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49 now, minimal breakage so far.
Ok I may start shaving what hair I have left on my head.
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Aches and pains from parts you didn't even know you had for starters.
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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Depression? 
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Happy B-day, you'll have to start shaving your ears, oh, and the ground is harder than it used to be too, must be that global warming deal. <G>
Gunner
Trump Won!
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Chicks will dig you...old enough to not be threatening, but young enough to still care.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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I turned 50 today, I'm not happy about it. It's the first time in my life a birthday bothered me.
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Stay in shape, and keep on the attack.
I just turned 50 last year, and despite the assorted pains associated with my past and present, I'm having a great time.
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Expect no pity. 
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The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Your first colonoscopy. Metabolism drops into a lower gear. Then you get out of bed one morning, go to stand up and realize your muscles are moving in slow motion. You need longer arms to read things. You get strange pains in places that you didn't even know you had. Your memory starts to go, and I can't remember the rest. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday!   Ed
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"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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49 now, minimal breakage so far.
Ok I may start shaving what hair I have left on my head. Yer peepee will fall off. Happy Birthday!!
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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There's no shame in Viagra.
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Happy Birthday...you poor man...  50 is dangerous. I was in the shower, hurrying to get cleaned up for the party guests, many arriving early. I slipped, broke my right big toe on the tub spout, two ribs on the side of the tub, and knocked myself out for a couple of minutes. Things went downhill from there. It was like hitting a brick wall at high speed. 65, and the wall falls on top of you. 
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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no shame in viagra but I'd say at 50 it would indicate circulation problems that should be looked at.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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I turned 50 today, I'm not happy about it. It's the first time in my life a birthday bothered me. Why? Birfdays are much better than the alternative 
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Your first colonoscopy. Metabolism drops into a lower gear. Then you get out of bed one morning, go to stand up and realize your muscles are moving in slow motion. You need longer arms to read things. You get strange pains in places that you didn't even know you had. Your memory starts to go, and I can't remember the rest. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday! Ed Yep, and your urologist places an order for his new MB and goes on a 21-day safari. You've arrived, my friend.
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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no shame in viagra but I'd say at 50 it would indicate circulation problems that should be looked at. No chit, lumber store here is open 24/7/365, anytime Wifey needs to back in a get a load. <G> Gunner
Trump Won!
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U jus had to say the C word didncha.  Gunner
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Spending more time standing in one spot trying to remember what you got up for Happy birthday
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