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What'll you pudnockers have?
Got a stick of Beeman's? I'll pay you back. The Right Stuff First line is the barmaid in the pilots' bar, the second is Chuck Yeager The barmaid was the owner, Pancho Barnes. She was a notable pilot in her time.
Who is John Galt?
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I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numbnuts put together.
Who is John Galt?
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I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numbnuts put together.
Sounds like Clint Eastwood in "Heartbreak Ridge".
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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"There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die. "
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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"Would ya like some salt for your corn pone, Alvin?"
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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"Would ya like some salt for your corn pone, Alvin?" Sergeant York with Gary Cooper, maybe.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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"you want to...to...examine...their...tallywhackers????!!!???"
"...the designer of the .270 Ingwe cartridge!..."
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"Yes, I need them caught in the act...no chance for an alibi. And not just two of them. I want the organization. I want it smashed. Any bastard who even dreams of making trouble, I want him to wake up sweating blood at what happened to the ----- --------"
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"There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die. " Jeremiah Johnson?
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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Teacher: What is five times two?
No response
Now come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot.
Student: Twelve.
Teacher: OK, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
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"There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die. " Jeremiah Johnson? Nope. Not as serious a movie... 
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
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One of the greatest scenes from this film - I'll leave the character names in because it's so badass.
Frank Bailey: Get this straight, you corn-holin' [bleep]. You tell your queer-ass [bleep] bosses that they ain't never gonna find those civil rightsers down here! So you might as well pack up and go back up North where you came from and...
[Anderson grabs his crotch hard, Bailey screams in pain]
Anderson: [while grabbing Bailey by the balls] Now get *this* straight, [bleep]-kicker! Don't you go confusin' me with some whole other body. You must have your brains in your *dick* if you think we're gonna just walk away from this. We're gonna stay 'till this gets done.
[after opening his coat and exposing his gun he turns to Deputy Pell]
Anderson: How 'bout you, Deputy. That gun of yours just for show or do you get to shoot people once in a while?
Anderson: [Releases his grip on Bailey, then takes a swig of beer] Thanks for the beer.
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. The Holy Grail
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Son, you got panties on your head...... Raising Arizona - brilliant film. the line is actually "you got a panty on your head". Here is a tough one (maybe): Your mother called, she's been looking all over for you! Now you make jokes on my mother, huh? No... about your mother, not on your mother. I wouldn't get *on* your mother! No takers on this one?
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One of the greatest scenes from this film - I'll leave the character names in because it's so badass.
Frank Bailey: Get this straight, you corn-holin' [bleep]. You tell your queer-ass [bleep] bosses that they ain't never gonna find those civil rightsers down here! So you might as well pack up and go back up North where you came from and...
[Anderson grabs his crotch hard, Bailey screams in pain]
Anderson: [while grabbing Bailey by the balls] Now get *this* straight, [bleep]-kicker! Don't you go confusin' me with some whole other body. You must have your brains in your *dick* if you think we're gonna just walk away from this. We're gonna stay 'till this gets done.
[after opening his coat and exposing his gun he turns to Deputy Pell]
Anderson: How 'bout you, Deputy. That gun of yours just for show or do you get to shoot people once in a while?
Anderson: [Releases his grip on Bailey, then takes a swig of beer] Thanks for the beer. Mississippi Burning
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One of the greatest scenes from this film - I'll leave the character names in because it's so badass.
Frank Bailey: Get this straight, you corn-holin' [bleep]. You tell your queer-ass [bleep] bosses that they ain't never gonna find those civil rightsers down here! So you might as well pack up and go back up North where you came from and...
[Anderson grabs his crotch hard, Bailey screams in pain]
Anderson: [while grabbing Bailey by the balls] Now get *this* straight, [bleep]-kicker! Don't you go confusin' me with some whole other body. You must have your brains in your *dick* if you think we're gonna just walk away from this. We're gonna stay 'till this gets done.
[after opening his coat and exposing his gun he turns to Deputy Pell]
Anderson: How 'bout you, Deputy. That gun of yours just for show or do you get to shoot people once in a while?
Anderson: [Releases his grip on Bailey, then takes a swig of beer] Thanks for the beer. Mississippi Burning
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
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Just go man.
Those your ski's? Both of em?
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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"you want to...to...examine...their...tallywhackers????!!!???" Porky's
"Be sure you're right. Then go ahead." Fess Parker as Davy Crockett
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."
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