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Where the [bleep] are the tits? You slugs are lagging.
Gin is divine. Good gin that is. Sapphire or bust. Just sayin. Hank....I don't know how to say this so you'll understand me as my vocabulary is highly polished and elevated to a plane that even George Will examines for editorial guidance, but I'll try by borrowing from lesser mortals. Good luck!
HAVE SOME MADEIRA M'DEAR?
She was young, she was pure, she was new, she was nice She was fair, she was sweet seventeen. He was old, he was vile, and no stranger to vice He was base, he was bad, he was mean. He had slyly inveigled her up to his flat To view his collection of stamps, And he said as he hastened to put out the cat, The wine, his cigar and the lamps:
Have some madeira, m'dear. You really have nothing to fear. I'm not trying to tempt you, that wouldn't be right, You shouldn't drink spirits at this time of night. Have some madeira, m'dear. It's really much nicer than beer. I don't care for sherry, one cannot drink stout, And port is a wine I can well do without... It's simply a case of chacun a son gout Have some madeira, m'dear.
Unaware of the wiles of the snake-in-the-grass And the fate of the maiden who topes, She lowered her standards by raising her glass, Her courage, her eyes and his hopes. She sipped it, she drank it, she drained it, she did! He promptly refilled it again, And he said as he secretly carved one more notch On the butt of his gold-headed cane:
Have some madeira, m'dear, I've got a small cask of it here. And once it's been opened, you know it won't keep. Do finish it up. It will help you to sleep. Have some madeira, m'dear. It's really an excellent year. Now if it were gin, you'd be wrong to say yes The evil gin does would be hard to assess.. Besides it's inclined to affect me prowess, Have some madeira, m'dear.
Then there flashed through her mind what her mother had said With her antepenultimate breath, "Oh my child, should you gaze on the wine that is red Be prepared for a fate worse than death!" She let go her glass with a shrill little cry, Crash! Tinkle! it fell to the floor; When he asked, "What in Heaven?" She made no reply, Up her mind, and a dash for the door.
Have some madeira, m'dear. Rang out down the hall loud and clear With a tremulous cry that was filled with despair, As she paused to take breath in the cool midnight air, Have some madeira, m'dear. The words seemed to ring in her ear. Until the next morning, she woke up in bed With a smile on her lips and an ache in her head... And a beard on her earlobe that tickled and said: Have some madeira, m'dear!
Very nice. The gingers up above are even better.
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Morning losers.
Thanks Crow and BD.
Somebody call Rancho's house and get his ass up.
3 day weekend WTF?
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Gonna be sending chum salmon out to saltwater next week. Pretty F'in early. I don't know if I would rather be in the cave or outside feeding them in the snow. Choices choices. I do know working on xmas is 2X, score!
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Kindness invites abuse du ma nhieu
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Gruff.......for you....wild as the MT frontier...
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That is a mean bush. Lemme at it.
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Yeah another Ginger. Thank Levi Spear Parmly for dental floss.
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A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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I agree. Keep the gals coming.It's a great way for an old man to start his day. Especially after getting pulled over for running a red light. Luckily,,,,,,,,,,,,,NO TICKET........... LBK�did not know you were such a Rebel!
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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You wankers see this? Now THIS is a good pic! The Poobah approves greatly. Composed, B&W is never a bad thing, and it celebrates the beauty of a woman without all the garish tawdry crap you guys post! Its artsy. I will be monitoring your future posts for garish and tawdry. You have been warned. Carry on.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Wrong.... Nipples. Crack. Taint. Bush. FM. Tis the Season.
Class is for Teachers.
Vinny
Have Dog
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Class is for 'mo's.
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You wankers see this? Now THIS is a good pic! The Poobah approves greatly. Composed, B&W is never a bad thing, and it celebrates the beauty of a woman without all the garish tawdry crap you guys post! Its artsy. I will be monitoring your future posts for garish and tawdry. You have been warned. Carry on. Poobah....pretty sure I covered garish and tawdry...
Kindness invites abuse du ma nhieu
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When we get to be your age I'm sure we will also appreciate art.
Till then, garish and tawdry are good.
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Still think it would be cool to put a face with a name here...like the "other" thread....save for you [bleep] still working for The Man in the witness protection program...you are excused...
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[ Good pic, but that chick scares the [bleep] outta me.
Have Dog
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Whose face do you want? This is the Poobah's face, and the good looking guy on the left is his Gargoyle.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Still think it would be cool to put a face with a name here...like the "other" thread....save for you [bleep] still working for The Man in the witness protection program...you are excused... Go for it. You've seen my man-model face a thousand time....... Shove that Stormy--Kromer on your chrome dome and selfie away. Start it.
Have Dog
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I saw a soldier in full garb in the airport in Chicago with a smaller version of your chum...they both put fear into me!
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