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Merry [bleep] Christmas to all you regs and your fams.
The internet is full of schit and you guys (the BTE) are the best and brightest and most polished of all the turds.
Can we keep it going for another year and hit 100 mill?
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Campfire Ranger
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Sammy Claus is going out to the bars to "play" tonight.
"Come here little girl. Sit in Sammy's lap and tell me how you like it. HO HO HO!"
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Campfire Ranger
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Rollin' Homie.
Here Dad. I got you these handy packages of portable mustard, ketchup and mayo for Christmas.
"Why do they all have the Doolies logo on them, Son?"
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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in my best little kid in Animal House voice, "thanks, Santa".....
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Johnny, I got a special one for you, and Ace gets one with tats� I thought of everything and everyone�
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Ranger
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I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Merry Christmas Wankers of the BTE! I got you each one of these�. You're welcome. Thank-you. Guaranteed delivery by ? You married guys (includes Flave) can send me yours (unopened, thank you very much). PM for addy...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Say what you want about those French [bleep], but they had their chit together when they decided to burn the gingers as witches.
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Campfire Outfitter
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Rollin' Homie.
Here Dad. I got you these handy packages of portable mustard, ketchup and mayo for Christmas.
"Why do they all have the Doolies logo on them, Son?" Cheap ass. Could've at least sprung for some upscale Arby's sauce...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Horsey Sauce? Holy [bleep]! I don't even know you anymore.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Outfitter
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Forget to wish our Texas, New Mexico and Florida hermanos a Feliz Navidad!
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Campfire Kahuna
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Poobs, your empathy overfloweth!
Thanks.
Where's the blond?
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Merry Christmas Wankers of the BTE! I got you each one of these�. You're welcome. I can make that work. Happy Holidays!
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
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Sammy Claus is going out to the bars to "play" tonight.
"Come here little girl. Sit in Sammy's lap and tell me how you like it. HO HO HO!" You'll likely be as successful as Ace. Iceman
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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I'd take Ace as my wing man ... any day.
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Campfire Ranger
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Forget to wish our Texas, New Mexico and Florida hermanos a Feliz Navidad! Word. P.S. SLM, hope the kid draws blood tomorrow.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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And the French Canooker Hookers.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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all I got was a shirt and a piece of azz, and both were to big
FJB
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all I got was a shirt and a piece of azz, and both were to big Laffin'! Where the [bleep] is my dreidel?
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Poobs, your empathy overfloweth!
Thanks.
Where's the blond?
BD Just for you BD�
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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