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MAN, that's some major league yabos!
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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"Does Poobah know the girl in the fishnet stockings?" the crowd wondered.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Earlier today I asked my cock what he thought of the recent cold front. His reply... ![[Linked Image]](http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e78/montanasam/Fall2013001-3.jpg)
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Campfire Sage
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First off, the T&A is off the charts this evening.
Second, what kind of [bleep] moron, disconnects the garage door opener in his friend's garage, and then is too godddamned stupid to figure out how to reconnect it?
JFC.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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How do you disconnect the garage door opener?
You talking about just unplugging the mofucker?
And yes, T&A was off the charts, all over the place!
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The little red cord?
The same little red cord all 9 year olds get their asses beat for pulling and disconnecting the garage door, from the opener?
[bleep]' mongo stops by and pulls it. Gets busted trying to fix it. Insists it is fixed, and it ain't.
Holy Christ.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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I have no idea what he is talking about.
I have the hiccups.
MAGA
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I have no idea what he is talking about.
I have the hiccups. You are the smartest retard on the planet. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Now I am laughing through my hiccups. Christ I might choke to death tonight.
MAGA
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Scene 1:
Enter garage. Witness mongo trying to lift garage door.
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"Why are you trying to lift the garage door?"
"I"m not trying to lift the garage door."
"You pulled the [bleep] cord and had to lift the garage door to get it reconnected didn't you?"
"huh-huh-...huh....hahaha....huh-huh...."
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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I would try and defend myself, but I'm not really up to it. Mal-adjusted damn door anyway.
MAGA
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Now I am laughing through my hiccups. Christ I might choke to death tonight. I hope you do. I'm gonna festoon the funeral home with red cords at your wake. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Scene 1:
Enter garage. Witness mongo trying to lift garage door.
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"Why are you trying to lift the garage door?"
"I"m not trying to lift the garage door."
"You pulled the [bleep] cord and had to lift the garage door to get it reconnected didn't you?"
"huh-huh-...huh....hahaha....huh-huh...."
Travis [bleep], reread it. Ok.
Last edited by BillyGoatGruff; 11/21/13. Reason: dammit
MAGA
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Scene 1:
Enter garage. Witness mongo trying to lift garage door.
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"Why are you trying to lift the garage door?"
"I"m not trying to lift the garage door."
"You pulled the [bleep] cord and had to lift the garage door to get it reconnected didn't you?"
"huh-huh-...huh....hahaha....huh-huh...."
Travis false. Lie. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Sage
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Scene 1:
Enter garage. Witness mongo trying to lift garage door.
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"Why are you trying to lift the garage door?"
"I"m not trying to lift the garage door."
"You pulled the [bleep] cord and had to lift the garage door to get it reconnected didn't you?"
"huh-huh-...huh....hahaha....huh-huh...."
Travis [bleep], reread it. Ok. Thought so. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Now I am laughing through my hiccups. Christ I might choke to death tonight. Ate some '13 deer steak for dinner(excellent BTW), didn't choke this time. Monk made sure chewed that chit. Godspeed with the hiccups.....grin!
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