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Originally Posted by SamOlson
GWB,

I will raise the ol' Possum 8 cents.


RIP George Jones.



Ace was right on these guys.




+1

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Why isn't anyone else up at 2 AM?

It's hunting season, dammit!


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Well, I'm up at 6. That's PM in Saigon time.

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Shoot, it's 210 PM here, and it still sucks!

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Originally Posted by Rancho_Loco
Why isn't anyone else up at 2 AM?

It's hunting season, dammit!


yept..just having a cup of joe...to get things moving

chevy is loaded...pick up the guys....head out

90 minute rough drive...desert bighorn

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Rain coming down harder than a cow pissing on concrete. Clint Eastwood marathon on today. Got a bottle of Patron as a gift. Been a long time since I was tequila drunk at 9:00 AM.

Saints preserve us, and Lord protect us. I've been drinking whiskey since breakfast.


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Originally Posted by CrowRifle
Rain coming down harder than a cow pissing on concrete.


Ah,

Poetry, BTE style! Only folks who've been around that scene can appreciate that simile!

Morning all. Gots to work part of a day then it's off for final rifle checks and maybe some bird hunting with the ole 20 ga....


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Originally Posted by CrowRifle
Rain coming down harder than a cow pissing on concrete. Clint Eastwood marathon on today. Got a bottle of Patron as a gift. Been a long time since I was tequila drunk at 9:00 AM.

Saints preserve us, and Lord protect us. I've been drinking whiskey since breakfast.




Mornin' all ya'll!!!


Yeah, we been gettin' a frog choker since yesterday..........


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don't know about ya'll but I'm in the mood to stick something.

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Originally Posted by geedubya
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Yep, that'n could keep you occupied a spell.

I'm talking about the pistol. Geesh!

James Cagney



+1 on both.



Evenin' guys........



Best,

GWB


The latest incarnation of the Vette ain't too bad performance wise but those older ones (like most of the old muscle cars) would probably be smoked by a new Homda Accord.

THIS one however...

This is the way to restore an icon...the classic looks with today's performance.

Pulls 1+ G's in acceleration, braking and G pad.

Love the Pebble beach comment... laugh

[video:youtube] ► 7:43► 7:43 www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3smGsB6jYs[/video]

Enjoy...


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Morning kids.



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Hi! Wankers!


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Hey Trav..........


while we're on the subject,

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer�s BMW and pulled the horse out with it.

The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he�d pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.

The moral of the story: If you�re hung like a horse, you don�t need a BMW to pick up chicks.


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Best,

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That's why I drive an old Ford pickup!




True story.


When we were all about 20 years old we drove down to Billings for the weekend. On the way back we stop to get gas.

Get back on the interstate and cars start honking as they drive by, people laughing, moms giving me the death stare....

I was driving, thinking WTF? Friends act stupid...


Get home(320 miles later) and find they had scratched "HORSE DICK' on the tailgate in giant letters.

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That wasn't the death stare mommas were giving you!

They was wanting to see if it was true.


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Fer us it is "cow pissin' on a flat rock".
Regional similes are fun.

IE, hornier than a three peckered billy goat.

"Useful as tits on a boar hog".

"Nervous as a whore in church".

" As crooked as Philadelphia lawyer".

..............


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At 76, I could ride the fore posted corvette longer than i could ridesactoller's babe, but it would NOT be as much fun as trying. Jack


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Originally Posted by geedubya


don't know about ya'll but I'm in the mood to stick something.

Best,

GWB



Same thing I was thinkin, specially after seein this.



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Time to go load some 223 and get my mind outtada gutter.

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