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Felt a tingle in the spear, so I logged on and read this.
[bleep]' laughing! Dude. Didn't have a beer yesterday so I'm having one tonight in ol' #670's honor.
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Lesson learned. Stay off the roof and leave that work to the young folks. Old people ain't supposed to try and shimmy up high areas...
Because you don't bounce after falling, you break.
Back in my younger days, probably 18 years ago, I was roofing and took a little ride off of the roof. Luckily I wasn't injured but the roofing gun was [bleep] up beyond repair.
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Is 'roofing gun' a euphemism...? 
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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I fer sure didn't bounce. I was lying there thinking," oh chit! this ain't good". Lights out! Danged scaffold platform followed me down, landed end first on my noggin. ![[Linked Image]](https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1392053_1386641784910407_919545125_n.jpg)
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Holy dogshit man.
Top o' your noggin looks like Clint's brand in Josey Wales.
Brutal.
Was the scaffolding ok?
Kiddin'.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Or....you could do it the old fashioned way of implying Montana justice...push there face into a pillow covered with Greek-O's jock and have Slave blast them in the 'ole corn bucket sans grice! Broke Back chicken [bleep]! Felt a tingle in the spear, so I logged on and read this. I'd volunteer for this worthy cause. Shooting a cow has got to be one of the lowest acts ever. Unbelievable. If Sam catches the azzhat, perhaps have the bull breed the bastard? That should cure him of shooting cows. Make the bull happy, too? 
"...the designer of the .270 Ingwe cartridge!..."
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Chicks dig scars bro, but that's like freaking Frankenstein [bleep] there. It wasn't my "gun"!!! My gun would have busted that damn sidewalk......Like a jackhammer!!!! It was a good thing I had it strapped down to my calf, [bleep] would have got jacked up.
Sorry about the heifer Samo, hope you catch that sorry bastard
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Nothin to do but gut shoot that [bleep], offer a big reward for info, then gut shot the shooter and hand cuff em to the rat and leave them both in a dry wash for the coyotes.
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Shooting a cow is some low down [bleep].
Brent?
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It was kinda cool. You could see the white bone, after the bleeding slowed.
BTW, I will never let anyone near me with a staple gun. Damn rookie ER Doc had to pull 3 of them a couple of times to get the worst of the "puckers" out.
Those aren't all. There are 6 more staples over on the left side, just out of the pic.
I was alone at the time. I was out cold for about an hour.
Of course I was hundred yards from the house. I crawled over to my new Huskie riding mower for the ride across the yard, must passed out, came to under the deck, mower and me.
I did this on a Friday evening. On Monday I drove myself to the carry out for smokes and beer, with my right leg over the tranny hump.
Truck tranny, not the chicks with dicks kind.
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On a brighter note, my new Mickey, for a sa Howa is here. Hope to get her skim bedded this weekend. ![[Linked Image]](https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1470146_1403540276553891_2030520940_n.jpg)
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Have ya ever punched any one this hard? ![[Linked Image]](http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o228/bawanajim/IMG_0160.jpg)
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Shooting a cow is some low down [bleep].
Brent? Where is Brent? Brent is like a fart in an elevator, you don't miss him when he is gone. Seems he got run off the Shiloh website too...
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He probably figured out he was to "smart" to hang out here.
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Digging the new stock bro, should look sweet...
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Not hard enough to break my arm, just a couple of knuckles.
Tried to break a little guy's fist with my chin one night.
He musta' hit me 20 times before I decided to just go down fer da count.
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Terry,
What pattern is that Mickey?
Morning all.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.
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I had a dream last night that I was running through a beautiful spring field with heifer #670.
She has found peace at last, Sammo.
She is also bred again....
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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It's colder than ph..ck outside.
Wife's nipples are alert!
Time to go to Bikini land until this blows over.
Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.
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