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I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from
the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question:
"List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons, half of Mexico, and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, and 1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I keep asking myself: who did I miss?



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Ya left out the Fed, MIC, WSbankers and its a long list!


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