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If there's one thing I have learned on the fire, it is that you should take anything Brad says, think/do the opposite, and you're golden. I'm always amazed at how he keeps coming up with new and amazing ways to be a complete [bleep].
Anyhow, I'm off for Idaho tomorrow for my annual lion hunt with friends. I've got several hides on the wall, so like normal I'll just be a dog handler. After that, it is a full week of killing pheasants and chucker, plus jerking off. I'm excited.
Keep it real, lubed and full of blood. It's the only way to live.
I'm green with envy! Need a gun/pack bearer or cook? Best, GWB
A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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Sorry Fatjack, got busy returning emails.
Well, most of our modern world revolves around some really complex chemical processes.
Some really smart people have spent generations figuring out how to make this or that chemical, plastic etc. They concentrate on making the products. When it comes time to service it, repair it or deal with unforeseen by-products they are focused on the other side.
Guys like me make our money figuring out to get a hundred tons of crystallized polymer out of a system that ain't supposed to make polymer.
How do you get the metal surfaces inside a petrochem vessel to accept the latest hi-tech tungsten molecular coating.
Some group figures out how to mix asphalt with used tire rubber. Great stuff, as long as it is around 1,000 degrees. I get to figure out how to get it out of the pumps, tanks and pipes.
You take that wonderful Powder River Basin coal, burn it in a power plant, per EPA regulations you get almost no sulfur compounds in the smoke.
Of course when you open a boiler for repairs the residuals turn to concrete in about 8 hours, due to all the calcium and silica. We developed ways to get it out with shaped charges, and some other little things that go boom that we worked out. One led to a patented det cord based product.
I held an ATF Class 30 license for 10 years. After OKC and 9/11 the regs just got out of hand and I turned in the permit and got out that side of our business.
Sorry, I got carried away. In general I find out of the box ways to handle industrial problems. That means I have to go to a lot of plants, usually on emergency basis. You basically are The Wolf...Winston Wolf, Pulp Fiction....you solve problems!
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Having an awesome Doppelbock. A Korbinian by Weihenstephaner. Prolly the best bock I've had to date (nice toasty 7.5% ABV, too).
God, I love the Krauts! These guys make extremely good beer, even in their lighter styles. American mass market beer could take some lessons.
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If there's one thing I have learned on the fire, it is that you should take anything Brad says, think/do the opposite, and you're golden. I'm always amazed at how he keeps coming up with new and amazing ways to be a complete [bleep].
Anyhow, I'm off for Idaho tomorrow for my annual lion hunt with friends. I've got several hides on the wall, so like normal I'll just be a dog handler. After that, it is a full week of killing pheasants and chucker, plus jerking off. I'm excited.
Keep it real, lubed and full of blood. It's the only way to live.
I'm green with envy! Need a gun/pack bearer or cook? Best, GWB GWB....same offer....if a Sherpa is needed, I will be the guy...I will carry your [bleep] and cook...sonofabitch! Always wanted to bust some hogs...NH is a bit " light" on them...although they say there is a small feral herd that escaped from the Corbin preserve.
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Nice pics Gee Dub.
Smackin' vermin with a favorite rifle shouldn't need explanation, but hey, it's the Fire.
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“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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If there's one thing I have learned on the fire, it is that you should take anything Brad says, think/do the opposite, and you're golden. I'm always amazed at how he keeps coming up with new and amazing ways to be a complete [bleep].
Anyhow, I'm off for Idaho tomorrow for my annual lion hunt with friends. I've got several hides on the wall, so like normal I'll just be a dog handler. After that, it is a full week of killing pheasants and chucker, plus jerking off. I'm excited.
Keep it real, lubed and full of blood. It's the only way to live.
I'm green with envy! Need a gun/pack bearer or cook? Best, GWB If they were my hounds, you'd be welcome in a heartbeat. We normally either become vagrants at my buddies parent's place for chow, else Jack in the Crack gets our business. We're usually so damn tired cooking is the last thing we would consider, so no cook is required, but thanks. One thing's for sure...you gotta be in shape to follow those hounds. It's always a good time.
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10/4
Ya'll have fun and post pix when you can. Details always help.
Also, I've a good friend from Ireland who states that "a lie well told will serve as good as the truth anyday".
So be sure to embellish when you do report.
Best,
GWB
A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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PM sent your way.
Best,
GWB
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Wow..... Just....,. Wow...
The Summers Eve Spokesman Brad showed up on the BTE.
His fine arts degree didn't even make him bitch about the bikini porn.
"If her nipple was shaded just slightly more, it would provide the viewer with a more provocative and mysterious approach to his masturbation, while making him want to sip champagne from his gay lovers ass afterwards."
Yes. the man who must always feel superior to white trash hillbillies....
Brad, seriously... Go [bleep] yourself.
I don't have enough middle fingers to tell you how I real feel about you and your drama.
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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Who gets up? Doesn't everyone keep a gallon milk jug bedside? Is that for your ass-pipe or the man-pipe? #leftjab
I'm Irish...
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That is an honest to god trailerhood skank. That look can't even be faked by a guy with a fine arts degree. That takes slutiness of levels unknown by guys who live in houses that don't have wheels on them. I bet she's got 5 kids from 9 baby daddies. Give her my number, and tickets to the Montana 200
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I'll save you the suspense.... The guy on the pole ran WAY too much camber in his right front, and smoked a right front and plowed the wall hard about lap 89. Fat chicks gineys got wet, and during the caution, many dumbass uneducated hillbillies made a mad scramble to piss and get another couple Tallie Coors Lights. Then there was a double file restart, and Dave Garber dicked the dog and frieght trained the whole [bleep] field. Sweathog punched the nose so hard, that all he could do was look out the A piller. Eventually he assssholed Dave and wiped out half the field. You gotta love it when 27 cars start a main, and 12 finish I'ma go dring Jack Daniels and [bleep] a skank. Stocks cars are BADASS!!!
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[bleep]!!! I miss building Street Stocks for a living. 450 horsepower on an 8" treaded slick is just a BAD idea. Pigpen Sheweeee is still wheeling stock cars in the inland NW. I do believe he still holds track records in Ktown, Pablo, State-line and Spokane, He made many strong finishes in the Fall Classic, and up in Cranbrook.
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One led to a patented det cord based product. I love det cord. It inspires my imagination. In Texas hogs are vermin and pests. They can be �killed� or �hunted� if you will 24/7/365 by any legal means (excludes dynamite). That's depressing. Prayers sent for Texas. Gee, I have hunted with high explosives in the past, sometimes with music playing in my ears. I can tell you with some authority there isn't much left to eat when you stuff a porker with a 2.75" FFAR.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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That is an honest to god trailerhood skank. That look can't even be faked by a guy with a fine arts degree. Ace, you're on a roll this AM and I near chitt my knickers by the time I got thru your commentary. Line above is a classic, ROTF! Anyway, good morning to you and the rest of the malcontents on the BTE! Prayers sent to the Poobah. 150s in the 7X57? Holy heresy! STAND ON IT!!! BD
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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Morn'n clit lickers!
Going to do a little Christmas shopping today!
Anybody need anything while I'm in town?
Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.
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Get Ace some new stories.
Good morning.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Daveed, Happy Harmonica!
Blow it!
BD
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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Don't give damn how F'd up your day might begin ( as in just ran over a mofo skunk and the truck is perfumed to the max ), just log in here and it all bleeds away.
Everybody GFY. Twice.
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ON this thread GFY means something different.
The "F" stands for fondle.
So---- GFY and have fun doing it!
Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.
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