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nothing like a close shave
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Did you offer the SMD and backdoor mount so they would still be virgins?
Have Dog
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They were promoting some get together in Billings. I told them I'd go if they both met me there. One looked annoyed, the other looked a little nervous.
They would not come in and hang out. I think the silo of Budweiser bothered them.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Better for you that way.
Back in the 80's I had a Vizsla. Good mutt by all accounts and friendly with most folks. Livin' in a single wide with a screened porch, LR window immediately adjacent to the door to the porch.
2 old lady JWs banged on the screen door one day...trying to sell God. Dog was sitting with her nose about 6" from their faces, watching intently. They knocked again and started to say something and dog went ballistic.
She was about 65# I guess, had a bark louder than any I've heard and tended to snarl a lot when she did that. One of the old ladies fell over, the second near had a heart attack.
It was almost a perfect day.
I blew beer out my nose.
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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And then you jacked off a couple dozen more arrows to keep your count above 100 ARROWS PER DAY..........EVERY DAY, GODDAMMIT.
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Vizslas are pretty cool. So is Visa, and vayjayjay's. Just sayin'.
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I've never seen nor met any JW females. Ever.
Me
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I've never seen nor met any JW females. Ever. Those were the first, and last I'd ever encountered. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I've had some fat old ones at the house.
I always invite them in if I have time. I then ask them if only 144,000 get into heaven, how many people are in their denomination? Of course it's millions of people..... I then tell them I don't like my odds and have a nice day.
P.S. Flave, they haven't blown me yet, either. slave
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Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Paul.
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Paul.
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Paul.
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