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ER pigs don't know what's about to hit them......
Pork rinds can wait.
Happy Harmonica.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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Damn,
Ace them hard on the mileage charge....
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Oracle
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I'm thinking it would be a good job for Ace.
Is a piss test required for jury duty? Sammo�..good luck getting out of it. It took me a dozen times till they got the message that I train K9 and hence have a LE bias, now they don't bother me anymore.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Ranger
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My jury day was yesterday.. Canceled. Turkey was pardoned, I guess.
6 day weekend!
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Campfire Sage
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Last week I got a summons for jury duty in Great Falls(320 miles away).
Thinking WTF?!
Get some [bleep] without a job and make them do it. Still pissed, hopefully I can get out of it somehow. That's an easy one. Just throw it in the trash. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Beat excuse i ever heard for getting out of jury duty was telling them you werent prejiduced as all of your teevees were color
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Campfire Kahuna
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Naw, tell you were bangin' the defendants mother off and on some time back but you think you can be impartial since she really wasn't that good in bed.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Her Daffy Duck lips are almost as inflated as her fake yabos.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Was hopin' you'd notice, how's it going?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Was hopin' you'd notice, how's it going? Pretty well, but it's chilly for around here. Gumbo weather. 
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Campfire Outfitter
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Happy Thanksgiving Eve! ![[Linked Image]](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jdc7QF3FxF0/Sw1uGN5YdII/AAAAAAAAEEo/8MUHqdIQvzc/s320/turkey2.jpg)
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Campfire Tracker
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Beat excuse i ever heard for getting out of jury duty was telling them you werent prejiduced as all of your teevees were color A local rancher used to tell them "Where is the SOB, he looks guilty to me?" You are excused Mr. Maretti, thanks for coming in today.
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Campfire Regular
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Happy Thanksgiving Eve! One is going to chopped, and if all goes well, the other stabbed. With a boner. How come 'Merican's have Thanksgiving on the wrong day? Anyways, all the best, and cheers to family and friends. R.
You can run, but you'll just die tired.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Well, we all know about Ingwe's dink .............. & Vic's white goat dink, but.................... I submit a further contender ! It ain't white, but it is dinky ! ![[Linked Image]](http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy6/taylorsofoxdrift/Dougsdinkcontender.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy6/taylorsofoxdrift/ProofofDinkness.jpg) Dinky dinkness, shot last evening by Doug, my Son, with his Browning 1895, in 30-06, with buckhorn sights. Gotta be cool  points for the old gun & open sights ? Paul.
Last edited by New_2_99s; 11/27/13. Reason: addition of info
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire Regular
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Jesus Paul!
Did your kid shoot him right there in the garage? Or out in the driveway?
Points given for the old rifle, for sure...even if it is an '06.
R.
You can run, but you'll just die tired.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Yah,
We turned him over for the photo, to hide the exit wound & about a gallon of leaked lung blood "exited".
The shop is about 450 yards from the stand he shot the deer from.
"I asked how come I don't see 4 wheeler tracks" ?
He replied: "cause I just decided to drag it out, rather than walk back & get the wheeler"!
Mmm, lots of tender viddles this year.
That is the 7th deer off our quarter section, this year & will be the 11th, fully processed in the shop.
Paul.
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire Ranger
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1895 Winchesters be very cool. Congratulations to the young man.
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis
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