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She asks about you. A lot. That's why I punch her. A lot.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I prayed to Christ my personal Lord and Savior that somebody would walk through the door so I could laugh my balls off.
Didn't happen.
Asswipe, He knows EVERYTHING......including your asswipishness. He knew you were trying to misrepresent the sacred vows. Why would he listen to your "evil" prayer? Love, Oscar
Have Dog
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That would explain why he doesn't answer my prayers when I ask certain people get hit by a bus.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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She asks about you. A lot. That's why I punch her. A lot.
Travis I'm glad my plans to go to Havre got fouled up. Now, she gets an Ackley for loving me and you get a dented .223 brass for scrap that you can form into a ring, when needed.
Have Dog
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Campfire Oracle
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That would explain why he doesn't answer my prayers when I ask certain people get hit by a bus.
Travis Did you ask him if he saw his shadow when he rose up the other day?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Kahuna
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I gotta admit that all this rollin' holy chitt is over my head. My higher power is JP4, Allison turbines and lead. Deal with it. ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/muddler/Funnies/image-7_zps057abcd2.jpg)
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I gotta admit that all this rollin' holy chitt is over my head. My higher power is JP4, Allison turbines and lead. Deal with it. and t!ts.
Have Dog
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Campfire Kahuna
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Some things are self evident. Says so in the Preamble.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I gotta admit that all this rollin' holy chitt is over my head. My higher power is JP4, Allison turbines and lead. Deal with it. You'd a thunk Jesus woulda come as a hot chick (see above for reference)... Damn Pharisees woulda been nodding to EVERYTHING she said...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Someone has got to love the petite girls...guess it's me and Mathman. Slave and Dave don't count... Breathing is their only prerequisite. ![[Linked Image]](https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9kuliHxu1rk8xkao1_500.jpg)
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Petite is cool, except when their t!ts are smaller than mine.....
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It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Campfire Oracle
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Petite is cool, except when their t!ts are smaller than mine..... DUDE!  BTW: Stepdaughters got inked...hope you dont mind....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Oh lord, she's about perfect... Must FM immediately... ![[Linked Image]](http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x334/mojohand1/15FB57C9-0333-41AD-A24B-8D556672B25B-2055-000002A126D48921_zps829c331a.jpg)
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Someone has got to love the petite girls...guess it's me and Mathman. Slave and Dave don't count... Breathing is their only prerequisite. Breathing? Why? Why God? Why?
Have Dog
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Petite is cool, except when their t!ts are smaller than mine..... There are other things to [bleep] 'sides t!ts..... Multiple "other" options.
Have Dog
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Petite is cool, except when their t!ts are smaller than mine..... DUDE! BTW: Stepdaughters got inked...hope you dont mind.... No qualms here, but don't tell Adair. Do they need some pics of me? Probably not, huh? You told them how great I am already ?
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Petite is cool, except when their t!ts are smaller than mine..... There are other things to [bleep] 'sides t!ts..... Multiple "other" options. Yes. yes there are.
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Petite is cool, except when their t!ts are smaller than mine..... Bro, that is one mind pic I DIDN'T need... I subscribe to the classical definition of beauty...balance, harmony and moderation. Huge ta-tas (real or not) don't mesh with a lithe body. Sure they fit on the well marbled girls but fat broads and out of whack broads both leave me limp...no matter how much alcohol is imbibed (best be moderate there, too). Beer and women...both are best when balanced and in moderation... 
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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You told them how great I am already ? I told them.... They werent impressed...considering the Ultimate Male Role Model they've had....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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