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I had a bad incedent of getting sand in my Giney.

Sick as [bleep], wheezing like a jewish accountant. What a great way to start a vacation.

I was supposed to be hunting on the Hi-line this weekend.


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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
How in the world did you get your Wife to mow lawn?


A Texan was sittin' in his lawn chair in the shade. He had on a ball cap, his shades down and sippin' on a long neck. His darlin' bride was sweatin' away pushing a lawnmower over the front yard. This had pretty much been going on every Saturday afternoon all summer long. The "biddy" next door had watched this pretty much all summer. Finally she could take no more.
She comes out of her house and marches up to where the guy is kicked back in his chaise lounger. She says Sir, I can't believe that you would sit here every Saturday afternoon and drink beer in the shade while your wife is mowing the yard. You ought to be hung.
The Texan don't even bother to set up. Just pushes his cap back a might, lowers his shades on his nose, smiles and laconically drawls,
Yes ma'am, I am.
That's why she's mowing the grass.

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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Rain is good...is the mighty Rio Grande flowing?
Here you go Dan. All the water is from arryo's running.
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That'll slow the immigrants down a little. First pic I've ever seen with water in the Rio. Whoot!


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That's one of them Texas jokes.

I've been to Alaska. Everything is bigger in Alaska. Soon as you cross the border, it all gets bigger.

They wanted me to stay and be the state's mascot but there were little people across the pond that needed to be edumacated in their hearts and minds.



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The normally dry Rio Puerco. It is close to 20' deep and 250' wide right now.

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You know it's a lot of water when it raises the Bute 5' in 24 hours.

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From this morning...14 inches, decent mass and cutters. Not my biggest ever but I don't know if I have EVER had as much fun (with or without my pants on) as I did belly crawling up to him. Roughly 150-200 yard shot...somewhere in there.

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Now, back to all the girls who fantasize about me...Paul? Where are ya buddy???



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Sweet, I love hunting antelope...Congrats.

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Nice work there DH...but the tape is 'sposed to be blue ain't it?

T.O.


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Yo Doggy,

Howza' bout some specs on rifle, load etc?

Nice goat, bro.


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Mojo, ask the same questions I had.. Nice buck! Jerky or steaks???


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My unit opens Monday I think.. Will hunt after the tourist leave the field.. Grandkids have permits this year, their first antelope hunt.. Should be a blast.. One of them needs a rifle, I am debating between the .243 and 7mm-08.. He has shot the .243 so we will go with what ever he is comfortable with..


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Originally Posted by DanAdair
I had a bad incedent of getting sand in my Giney.

Sick as [bleep], wheezing like a jewish accountant. What a great way to start a vacation.

I was supposed to be hunting on the Hi-line this weekend.


A bad ass traditionalist like yourself letting a case of the sniffles keep you down?

Get your ass out there and make some excuses.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Nice work there DH...but the tape is 'sposed to be blue ain't it?

T.O.


I'm dangerous like that, black tape and all. It's one of many reasons all these girls on this thread want my cock.

Stock ADL .25-06 and the dreaded 110 accubond. It blew up both shoulders, and I am kinda pissed about that. Can't blame the bullet though. I always aim behind the shoulder. Don't know if I muffed the shot, or a gust of wind came up or what, but both shoulders and the heart are totally ruined. Oh well. I got two doe/fawn tags to fill tomorrow.

He'll be mostly steaks and I will sausage/burger the rest.

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The dreaded Accubomb....I gotta see if they work on pigs. laugh


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Cool beans DH...you found the one best thing about where you are living!


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Thanks guys. It was a fun morning.



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