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'Dunno if these fanny-packs come with a gun-bearing pocket, however.... probably not aluminum stays either. Someday, after your cherry gets popped, you can try a real woman instead of your blow up doll. Good luck.
Have Dog
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I'm holding onto my hymen until marriage.
Guess you could call my wedding night a "compressed load".
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Second from left and middle, in that order.
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Sammo, I was thinking second from left too.
After marriage, of course.
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The toms kicked my ass today. The hail kicked my ass today. The wind kicked my ass today. They were freezing their asses off too and wouldn't talk at all. If it's halfway decent in the AM, I'll try again
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I'm holding onto my hymen until marriage. Bless you, my son.
Guess you could call my wedding night a "compressed load". I must be using the bludot special.......sucks to be me.
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I think I'd have jumped off a bridge my sophomore year of high school if I didn't bang something. It was that dull.
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I think I'd have jumped off a bridge my sophomore year of high school if I didn't bang something. It was that dull. Fat girl?
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Never been hunting in hail. Cabin fever must be more serious than I had considered.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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That's why the Poobah invented trees....to crawl under.
Actually, that's a somewhat typical spring day in the North.
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I think I'd have jumped off a bridge my sophomore year of high school if I didn't bang something. It was that dull. Fat girl? Naye.... upper classwomen. 'Twas a good move.
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Nice. An experienced chick to break you in. She still hookin'?
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'Dunno if these fanny-packs come with a gun-bearing pocket, however.... probably not aluminum stays either. Tattooed black one... It's on my "to do" list, that's why Plus she looks to be about a 6.5, and I bet she could ROCK a french maid outfit.
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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That's why the Poobah invented trees....to crawl under.
Actually, that's a somewhat typical spring day in the North. Tend to stay away from trees during such affairs myself. They tend to get the timid electrocuted down this way. Fella I worked with for years came from a line of farmers and ranchers. Had to butcher a dozen or so cows one eve after a late afternoon lightning bolt popped a pasture oak with the herd clustered beneath. Said the worst of it was the survivors were batchitt crazy for a few weeks after.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Poobah was mad at cows when he invented lightning?
Yeah, that has happened round here too. Sometimes without trees........ Poobah just zaps some bovine for the hell of it. [bleep].
We will have to ask Sammo if Poobah [bleep] with his cows.
P.S. not literally, but figuratively.
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Morning all..
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"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
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Lightning took out one of my dad's horses years ago. Years after that it almost took my dad out.
He was out in hills farming when a storm rolled in. Parked the tractor but ended up a ways off from the pickup. Running back to the pickup and KAPOW!
He said is was close enough that he saw dirt fly in front of him.
We were pouring concrete on the side of a mountain near Big Sky ski resort when a small thunderstorm rolled over. Bigass pump truck fully extended and we were all knee deep in mud. That was just a small storm though, small lightning bolts.
Probably lose a cow every year or two but it's hard to know for sure.
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