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Happy Mutha' [bleep]' Friiiday!

My roommates got busted in my dorm with 4 handles and a case of BL, plus a trash can full of puke. They forgot you're supposed to drink other places. With women.

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You'd phouc a Canuck? You're a gott dam poet!


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Did I leave anyone out?


Speak now or forever, SMD.



P.S. just kidding,
We all know you can't SMD forever........
I gotta pee.


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I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
You'd phouc a Canuck? You're a gott dam poet!

Ok, you got me. No.


I'd only [bleep] the fat, curling Canadians.
But I didn't wanna hurt the non-curler's feelings.....whoa, whoa, whoa....feelings.


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Originally Posted by wageslave
And Aussies.


Ha...you wish!


These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Originally Posted by Tanner
Happy Mutha' [bleep]' Friiiday!

My roommates got busted in my dorm with 4 handles and a case of BL, plus a trash can full of puke. They forgot you're supposed to drink other places. With women.


Puking is awesome.
I love to watch.


P.S. I laugh and point too, but the puker is not paying attention to the gallery.
A female puker is a target, for later. Good candidate for.....SURPRISE!
They love it.....after. It takes their mind off the sickness. I love to make sick people feel better. I'm a male Candystriper, I guess. I volunteer.


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Do Aussies Curl?


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My favorite women's sport.

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Good Morning Wankers of t[Linked Image]he BTE!



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Good morning Poobs.



This is a funny one, thanks Flave!

Originally Posted by deflave


"I gardened the [bleep] out of that garden!"


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Morning Sammo...


For about 20 minutes there I thought I was a threadkiller....


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No way Poobah, you are a thread enricher!

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Originally Posted by SamOlson
No way Poobah, you are a thread enricher!

What a [bleep] brown noser.


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How DARE you say that about Sammo...hes a fine upstanding young gentleman!
A Role Model you should follow!

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Morning Sam O!

If you need any gardening tips, PM Jeffrey.

He grows some gorgeous purple cock. It's uncanny.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by ingwe
How DARE you say that about Sammo...hes a fine upstanding young gentleman!
A Role Model you should follow!


Are you saying I should buy a tractor and a cow?


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Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by ingwe
How DARE you say that about Sammo...hes a fine upstanding young gentleman!
A Role Model you should follow!


Are you saying I should buy a tractor and a cow?


Hells yeah! You can ride the cow and [bleep] the tractor.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Can I park and [bleep] it at your place?
My driveway is full and the lawn will need fenced.


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