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Originally Posted by fatjack34
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Elmer...I'm proud of you! Wenches as art...Ho Li [bleep]!


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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What a complete and total shhittt show on the classified with Safariman and MissouriEd! Wow!


Be careful. safariman is a DIRECT descendant of Willy the Norman, and is EASILY the biggest man in his gospel quartet.


Bwahahahahahahaha


And don't forget the black guy his daughter is (I don't remember if it's married, engaged, or dating) is a big mofo and safariman will be the grandfather of an offensive (or defensive) line.


Ha! I forgot about that gem.

Hey guys, I have a LNIB rifle for sale. Mauser 96 action with custom bent bolt handle. No trigger, as those are not included from the factory. 32" Chrome moly octagon barrel. Custom wood stock I made from cottonwood. Chambered in my own one off super hot wildcat cartridge. No dies included, but I will send a used, rusty set of 7x65r dies. PM me for details, I can't post pics. Would like to get $300, but I would trade for a new 4-wheeler.

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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff


Got it figgered out. Buncha High Lives and good music later, I'm about to stuff my belly with venison brats and sit by the woodstove and pretend I'm dead.



Cue Ain't That America by JCM...


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Gents, a heartfelt thank you for this thread. I love to laugh and beat off. With this epic, I can do both.

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PG, I'd really like to buy you Super Dinosarousmag but have no money.

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Originally Posted by SLM
PG, I'd really like to buy you Super Dinosarousmag but have no money.


I will consider other trades. Must be controlled round feed rifles or really cheap crappy handguns.

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Originally Posted by Deer Turd
I love to laugh and beat off.


When you really think about it, those are the only two reasons for the internet to even exist.

Thanks Al Gore.



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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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pussies.
Get out and kill schit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff


Got it figgered out. Buncha High Lives and good music later, I'm about to stuff my belly with venison brats and sit by the woodstove and pretend I'm dead.



Cue Ain't That America by JCM...


Dave


Everytime I hear Blood On The Scarecrow I want to burn down a subdivision.


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Goat, you have a billion-mile SUV you might like to trade me for a new dually?


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Originally Posted by prairie_goat
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PG, I'd really like to buy you Super Dinosarousmag but have no money.


I will consider other trades. Must be controlled round feed rifles or really cheap crappy handguns.


Sorry, I need the 300 WBY for whitetail deer.

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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
DIRECT descendant of Willy the Norman,


Yeah? So? My descendants are directly from Wee Willy Winky Johnson. Put dat in yer book.....

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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Goat, you have a billion-mile SUV you might like to trade me for a new dually?


Do I have a deal for you. SUV with only 900 million miles. Cherry condition. Will trade for a new diesel pickup or a pontoon boat.

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Originally Posted by prairie_goat
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Goat, you have a billion-mile SUV you might like to trade me for a new dually?


Do I have a deal for you. SUV with only 900 million miles. Cherry condition. Will trade for a new diesel pickup or a pontoon boat.


Actually, it's my cousin's SUV. But I can work a trade. I have a collectible vehicle dealer's license, so it's all probably legal and what not.

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Tires included???


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

Stupidity has no average...
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Only the SUV. Tires are an option not included from the factory, and I had to sell them to pay for new tires for my wife's matching SUV. You are getting the best of the two. No returns, but if you're not happy with the deal I'll send you a coupon for 20% off a Grand Slam at Denny's and a free copy of my Gospel Quartet CD.

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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff




Everytime I hear Blood On The Scarecrow I want to burn down a subdivision.



That is hot....I like that...a lot! [bleep] ass kicking pissed off bearded giant! Yeah! [bleep] rip it up!


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Originally Posted by prairie_goat

Only the SUV. Tires are an option not included from the factory, and I had to sell them to pay for new tires for my wife's matching SUV. You are getting the best of the two. No returns, but if you're not happy with the deal I'll send you a coupon to Denny's and a free copy of my Gospel Quartet CD.


Make that two copies of the CD. I can trade one to my cousin for an incomplete Charger...


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

Stupidity has no average...
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Thats the hardest I've laughed on this entire thread.

Dave.


Those who are always shooting off at the mouth usually aren't shooting straight.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.

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Originally Posted by MojoHand
Originally Posted by prairie_goat

Only the SUV. Tires are an option not included from the factory, and I had to sell them to pay for new tires for my wife's matching SUV. You are getting the best of the two. No returns, but if you're not happy with the deal I'll send you a coupon to Denny's and a free copy of my Gospel Quartet CD.


Make that two copies of the CD. I can trade one to my cousin for an incomplete Charger...


DEAL.

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