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Your funny talking neighbors.
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Campfire Oracle
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Your funny talking neighbors. They don't talk funny. I speak fluent Canadian.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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But you're border line genius.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I can speak pretty good Native.
Mathman is ignoring me in the whiskey thread.
Feel like a guy who just brought a 6 pack of Zima to hunting camp.
Morning Flave, how's it?
Mojo, funny one... Mini-Canada.....grin
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Campfire Oracle
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Border line! Can I get a 'Harumph!?'
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Kahuna
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Man, I am already tired of winter.
And I ain't even in Canada. Or mini-canada (read: the hi-line)...
Windchill sucks a wrinkled, crinkled, shrinkage scrot... I'm sorry. My AC is on. My water front home with deep water mooring and direct access to the Gulf is for sale....or for sail, whatever. The river has never frozen. Not even when all Africans were still in Africa. Did I mention my home is for sale? It has one and a half bedrooms and bathrooms. The adjoining lot goes with it. Something like 250' of water front. With otters and dolphins and fish and crabs and chitt. Giant beavers without hair. It is about 75* outside. I know this 'cause I was just outside on the balcony in my shorts and tee taking a leak. There's 1200 acres of state land across the street where I assassinate pigs. Let me know, always ready to lend a helping hand. I have some Brits for neighbors. And a couple of senile old farts with blue hair. And a lawyer from Palm Beach. And a Scotsman who is a complete [bleep]. And his Kiwi girlfriend who is a miserable crunt. I have removable screens and a good rest on the kitchen counter by the sink that could serve for shots up to near 300 yards. Best Regards, BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Oracle
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I can speak pretty good Native.
Mathman is ignoring me in the whiskey thread.
Feel like a guy who just brought a 6 pack of Zima to hunting camp.
Morning Flave, how's it? Zima would be welcome, if not the first choice, in our hunting camp� I brought in a 3 gal. Coleman jug once filled with Lynchburg Lemonade. You would have thought I was God�..
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire 'Bwana
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God of a good camp drunk.....grin
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Campfire Sage
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Sucks ass. On the east coast. Lots of people.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I would get lost or ran over.
At least Mini Canada will be here when you get back!
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You bring 3 gallons of Lynchburg Lemonade to NM and you can be who ever you want to be.
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Sammo, I been there�you would hate it.
It makes me crazy enough to want to shave off all my body hair, oil down, climb into a tower with a rifle, and make some headlines�
I swear I don't know how people live like that�...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Oracle
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You bring 3 gallons of Lynchburg Lemonade to NM and you can be who ever you want to be. Kinda how my group in camp saw things too�.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Poobs,
WP is about as far east as I have been in years, haven't been to North Dakota in 20 years. Farthest east I have ever been is Minot.
Been to the Pacific coast about a dozen times. Too many people in places out there also.
Nice country though.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Man, I am already tired of winter.
And I ain't even in Canada. Or mini-canada (read: the hi-line)...
Windchill sucks a wrinkled, crinkled, shrinkage scrot... I'm sorry. My AC is on. My water front home with deep water mooring and direct access to the Gulf is for sale....or for sail, whatever. The river has never frozen. Not even when all Africans were still in Africa. Did I mention my home is for sale? It has one and a half bedrooms and bathrooms. The adjoining lot goes with it. Something like 250' of water front. With otters and dolphins and fish and crabs and chitt. Giant beavers without hair. It is about 75* outside. I know this 'cause I was just outside on the balcony in my shorts and tee taking a leak. There's 1200 acres of state land across the street where I assassinate pigs. Let me know, always ready to lend a helping hand. I have some Brits for neighbors. And a couple of senile old farts with blue hair. And a lawyer from Palm Beach. And a Scotsman who is a complete [bleep]. And his Kiwi girlfriend who is a miserable crunt. I have removable screens and a good rest on the kitchen counter by the sink that could serve for shots up to near 300 yards. Best Regards, BD I know the market is down right now, but maybe if you threw in a 70, 396 Chevelle you might get enough for that place to buy yourself a new one some place that has snow, and if its pigs you want to find all you have to do is go to a karaoke bar.
Writing here is Prohibited by the authorities.
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Campfire Kahuna
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They don't allow karaoke round abouts.
Why in phuoc would you want a '70 Chevelle? WTF...2WD? We drive trucks down here. Some you can walk under without bending over much. Some of the drivers even have all their teeth. Maybe not all original, but....
A 70 Chevelle? That is just sorta an epic fail of some sort. Man, if you'd asked for a Ford GT40....or maybe a Chaparral...if it won't crack 200 mph I'm not going to entertain the offer. Speaking of which, snow is not unknown down here. It is a novelty, not like the Hi-line where you are condemned to a frozen Hell for months.
OK, I'm jealous. A little.
Make me an offer, no car. Don't say it if you don't mean it. I'll throw in a realtor with big honkers.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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They don't allow karaoke round abouts.
Why in phuoc would you want a '70 Chevelle? WTF...2WD? We drive trucks down here. Some you can walk under without bending over much. Some of the drivers even have all their teeth. Maybe not all original, but....
A 70 Chevelle? That is just sorta an epic fail of some sort. Man, if you'd asked for a Ford GT40....or maybe a Chaparral...if it won't crack 200 mph I'm not going to entertain the offer. Speaking of which, snow is not unknown down here. It is a novelty, not like the Hi-line where you are condemned to a frozen Hell for months.
OK, I'm jealous. A little.
Make me an offer, no car. Don't say it if you don't mean it. I'll throw in a realtor with big honkers. Pics?
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Campfire Kahuna
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No. I don't want to get Jorge all excited.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Details on the half bedroom please............
And AOD to POI off peeing balcony.
Thanks.
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