Guy working for me the other night handed me a tin of Grizz ( Skoal and Cope man myself)....quit about 1 1/2-2 years ago....took everything I had to pass....was having a sh�t night and a dip would have taken the edge off for sure....
Solid clouds here last night. I really want to see some good ones before I die.
[bleep] no. Clouds over the northern horizon last night, clear as a bell this morning but no color. Seen green ones dancing earlier this winter. Nothing great but was still cool. Big displays are [bleep] beyond description.
Best NL display I have ever seen was 50 miles west of Chicago. And that ain't no schit.
Travis
That was A Wal-Mart SUPER CENTER celebrating Laylat al-Qadr.
Didn't take offense, was makin' up lyrics as I sang along with country joe.
So anyway, Mom isn't doing real well at the moment. Doc was doing an assessment, asking questions...she told him she had 4 kids but they had all died. He was excited to meet me. Said he had never met anyone that had been resurrected.
Phoucin' Chimanese comedian..,
HAAARH!
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
Sheriff's officials in northeast Alabama say a Georgia man accused of leaving his 5-year-old son alone in a car during a hunting trip is free on $500 bond.
Jackson County Sheriff's Lt. Rocky Harnen told AL.com that 29-year-old Brandon Mark Chambers, of Trenton, Ga., was charged with endangering a child.
Authorities say the boy was left alone in the car in Flat Rock and activated the vehicle's OnStar system when he got cold.
Harnen says when authorities arrived, the boy's father was still hunting and the car's thermometer gave a reading of 31 degrees.
Harnen says the boy was released to the custody of his step mother.
I was in the worst mood of my recent life yesterday morning until I got home and had a beer a cigarette with Lynnard.
Terrible mood, thought it was some sudden seasonal depression or something like that. Down in the gutter feelin'.
My dad asked WTF was wrong and I said hell if I know.
Lynnard leaves and for some reason my wife asks me if I could tell she used decaf coffee.
No chit.
I guess we ran out.
Wife on couch, headache.
Caffeine is some good chit!
Lynnard your dad? F�cking caffeine is about all I have left. I f�cked up most of the other little pleasures by overdoing the f�cking sh�t out of all of them...take It to the brink kind of overdoing... Hey man...if you dig it, do it...if yo really dig it, do it twice!
Get this, he left the keys in his Ford Ranger and some kids stole it and totaled it out. Lynnard saw his little truck was missing and went looking. Found it driving around and called the cops.
Cops give chase and the kids crash through a yard and hit the hitch on a trailer house.
That was a month ago.
Last Tuesday night a load of drunks smash into his parked (92?) Lincoln Continental. Right in front of his house.
That thing was cherry, what a shame.
We had a few beers in its honor. I told him I want to buy it cheap and have a Rez Hoopty.
Sam, My cop buddy use to pound Dew like an addict. He would get headaches, etc if he didn't have it. I think he finally weaned himself off of pop for the most part...
Seems I read somewhere about how caffeine does act just like a drug as far as it affects your body.
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Seen green ones dancing earlier this winter. Nothing great but was still cool. Big displays are [bleep] beyond description. 
