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Goooooood Morrrrninnnnnn' alllllll.
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Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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Women... They just don't understand.
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Ingwe has been exposed.......
He is gone all of May and June to prepare for the.......
"RAINBOW FAMILY OF LIVING LIGHT" gathering in Helena Mt.
Ingwe and 30,000 of his rainbow loving alternative lifestyle loving mates will be near Radersberg.
Have fun Poobah.
P.S. suit up.
Have Dog
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I walked to within spitting distance of a doe deer at dusk yesterday. Wearing shorts, a red tee shirt and white socks. Asked her WTF was wrong with her...
I think the first thing I'd have asked her was WTF she was doing in shorts, a red tee shirt, and white sox.... Maybe its just me though.... ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/muddler/Funnies/Double-facepalm.jpg) I said she near pizzed her knickers, not shorts. Geesh. I try to help, I restrain myself, Gawd have mercy on me...
Last edited by DigitalDan; 06/01/13. Reason: To demonstrate I am thoughtful and caring, patient beyond words, that I am a slow walking, smooth talking man's man, lady's man, and generally a prince amonst thieves.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Oracle
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I'm right here you bastid!
Are the Rainbow People really gathering at Radersburg?
What a bunch of schittpokes....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I'm right here you bastid!
Are the Rainbow People really gathering at Radersburg?
What a bunch of schittpokes.... [bleep] A. 30,000 of 'em. P.S. we could make a fortune with a roadside stand selling pot and poppy seed muffins. I'll PM you.
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Campfire Oracle
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Sweet: theres only one road going into Radersburg, we could set up a roadblock, search vehicles with Rommel, seize the dope, and set up a lemonade stand type thing on site and sell it back to them. They arent smart enough to figger it out.. I love capitalism! 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Sweet: theres only one road going into Radersburg, we could set up a roadblock, search vehicles with Rommel, seize the dope, and set up a lemonade stand type thing on site and sell it back to them. They arent smart enough to figger it out.. I love capitalism! 10/4 on that IIRC, I was attending the U of H in 1971. We even had the SDS on campus. My brother and I each got a student loan of $750 each. We pooled our resourses. Decided to buy 10 lbs. of pot and 200 hits of Pink Insanity. We were going to be entrepreneuers and make money and have plenty of dope to smoke. Ended up going up to our farm to divy up our loot. Somehow the word got out. Two weeks later we were back to seeds and stems again, brain fried and broke and owing the gov't $1,500. What a country!!!!!! Best GWB
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A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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Sweet: theres only one road going into Radersburg, we could set up a roadblock, search vehicles with Rommel, seize the dope, and set up a lemonade stand type thing on site and sell it back to them. They arent smart enough to figger it out.. I love capitalism! SEE? I'm a dumb, lowly, mutherphucking serf, but I know who to drag into my schemes. You got this dialed. I'll hold the cash. Can I crash at your place for like JULY? P.S. Trust me.
Have Dog
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Campfire Oracle
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I would be in the dope business if I could trust anybody to not do that kinda stuff...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Oracle
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Sweet: theres only one road going into Radersburg, we could set up a roadblock, search vehicles with Rommel, seize the dope, and set up a lemonade stand type thing on site and sell it back to them. They arent smart enough to figger it out.. I love capitalism! SEE? I'm a dumb, lowly, mutherphucking serf, but I know who to drag into my schemes. You got this dialed. I'll hold the cash. Can I crash at your place for like JULY? P.S. Trust me. Sure. Rommel is checked out on Cocaine, heroin and meth, as well as weed. We could have a regular Pharmacopia 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Will he get a bath salts certification?
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Campfire Oracle
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Good question actually....Bath Salts are exactly one carbon atom off the formulation for Cocaine...should be no problem, but Ive never tried a dog on them. Heading to a K9 school in a few days, I think you just gave me something to add to the agenda.... 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I'm gonna bring him a freezer full of fillet mignon.
Those earth muffins taste horrible, I bet.
They smell like they do, anyway.
Well, the sun is out, my 'Gina should stay dry, so I better go check on our cash crop in the sticks and take an AI for a stroll. Do you need to fertilize cannibus?
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If he accidentally snorts up a little from a leaking package will he eat someone's face off? I keep reading about that result for people. Freaky stuff.
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Campfire Oracle
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Another good question. The only thing Ive seen dogs accidentally ingest was Cocaine...no ill effects. But I gotta confess it scares the crap out of me to have a dog with an aggressive indication work Meth...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I've always worried about the dogs sniffing up a dose of something bad, heck of a job hazard.
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Campfire Oracle
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Actually Antidotes are available for accidental narcotic ingestion and many of the K9 officers carry them on board at all times.Ingestion is rare, thankfully.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Oracle
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We also carry Hydrogen Peroxide in the dog's first aid kit to induce vomiting...thats the easy way...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Oracle
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Thank you Ingwe for ruining my breakfast.  .... Just kidding,ate an hour ago. 
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