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Women are like bacon #9057986 07/28/14 Joined: May 2005 Posts: 10,445 north central PA S shootinurse OP Campfire Outfitter OP shootinurse Campfire Outfitter S Joined: May 2005 Posts: 10,445 north central PA They look good, smell good, taste good, and slowly kill men. See the similarities? "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard

Re: Women are like bacon shootinurse #9057990 07/28/14 Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 995 Golden State S SEM Campfire Regular SEM Campfire Regular S Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 995 Golden State KILL ME NOW !!!! LOL if you want change you have to put in your 2 cents, you can't just sit on the sidelines and whine

Re: Women are like bacon SEM #9057993 07/28/14 Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 5,631 Bay Area CA. C Certifiable Campfire Tracker Certifiable Campfire Tracker C Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 5,631 Bay Area CA. That one in white prolly a bit more than 4.99/lb too She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...? She's gone shootin..

Re: Women are like bacon Certifiable #9058020 07/28/14 Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 8,573 Northwest corner of Louisiana W websterparish47 Campfire Outfitter websterparish47 Campfire Outfitter W Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 8,573 Northwest corner of Louisiana Was making out my grocery list while reading this. Reminded my to get bacon and tomatoes.

Re: Women are like bacon websterparish47 #9058028 07/28/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 You're thinking sandwich, huh? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Women are like bacon eyeball #9058046 07/28/14 Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 12,192 Northern Colorado Tracks Campfire Outfitter Tracks Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 12,192 Northern Colorado Excuse me, time to go make a BLT

Re: Women are like bacon shootinurse #9058184 07/28/14 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,052 Central Ohio S speedsixman Campfire Regular speedsixman Campfire Regular S Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,052 Central Ohio Ya, but they don't taste like bacon! Myron How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers? (stolen from shootinurse)

Re: Women are like bacon speedsixman #9058190 07/28/14 Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,049 7th valley by the red oak grov... pahick Campfire Tracker pahick Campfire Tracker Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,049 7th valley by the red oak grov... Originally Posted by speedsixman Ya, but they don't taste like bacon! Myron Strawberry, Banana, Peach, Burnt Toast(bet she wiped back to front), and Orange, but never bacon.

Re: Women are like bacon shootinurse #9058199 07/28/14 Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 34,261 Montana, Lewis and Clark Count... derby_dude Campfire 'Bwana derby_dude Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 34,261 Montana, Lewis and Clark Count... Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous "Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude

Re: Women are like bacon derby_dude #9058212 07/28/14 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,518 Western Kentucky lastround Campfire Tracker lastround Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,518 Western Kentucky I love bacon! If we live long enough, we all have regrets. But the ones that nag at us the most are the ones in which we know we had a choice. Doug

Re: Women are like bacon lastround #9058354 07/28/14 Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 8,485 The Wrong Side of the Tracks C cisco1 Campfire Outfitter cisco1 Campfire Outfitter C Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 8,485 The Wrong Side of the Tracks They all taste different.................. better than bacon.

Re: Women are like bacon cisco1 #9058365 07/28/14 Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,952 Saratoga County, NY R RS308MX Campfire Outfitter RS308MX Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,952 Saratoga County, NY Originally Posted by cisco1 They all taste different.................. better than bacon. Well, if it smells like cologne leave it alone! Fall seven times, stand up eight.

Re: Women are like bacon RS308MX #9058605 07/28/14 Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,734 Minnesota, Florida chris_c Campfire Tracker chris_c Campfire Tracker Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,734 Minnesota, Florida

Re: Women are like bacon Certifiable #9058708 07/28/14 Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 12,153 Mississippi C Crow hunter Campfire Outfitter Crow hunter Campfire Outfitter C Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 12,153 Mississippi Originally Posted by Certifiable That one in white prolly a bit more than 4.99/lb too

Re: Women are like bacon Crow hunter #9058948 07/28/14 Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 12,834 Pocatello Dutch Campfire Outfitter Dutch Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 12,834 Pocatello I'm not quitting bacon, either....... Sic Semper Tyrannis

Re: Women are like bacon Dutch #9059005 07/28/14 Joined: May 2009 Posts: 5,628 West by God Virginia Toddly Campfire Tracker Toddly Campfire Tracker Joined: May 2009 Posts: 5,628 West by God Virginia I eat all of it.

Re: Women are like bacon lastround #9059037 07/28/14 Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 21,810 CO D djs Campfire Ranger djs Campfire Ranger D Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 21,810 CO So true, except they bankrupt you first, THEN they kill you.

Re: Women are like bacon djs #9059289 07/28/14 Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,796 I InternetGuru Campfire Regular InternetGuru Campfire Regular I Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,796 I don't know, I've never met bacon I wouldn't eat.

Re: Women are like bacon InternetGuru #9059316 07/28/14 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 732 S stripe55 Campfire Regular stripe55 Campfire Regular S Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 732 Side pork? 1/504 PIR