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Invoicing AND inventory on that Smartphone?
Holy [bleep]!






I need to drink more.
Maybe wrap my head around these wonders of technology better.

"Kydex Crotch option"




TFF!

2014 model......GFY slave! I will be richer!

Epic chapter of the BTE! Rollin' on the floor, someone help me up.

Elmer, what is this needle dick thing you speak of? Are your neighbors so afflicted? Could you post a pic? In one of the campfire threads, not here.

BD

Poser.


You ain't got the Ace "Ginger" doll.
Or the BTE Specials.
Or the Honey lube.......edible O' course.
Or 0% financing.




P.S. She got the ass drain?




P.S.S. We will crush any competition.........with our Boners.

Is this the official distributor for the dolls?

Just found this and although I'm not a cat person it is fuggin hilarious.

30 Things You Can Say To A Feminist To Piss Her Off
Posted by StuffFratPeopleLike 4 days ago


Read more at http://totalfratmove.com/30-things-you-can-say-to-a-feminist-to-piss-her-off/#w8lTmyhBeGsf0Oct.99




1. �Can I buy you dinner?�

2. �You remind me of my secretary.�

3. �You must face so many struggles as a middle class white woman.�

4. �I figured that you were a cat person.�

5. �Did you read that article about why women shouldn�t have short hair?�

6. �Make me a sandwich.�

7. �Sooooo�.anal?�

8. �There will never be a female candidate worthy of the Presidency.�

9. �Looks like somebody�s on their period!�

10. �If we�re gonna hook up tonight, I�m going to need you to sign this 13 page document confirming that you consent.�

11. �Sorry, I didn�t mean to hold open that door for you.�

12. �Jezebel is the worst thing to ever happen to the Internet.�

13. �Ever thought about shaving your legs?�

14. �Are you really a feminist, or is that just your excuse for still being alone at 40?�

15. �Of the 23 female Fortune 500 CEO�s, how many do you think are lesbians?�

16. �That haircut makes you look like Rosie O�Donnell�s bush.�

17. �Who did you vote for last election? Lol, jk.�

18. �On a scale from one to a putrefied whale carcass, how bad do you think Hilary Clinton�s vagina smells?

19. �You�d look WAY better if you lost 15 pounds.�

20. �I bet you can�t do laundry for [bleep].�

21. �I wish they would photoshop a few more pounds off of their cover models.�

22. �Jennifer Lawrence is hot, but I wish she�d just shut the [bleep] up for a minute. Also eat less cheeseburgers.�

23. �Wait a minute�this isn�t a kitchen, how the hell did you get here?�

24. �I�d rip that pantsuit off you so fast if you let me��

25. �I�m in a fraternity.�

26. �You�re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It�s science.�

27. �Let me know when you�re driving home. I want to warn all of the small children in the area.�

28. �I don�t disrespect you because you�re a woman, I disrespect you because you�re a self-righteous moron.

29. �So did you get kicked out of sorority rush the first day or the second?�

30. �I�m all for gender equality, that�s why I love to 69 so much.�


Read more at http://totalfratmove.com/30-things-you-can-say-to-a-feminist-to-piss-her-off/#w8lTmyhBeGsf0Oct.99

Back to the topic at hand.



The Needle Dick Tree

Sounds like a medical condition. Piece of advice, never get a lap dance from a stripper suffering from "severe anal leakage".

Dave.

Obligatory pic and off to bed.

Morn'n Wacker's

Good Columbian coffee this morn'n


Any morn'n you wake up with a woody is a good morn'n.


Lifetime Morn'n Woody count 17,782 and counting!

Good mornin wankers and crankers. What? Everybody sleeping in this morn?

Dave.

Sleep? WTF, you guys sleep?

Get the phuoc out of bed, we got miles to go!

Dave, thanks for the pic. I guess chicks might like needle dicks?

Some of them anyway. Maybe the ones Ace has educated? Who knows?

Introspectively,

PTO

A needle dick would break off in this cold...

Do the design parameters of the inflatable dolls allow for over inflation to accommodate those members that like their chicks well marbled? And if'n I run her up to 150 PSI will the kydex crotch swell and become impenetrable?

Inquiring minds....

Morning losers.

"Ginger" (X2)is not here yet WTF?

You're a sick bastid, but, I like the way you think.

Gotta go to work.

Later folks,

Dave.

You obviously have no experience with dolls.

You under inflate to get the soft squishy feel and over inflate for the hard body feel.

Rookie.

Our team designed "Ginger" to a 180lb inflation rating.
Pump the [bleep] outta her at the gas station, she can take it.

The kydex crotch will not de-figure, 'specially with your dick. Hint.



P.S. It will however, nestle your Glock 19 like Sweet Baby Jesus.