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It's opening day of ML season in NC this weekend. They can't shoot on Sundays, so Saturday is it.

However, his lovely bride turns 29 (again) EARLY next week. Turning 29 (again) only happens once, right?

I have suggested that he take her to the Outer Banks this weekend.

What say you?


Originally Posted by Mannlicher
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Take her hunting on Saturday, then order out, and stay home for Sunday.


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She doesn't hunt.


Originally Posted by Mannlicher
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Originally Posted by 4ager
She doesn't hunt.


And that matters why?


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I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason.


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Bob, perhaps you should invite them both up for the weekend and a football game each day? Perhaps have his wife go shopping with yours?

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Originally Posted by Mannlicher
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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He can hunt Sunday here...thank goodness for small miracles.



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Originally Posted by isaac
I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason.


I'm sure its personal and not professional.

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Saturday is going to be a wash out here, steady rain all day. So take the high road and spend time with your lovely - and prove to her that she is the most important thing in your world.

Then call in sick all next week like I am doing.


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Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by isaac
I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason.


I'm sure its personal and not professional.


Likely. "Girls night out" on Monday?


Originally Posted by Mannlicher
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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She was thinking of designing a sunroom, and I'm sure she needed a metrosexual touch.

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Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by isaac
I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason.


I'm sure its personal and not professional.


Really? Can you honestly come up with a reason that anyone would visit Bob for a personal reason? Any?


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Originally Posted by RWE
She was thinking of designing a sunroom, and I'm sure she needed a metrosexual touch.


being a woman's 'gay buddy' is fine... if you're gay...

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Go huntin'!!! Her birthday is next week. Go hunting agaibn on that day. Show her who's boss. Have her wash yer shirt and make you a sammich.


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Some states still have those Blue Laws?

Bad deal.


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Here in the Bible belt the Baptists try to ride roughshod.

They don't want you taking a drink on Sunday, but they will blow the doors off the church at 12:01 to get out and light up a smoke.


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Originally Posted by EvilTwin
Go huntin'!!! Her birthday is next week. Go hunting agaibn on that day. Show her who's boss. Have her wash yer shirt and make you a sammich.


Then throw another log on the fire,
cook him up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car, lift it up and change the tire.
Wash his socks and sew his old blue jeans.

.....Then find him a REALLY good attorney.


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Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by isaac
I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason.


I'm sure its personal and not professional.


Really? Can you honestly come up with a reason that anyone would visit Bob for a personal reason? Any?


To sight in his rifles?


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Originally Posted by ltppowell
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by isaac
I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason.


I'm sure its personal and not professional.


Really? Can you honestly come up with a reason that anyone would visit Bob for a personal reason? Any?


To sight in his rifles?


She is a better shot.


Originally Posted by Mannlicher
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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"To sight in his rifles?"

Breed to one of his Yorkies?

[this could get to be a fun guessing game]


Never holler whoa or look back in a tight place
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