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Snakeskin Cowgirls, Who the Hell you think you are?
Maybe I can set you free....
Love,
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Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Kahuna
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Cheap but never free.
Happy Harmonica!
That's Bill said.
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Sage
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Dear Goose,
Or Iceman.
I have a problem. After seeing how 'Slave turned Wiley Coyote into Bugs I was inspired. A few nights ago the raccoon nation decided to visit my tangerine tree and plunder the sweet fruits hanging there upon. It left me askance and deeply troubled.
Last night I left the light on in the spirit of Motel 6 and periodically spied from the balcony, bathroom and such. When one showed up I grabbed my trusty CB short shooter and with one foot in the bathtub and the other keeping time on the floor to Huey Lewis and the News doing "I want a new drug" I popped one in the face. It was a snapshot, on the move with a very small sighting window and lo, it lacked the precision^2 that I usually apply to all things that annoy me. Perhaps I nipped the windpipe because it fled making a noise not unlike what I imagine Willie Nelson with emphysema blowing a harmonica would sound like.
I really, really wanted it's eyes to pop out (to the tune of "I want a new drug") but alas, it was not to be. It raced to the river and drowned after leaping into the darkness. They float pretty well by the way.
So anyway, my problem is this. I want to make their eyes pop out, but I don't want to give my geriatric neighbors the vapors with a lot of noise. I have .22s, .25s, .28s, .30s, .35s, .40s, .44s .45s, .50s and all the bores that white folk typically use.
What do you suggest? I'm short of gore here in Yankeetown!
Barbarian Danbo Shoot it first. Then grab the bat. Works on pigeons anyway. Iceman
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Sage
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He sent me a text. Said his parents grounded him from the internet for one week. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Gooseman,
That would be one long bat.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Sage
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Gooseman,
That would be one long bat. My slugger goes long. Merry Christmas to all. Except the Jews. They murdered poor little baby Jesus. Heartless bastards. Iceman
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I thought about changing my name to [bleep] but somebody already has it. Oh, you mean "Brad" 
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire Ranger
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Brad and I are going on a baited pig hunt over the holidays.
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Campfire Tracker
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I am not sure what all of this means...
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I thought about changing my name to [bleep] but somebody already has it. Oh, you mean "Brad" No. "Brad" is not the same as [bleep] even if he is an [bleep]
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire 'Bwana
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[bleep]! There go es Easter again this year!  Gwe, Imaginary, pretend retirement is doing nothing for your brain cell count ! I fixed it for you ! Again. No thanks needed.
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Thanks, I had forgotten about the bat.
Is it ok to swing a bat like a golf club so I can get air time?
Danbo
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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[bleep]! There go es Easter again this year! Gwe, Imaginary, pretend retirement is doing nothing for your brain cell count ! I fixed it for you ! Again. No thanks needed. For future reference.
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Thanks, I had forgotten about the bat.
Is it ok to swing a bat like a golf club so I can get air time?
Danbo MAN UP!  Get two bats, link 'em with a chain in the middle ... Chuck Norris Nunchucks.
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Campfire Tracker
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Sweet little pair of Beretta's I got today. .22Corto(short)....50's vintage pre-safety .25ACP Jetfire Assassin's special not that long ago.... Up close and personal and a couple of thwaps in the turban and lights out....unless your name is Goose....then you can put the lights out from 300 yards. ![[Linked Image]](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f115/fatjack34/2ac839df-9f89-4b4c-afc2-e1b8da964586_zps1a48e357.jpg)
Last edited by fatjack34; 12/23/13.
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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You going into the assassin biz'?
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Campfire Oracle
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[bleep]! There go es Easter again this year! Gwe, Imaginary, pretend retirement is doing nothing for your brain cell count ! I fixed it for you ! Again. No thanks needed. For future reference. I refuse to believe I made a mistake.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Sweet little pair of Beretta's I got today. .22Corto(short)....50's vintage pre-safety .25ACP Jetfire Assassin's special not that long ago.... Up close and personal and a couple of thwaps in the turban and lights out....unless your name is Goose....then you can put the lights out from 300 yards. 300 yards? CLoser to 100 MILES with the Phoenix Missile 
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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