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Had about 5 years on the job when we get sent to a med call for a hemorrhage. What they didn't tell us was it was for an old pickler with a mag light buried, and I mean gone, up his fart funnel. I have seen more blood from a mosquito bite...literally none! This rump ranger calls us at 7pm and when asked how this happens he said the mag light was standing up on the bed and he accidentally sat on it at 7AM that day...wtf? This wasn't any f�cking mini-mag either...this old gaybo had a full sized D cell battery mag light completely lost up his ass. I should have wrote down all the f�cked up calls over the years and penned a book...

Jesus Chr....t!

fockin'n gays will do some crazy sh...t!


I'll never say "hand me that flashlight" again.

If we invented a vibrate mode mag-lite bung tickler for these Herschel Humping long-dongers, we'd be smoking Cubans and drinking Cristal right now.

You guys are funny tonight.

In a really weird way.

I'll call the Patent office tomorrow.

(From a phone booth)

Your right, might as well capitalize on this gay movement Krap!!

In light of the present direction this has gone Vance, I will rifle the Cristal with you...but I may hold off on smokin' a Cubano for just a bit...

Elmer old friend, I'm starting to grasp what happened to you in the early days.

It's frightening to contemplate.

People call you to help them retrieve their lost tools, utensils and flashlights?

Sum Ting Wong

The people I deal with hate cops...they don't call them for help...the people I deal with have the cops CALLED on them most of the time....us on the other hand, are like the screen in the bottom of the urinal...we catch all the rest of the shhittttt when people don't know who to call. It's a vicious cycle.

Don't answer the phone!

You guys didn't believe me about the garage door did ya'?



Travis

I DON'T, but the muthaphuockers in the dispatch center do!

If somebody sees Ace can you let him know walking the full length of the Chinese Wall takes about 15 minutes.


Travis

For a deity like you...yes...a mere mortal like Mace....sonofabitch

Well, it's 3 minutes till Friday.

Don't have to work on anything important today.

Might just stay home and play with momma!

FJ, this kind of talk reminds me of an old joke...


"How do you prank a blind gay man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

With my Silvertip? That bow is [bleep] cursed. I haven't killed [bleep] with it that had horns. I've had that bow 7 years now.

My old Martin Hunter that Travis owns/owned? One spike, two raghorns, a 4x4 muley, a couple Whiteys even with their ears.

Both bows together, stacks of B tags... I remember a "whack and stack" on the Milk, just off the East side of the Rez that we filled a trailer between my brother and I.

Nothing book.... But once you stick something with a trad bow, it's hard to get a thrill with a rifle. I don't expect many to "get it." Harvesting anything with a bow, using skills that go back to caveman times is just [bleep] magic. It's a connection to the game hunted, the land, and our true spirituality that can't be rivaled by anything else.


I'ma go smoke a pinner and meditate now, right after I FM.


October 12th, 1997.

I couldn't resist. Am I breaking any rules????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mZW8c-OY1Q

I see a couple pronghorns in there.

Morning all.

Fantasy Friday. Rise up Wankers.