crop dust that ass. Spray plane reference, I ain't farting on her ass. WTF?
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