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Floyd Rocks.


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[quote=New_2_99s]One for Jorge,

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Now shes about perfect, anyone know her name so I can do some more uhh research... whistle


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Good morning America! Wasn't it a pleasure watching Mexico's team get raped last night?



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Morning Travis! Had to get back to the BTE....have been tangled up lately with a hot gal I met through work contacts. While the ride was AMAZING for awhile(she was a freaking sexual predator!), they can't hide the fact for long.....they are ALL batchit crazy! eek

Was out with my son last night to have a couple beers and celebrate my upcoming birthday, forgot my mobile phone at home....get home to find nasty text messages on the phone....unfugging believable! mad

Guess the old adage is true....."No matter how good looking she is, there's someone, somewhere thats sick of her chit!!" grin

Now, on to better things.......

Morning Wankers!!!

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Morn'n clit lickers! Nipple flickers!


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Frog,

Do not waste good opportunities. I like to make them fall deeply in love with me before the relationship dissolves. It results in far better stories for you, and typically destroys the other party involved.

When she is stalking you, you know you did it right.


Travis


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Morning all.

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I'm going to go freeze my wang off looking for a doggie or 2 to play catch with. This is a pear request that I survive the morning.

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Pears sent Tunner, may Zeus be with you.

Morning to all the rest of you goat ropers!

Slept in this AM....WTF?...I NEVER sleep in. WTF?

I aged 8 hours last night. Did Porch Girl too.

Is that like double time?

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Tanner,

I won't pray you don't die but I do wish you luck.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Thanks buddy. That means a lot.

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GFY.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Good morning America! Wasn't it a pleasure watching Mexico's team get raped last night?



Travis


Yeah, the Poles really put it to em...


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

Stupidity has no average...
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Oh yeah,

Good frozen morning to you all...


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

Stupidity has no average...
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frozen? [bleep], 70deg/78% humidity in this hell hole called florida...


A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Originally Posted by Tanner
I'm going to go freeze my wang off looking for a doggie or 2 to play catch with. This is a pear request that I survive the morning.

Tanner



I will pray to the Great Spirit that your hunt is successful, your opponents are vanquished, your heart is full, and your wang is frozen.





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What are friends for,hey?


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by frogman43
Morning Travis! Had to get back to the BTE....have been tangled up lately with a hot gal I met through work contacts. While the ride was AMAZING for awhile(she was a freaking sexual predator!), they can't hide the fact for long.....they are ALL batchit crazy! eek

Was out with my son last night to have a couple beers and celebrate my upcoming birthday, forgot my mobile phone at home....get home to find nasty text messages on the phone....unfugging believable! mad

Guess the old adage is true....."No matter how good looking she is, there's someone,

somewhere thats sick of her chit!!" grin


I always took the bitichen ,whining and [bleep] as a sign I was first thing on their mind, worthy of a Blue ribbon.

The beer kind PBR!


Now, on to better things.......

Morning Wankers!!!


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The easiest way to understand how you're aging is when at a bar with friends you can point out all of the whiskeys that you won't do any more, but can't find a woman in sight that you would say the same about.


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