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http://www.drinknation.com/drink/purple-mother-[bleep]It's the hot-shot on the bar scene right now. I drank like 12 of them last weekend and motorboated a friend-girls titts without asking first. That behavior was frowned upon 
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Her boyfriend doesn't like me at all _______________ Your friend in Jesus, Dave's buddy, Purple Mohterfukker
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Good morning wankers of the BTE! ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/ALT/4912cba52ef74_zps275d48e4.jpg) Poobah, she looks like an elf from Lord of the Rings. But I never saw an elf that looked like she was wore-out-breathless. I'm good with that. YeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! An elf that was rode hard and put away wet...just after being dragged through a briar patch backwards.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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BD and gee' , I want to drink with you two sometime. You guys got life figured out. WORD. When you got a 32 oz. traveler along, schit is gonna die, stars align and fresh meat is gonna be on yer pole. I'm lovin it.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Memories........ You're making them..... Lead on....
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1 part Curacao, blue 1 part Triple Sec 1 part Vodka, strawberry Fill with 7-up 1 part Pineapple Juice WTF?
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LMAO! I get the distinct feeling that putting Flave and Ace together for a bout on the town would be top notch entertainment... Probably wake up in a Tijuana jail...with a pony...and a midget. 
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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BD and gee' , I want to drink with you two sometime. You guys got life figured out. WORD. When you got a 32 oz. traveler along, schit is gonna die, stars align and fresh meat is gonna be on yer pole. I'm lovin it. we had a drought here a couple years ago. Dang critters would sneak into camp and sneak beer from the cooler ![[Linked Image]](http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/glenn1221/DSC04950.jpg) Had to take drastic action to keep em from drinking all our beer. Might have shared if they hadn't been such pigs about it. LOL Best GWB
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Leprechaun Triple Bypass.....
1 oz. Vodka (Absolut 100)
2 oz. Irish Cream
1 1/3 oz. Rum, overproof/151 proof
2 oz. Schnapps, lemon
-snort-
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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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BD and gee' , I want to drink with you two sometime. You guys got life figured out. WORD. When you got a 32 oz. traveler along, schit is gonna die, stars align and fresh meat is gonna be on yer pole. I'm lovin it. we had a drought here a couple years ago. Dang critters would sneak into camp and sneak beer from the cooler Had to take drastic action to keep em from drinking all our beer. Might have shared if they hadn't been such pigs about it. LOL Best GWB Passed out from beer or that left jab?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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LMAO! I get the distinct feeling that putting Flave and Ace together for a bout on the town would be top notch entertainment... Probably wake up in a Tijuana jail...with a pony...and a midget. I could see that happening. At least I would NOT rule out the possibility. __________________ Left Jab Purple Mutherfukker
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There was the night at The Norhtern, where we were surrounded by Canadian pussy, and Dave was more worried about BGG than the "whore off" that I challenged him too ___________________________ GFY Purple Mutherfukker
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Or the night at Bonnie's 15th when I found out the cute singer black chick wearing the French Maid costume was married to that giant black Mandingo mohterfukker.... We wound up flirting with two bank teller bitches, and one roofied my beer because Travis couldn't get her name right Or maybe Travis roofied my beer because he couldn't get her name right???? ______________________________ [bleep]' Purple [bleep]
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Did you consider deeply when changing your name? It occurs that "Purple Ace" might get play from both black and white girls, 'specially if you wore a purple velvet tux and rode a Harley.
Or with a change of color, "Screamin' Yellow Zonker"? That's what I called my NVA friends sometimes. Has a hysterical historical ring, no?
Just tryin' to up your chances. Think about it.
BD
PS: Prolly Travis roofied your beer just to see where you'd run with that.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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rollin' with a new 45 les baer custom carry ![[Linked Image]](http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac137/rockchucker/002_zps80777c67.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac137/rockchucker/001_zps90b63c92.jpg)
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Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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Good Gawd man! I thought for a sec you'd found my missing finger!
Nice looking piece that. Have any blood on it yet?
BD
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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Or the night at Bonnie's 15th when I found out the cute singer black chick wearing the French Maid costume was married to that giant black Mandingo mohterfukker.... We wound up flirting with two bank teller bitches, and one roofied my beer because Travis couldn't get her name right Or maybe Travis roofied my beer because he couldn't get her name right???? ______________________________ [bleep]' Purple [bleep] Roofies is the excuse girls use here when they black out, too.
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Got to check out for a little bit. Where in Hell is Elmer?
Reason not edited: Pulled some stitches from laughin', gotta clean up some blood.
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Did you consider deeply when changing your name? It occurs that "Purple Ace" might get play from both black and white girls, 'specially if you wore a purple velvet tux and rode a Harley.
Or with a change of color, "Screamin' Yellow Zonker"? That's what I called my NVA friends sometimes. Has a hysterical historical ring, no?
Just tryin' to up your chances. Think about it.
BD
PS: Prolly Travis roofied your beer just to see where you'd run with that. I think Jimi would approve.... Purple Ace and Historical on the SYZ's, you got it ![[Linked Image]](http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/glenn1221/zonkers_zps8dbe9ce6.jpg) Oh, as an aside. I guess I'm going to keep my females of the opposite sex in the big city. Look what movingto Mayberry did to Francis Bavier (Aunt Bee). Or maybe it was putting up with Gomer. ![[Linked Image]](http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/glenn1221/may2010onward/auntbeebefore_zps811fc6f2.jpg) Francis Bavier before moving to Mayberry! Best GWB
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