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Originally Posted by SLM
You going into the assassin biz'?


Nahhhh....lover, not a fighter or assassin. Too old and too comfortable to end up in the can...


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Originally Posted by jorgeI
Originally Posted by fatjack34
Sweet little pair of Beretta's I got today.


.22Corto(short)....50's vintage pre-safety
.25ACP Jetfire

Assassin's special not that long ago.... Up close and personal and a couple of thwaps in the turban and lights out....unless your name is Goose....then you can put the lights out from 300 yards.

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300 yards? CLoser to 100 MILES with the Phoenix Missile smile


Whore-Hay...300 yards is with our Goose drawing down with these mouse pistolas...not the ordnance you used! Silly immigrant! wink


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Ah! you'll have to pardon me, me no sabe ingles..! smile


A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Too old and too comfortable to end up in the can...


Your 'can' couldn't handle the can.....

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Originally Posted by jorgeI
Ah! you'll have to pardon me, me no sabe ingles..! smile


Nice!


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That provokes a question about military jargon:

What does "Can do!" really mean? Command, will comply, what...?

I really don't want to know, just thinking out loud.

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I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by huntsman22
Originally Posted by fatjack34
Too old and too comfortable to end up in the can...


Your 'can' couldn't handle the can.....


Amen!


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Uh... my name is Brad. Can we be a little more specific when discussing STD infected vaginas or shall we just assume we are talking about the Montana variety?

And DD? May I suggest you watch Animal House? It will help you in keeping up.

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Originally Posted by jorgeI
Ah! you'll have to pardon me, me no sabe ingles..! smile


Es "no se" o "no hables" you stupid immigrant.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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On the subject of the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor

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Good evening, from Icepicks buddy, Ace...

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Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

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I also see the usual suspects weren't working today.

Lousy 47% ers...


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Originally Posted by MojoHand
I also see the usual suspects weren't working today.

Lousy 47% ers...


Just because one makes life look easy, doesn't necessarily mean it is. They just happen to be able to juggle better than most.

(And hide their propensity for alcohol better)


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I raped him just after that scene was shot.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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It's not rape when your on the bottom goose.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MojoHand
I also see the usual suspects weren't working today.

Lousy 47% ers...


Just because one makes life look easy, doesn't necessarily mean it is. They just happen to be able to juggle better than most.

(And hide their propensity for alcohol better)


Ice


With enough alcohol, everything is easy.

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Remember Ace's motto...

"It's never too late to be drinkin' too early


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MojoHand
I also see the usual suspects weren't working today.

Lousy 47% ers...


Just because one makes life look easy, doesn't necessarily mean it is. They just happen to be able to juggle better than most.

(And hide their propensity for alcohol better)


Ice


Perhaps I needed a smiley face after my post... smile


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

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