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Those who are always shooting off at the mouth usually aren't shooting straight. What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear. Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession. www.wvcdl.org
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[quote=New_2_99s]One for Jorge, Now shes about perfect, anyone know her name so I can do some more uhh research...
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Campfire Sage
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Good morning America! Wasn't it a pleasure watching Mexico's team get raped last night?
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Outfitter
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Morning Travis! Had to get back to the BTE....have been tangled up lately with a hot gal I met through work contacts. While the ride was AMAZING for awhile(she was a freaking sexual predator!), they can't hide the fact for long.....they are ALL batchit crazy! Was out with my son last night to have a couple beers and celebrate my upcoming birthday, forgot my mobile phone at home....get home to find nasty text messages on the phone....unfugging believable! Guess the old adage is true....."No matter how good looking she is, there's someone, somewhere thats sick of her chit!!" Now, on to better things....... Morning Wankers!!!
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Morn'n clit lickers! Nipple flickers!
Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
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Frog,
Do not waste good opportunities. I like to make them fall deeply in love with me before the relationship dissolves. It results in far better stories for you, and typically destroys the other party involved.
When she is stalking you, you know you did it right.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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When she is stalking you, you know you did it right. You are wise beyond your years.
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Campfire Ranger
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I'm going to go freeze my wang off looking for a doggie or 2 to play catch with. This is a pear request that I survive the morning.
Tanner
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Pears sent Tunner, may Zeus be with you.
Morning to all the rest of you goat ropers!
Slept in this AM....WTF?...I NEVER sleep in. WTF?
I aged 8 hours last night. Did Porch Girl too.
Is that like double time?
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Sage
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Tanner,
I won't pray you don't die but I do wish you luck.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Thanks buddy. That means a lot.
Tanner
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Good morning America! Wasn't it a pleasure watching Mexico's team get raped last night?
Travis Yeah, the Poles really put it to em...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Oh yeah,
Good frozen morning to you all...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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frozen? [bleep], 70deg/78% humidity in this hell hole called florida...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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I'm going to go freeze my wang off looking for a doggie or 2 to play catch with. This is a pear request that I survive the morning.
Tanner I will pray to the Great Spirit that your hunt is successful, your opponents are vanquished, your heart is full, and your wang is frozen.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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What are friends for,hey?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Morning Travis! Had to get back to the BTE....have been tangled up lately with a hot gal I met through work contacts. While the ride was AMAZING for awhile(she was a freaking sexual predator!), they can't hide the fact for long.....they are ALL batchit crazy! Was out with my son last night to have a couple beers and celebrate my upcoming birthday, forgot my mobile phone at home....get home to find nasty text messages on the phone....unfugging believable! Guess the old adage is true....."No matter how good looking she is, there's someone, somewhere thats sick of her chit!!" I always took the bitichen ,whining and [bleep] as a sign I was first thing on their mind, worthy of a Blue ribbon. The beer kind PBR! Now, on to better things....... Morning Wankers!!!
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The easiest way to understand how you're aging is when at a bar with friends you can point out all of the whiskeys that you won't do any more, but can't find a woman in sight that you would say the same about.
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