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I nominate "We use our missiles to protect our people. They use their people to protect their missiles."
You nominate?
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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"What does it matter now?"
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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�The best way to predict the future is to invent it.� � Alan Kay
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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"If you like your insurance plan.....".
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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"most transparent gov't evah" BO
yep we see right through the BS you spew Mr. Prez
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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"we have to pass the bill to see what is in it" nasty piglosi
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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"The country is definitely better off than when I got into office" BO
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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"we have to pass the bill to see what is in it" nasty piglosi good one Keith, hard to top. i'm incredulous that we pay these people to say stupid chit like that? and they make fun of Palin and leave this alone????? it's evident we're outnumbered, via voting results. but stupid people die easier
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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"Always have enough gun."
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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�Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.� � Babe Ruth
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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"My skills definitely lie more in the area of government than in the area of working." --attorney guy from the reality show Utopia
Or, particularly apropos for a consultant: "You pay a contractor so that you can tell him what to do. You pay a consultant so that he will tell you what to do."
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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McClain did not attack me on my Muslem faith.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Cynic: N; a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are rather than how they are supposed to be. - Ambrose Bierce
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose. - Twain
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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ISIS is not Islam.
It was workplace violence.
Not one smidgeon of corruption, Bill
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself. -Twain
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I don't make jokes - I watch congress, and report the results.
Mark Twain
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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2003:
D Rumsfeld
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know."
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OK - this one is from years back, from wolf control controversy here in Alaska.
Not only was it hilarious, but true. And my all time favorite.
"We can't just let Nature run wild!" Wally Hickle, Governor.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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I don't make jokes - I watch congress, and report the results.
Mark Twain Some of you guys are cheating. Using quotes that are not from this year. For shame.
Leo of the Land of Dyr
NRA FOR LIFE
I MISS SARAH
“In Trump We Trust.” Right????
SOMEBODY please tell TRH that Netanyahu NEVER said "Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away."
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"The president thinks people are depressed because they don�t understand how good the economy is. Actually right now they are depressed because he is president."
Peggy Noonan
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"The president thinks people are depressed because they don�t understand how good the economy is. Actually right now they are depressed because he is president."
Peggy Noonan I post this not because it is Palin, but because I find it very Pithy... "We can survive the Error of Obama; it�s almost over, and we can survive this President. The question is, can we survive the people who voted for him a second time?" Sarah Palin just last week...
Leo of the Land of Dyr
NRA FOR LIFE
I MISS SARAH
“In Trump We Trust.” Right????
SOMEBODY please tell TRH that Netanyahu NEVER said "Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away."
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"I've spent the past month in Washington D.C., and it is terrific to be back in America." � Cruz during a rally in his home state of Texas
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself. -Twain Moderation in all things; including moderation.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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OK - this one is from years back, from wolf control ungulate enhancement controversy here in Alaska.
Not only was it hilarious, but true. And my all time favorite.
"We can't just let Nature run wild!" Wally Hickle, Governor.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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There is a lot of people in this country i would like to strap to the missiles and bombs before we drop them on the Muslims in their country. Kill two birds with one stone as they say .
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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"What does it matter now?" I think it's "What difference does it make now?" I want you to ignore the fact that they died from my and Tyrant Obama the Liar's incompetence and betrayal.
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I don't make jokes - I watch congress, and report the results.
Mark Twain Some of you guys are cheating. Using quotes that are not from this year. For shame. Saw it quoted just last week! hehehe
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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"and when you kill the last one you go kill his pet goat."
There are no problems that cannot be resolved by the suitable application of high explosive.
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In 2006, John Kerry said �You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don�t you get stuck in Iraq.� Now Kerry�s . . . stuck in Iraq. So, you know, you might want to be careful. . . . From today's Instapundit.
Be not weary in well doing.
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Now it's my turn to apologize for wasting your time, Amigo.
Didn't know that you wanted a clunker.
I don't own clunkers.
Sorry!
Pithy don't quite cover it though.
---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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"Hold my beer and watch this!"
I think that's a perennial.....
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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"Hold my beer and watch this!"
I think that's a perennial..... I've witnessed the after effects of that statement. Darn near folded a Ford truck in half and not an ounce of beer spilt.
---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. Marion Barry - USA Today (24 March 1989)
Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven.
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The good Dr Howell quietly pointed out to me, that I did not attribute the quote properly. I should have (correctly) attributed that quote to Will Rogers. Thank you my friend.
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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"The 'S' is silent." - Pareekshit Ravi
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I should have (correctly) attributed that quote to Will Rogers. I was thinking that, but was not sure enough to call you on it. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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"Memo to the GOP: Win the Senate, then enact an agenda and dare the president to veto it. Show the country what you stand for. Then take it to the nation in 2016." By Charles Krauthammer
Leo of the Land of Dyr
NRA FOR LIFE
I MISS SARAH
“In Trump We Trust.” Right????
SOMEBODY please tell TRH that Netanyahu NEVER said "Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away."
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"After all is said and done, more will be said than done."
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." Thomas Jefferson
GeoW, The "Unwoke" ...Let's go Brandon!
"A Well Regulated Militia" Life Member
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"No generalization is worth a damn, including this one."
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- by Ken Howell, on respondents offering 'pithy quotes of the year' - from years long past by people long dead.
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