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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Busch used to have really cool commercials I thought as a kid. With the horse and mountains and schit. "Head for the mountains of Busch. Beer."

Ketchup w/ spicy brown mustard on my dogs.


One town near where I grew up probably had the most Busch beer sales than anywhere else. And this town was only 750 people!!


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Originally Posted by Heeler
One town near where I grew up probably had the most Busch beer sales than anywhere else. And this town was only 750 people!!


It can be hard to get rid of.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My favorite wiener wears yella mustard, chedda cheese, chili, and coleslaw.

But I'll eat 'em with anything from Miraclewhip to chow chow.

Busch Light in the can is quite possibly the best of the worst. Keep it cold and I could drink myself sober.



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It's great if you need to hydrate.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by geedubya
Mountains in Texas,

you gotta be pullin' my leg,

but,

Gotta be beer-thirty somewhere.......

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Granted that they are not the Rocky Mountains like up here, but when I get down your way to the Big Bend Country, I've always thought that the Chisos Mountains with their stark desert environment were pretty impressive in their own unique way.


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I am paying for my sins in the past: sailing, surfing, diving in tropical waters, fishing the flats and offshore etc. I wore aviators when I was flying. Golf seemed kinda gay so I didn't do that.

They prefer to deal with skin cancer with a knife, or a freeze job. When I suggested they just use pliers and rip it off they turned kind of pale, so I let 'em do it their way just because they're so phoucin' sensitive.

I did a genealogy search on the doctor and staff. No relation to Lee Ermey was found. Dammit all.

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Golf is Gay. Pliers is not the way...

I just had something cut off of me that was evolving....


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Originally Posted by ingwe
Golf is Gay. Pliers is not the way...

I just had something cut off of me that was evolving....


Little late in the game to switch to the Israeli helmet, ain't it?


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Proud member of the ant-eater society. I was famous once at an Israeli Nurses cocktail party in Haifa years ago....


A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Originally Posted by deflave


Little late in the game to switch to the Israeli helmet, ain't it?


Travis


LMAO.

Let alone a Mensa Israeli Helmet


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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ingwe
Golf is Gay. Pliers is not the way...

I just had something cut off of me that was evolving....


Little late in the game to switch to the Israeli helmet, ain't it?


Travis


If they made those fuggin green plaid shorts you have in man sizes...I would be stylin'.....


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Originally Posted by jorgeI
Proud member of the ant-eater society. I was famous once at an Israeli Nurses cocktail party in Haifa years ago....


When you hit 172 years of age, you should give it the chop. I hear that's all the rage with the older generation these days.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
I am paying for my sins in the past: sailing, surfing, diving in tropical waters, fishing the flats and offshore etc. I wore aviators when I was flying. Golf seemed kinda gay so I didn't do that.

They prefer to deal with skin cancer with a knife, or a freeze job. When I suggested they just use pliers and rip it off they turned kind of pale, so I let 'em do it their way just because they're so phoucin' sensitive.

I did a genealogy search on the doctor and staff. No relation to Lee Ermey was found. Dammit all.

BD


Doc just took the melon baller to a co-workers nose. He won't take the bandage off.

I'm thinkin' the doc gave him the MJ treatment.

Your doc's name ain't Conrad Murray, is it?


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Originally Posted by wageslave
LMAO.

Let alone a Mensa Israeli Helmet


"Check out my COCK! It's super good at math. Until it comes time to figure the gratuity."


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Proud member of the ant-eater society. I was famous once at an Israeli Nurses cocktail party in Haifa years ago....


When you hit 172 years of age, you should give it the chop. I hear that's all the rage with the older generation these days.



Travis


By a 172 you could chop the end off, sew one end shut, and use it as a beer koozie.

However, you'd probably just spill your beer when you tripped on your balls.


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Originally Posted by ingwe
If they made those fuggin green plaid shorts you have in man sizes...I would be stylin'.....


100% of the women I've encountered while wearing those shorts would agree with you.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ingwe
If they made those fuggin green plaid shorts you have in man sizes...I would be stylin'.....


100% of the women I've encountered while wearing those shorts would agree with you.



Travis


100%...hmmm...

That's a lot of math.

I'm gonna need Ingwes mensa Israeli COCK to translate.


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Originally Posted by MadMooner
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ingwe
If they made those fuggin green plaid shorts you have in man sizes...I would be stylin'.....


100% of the women I've encountered while wearing those shorts would agree with you.



Travis


100%...hmmm...

That's a lot of math.

I'm gonna need Ingwes mensa Israeli COCK to translate.



It could be a vacuously true statement like: All of my fifty pound gold bars have my name engraved on them.

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Originally Posted by mathman


It could be a vacuously true statement like: All of my fifty pound gold bars have my name engraved on them.


Another example would be 100% of all 80%'ers take it in the can but mathman would never know because while ingwe's cheap COCK is figuring out how much not to give the hottie waitress, mathman is crying about the scar on the left arm from when she had that vaccine in some POS third world country.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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