Every time I'm about to change my avatar back somebody comments on it and I feel compelled to keep it. The comments are always varied, such as...
Tom Cruise is a terrible actor...which is a lie. Nobody can watch that beach-volleyball-in-blue jeans scene and say that he's not the greatest actor ever.
I hate Tom Cruise movies...which is a lie. Nobody hasn't seen TopGun. And nobody who's seen TopGun doesn't like it.
Why do you have that avatar?...which is a lie. Everybody knows why I have it. It's awesome.
But the most interesting comments are the disproportionately angry comments, nearly always mentioning some sort of homoerotic weirdness, like this weird mixture of "smashing" "baby face" "ass" and "munching".
Originally Posted by generalstuart
pretty Boy, I would Love to smash that baby face Ass Munch...
GS better hope that an inkblot test isn't involved in his psychiatric evaluation.... What do you see here GS? -Not Tom Cruise's baby face getting smashed with my munching, that's for sure!!!
I was gonna try real hard to not derail this, but if you get all high-horsey about other people's BS I might not be able to restrain myself.
Hello Bluedreaux Go ahead, I have done battel with a Lot smarter than you in the past on these forum's & with well over 10,000 Post's it appear's to me that your Mouth has a real case of Diarhea that More than Likely No One want's to Listen to, Nor Read about me included now. I can see by your selfy you Think you are all that and a bag of Chip's I mean Really ? I have been on this forum a Very Long time and many respect me here can you say that Dick Head ? Time to Move onto your next victim I am Bored with your repetition and stupid responses crawl back under the rock that you came out from Under Numb Nut's... Regards, The General
I tried, but I can't help myself.
Sir, apparently, while you may have done "battel"( the correct spelling is actually battle, by the way) with many who are smarter than Blue, i'll put money on you not winning many of those "battles". You're right Blue has a lot of "posts"( notice it isn't post's, as the context used is not possessive). Btw it's Diarrhea, and Blue is very pertinant, and knowledgable on the things he posts about. It seems that someone who, by his own admission has been on this forum a "very"(not Very, as it's not the start of a sentence, nor a propper noun) long time, you would have grasped personalities here a bit better by now.
I do have to wonder if you were an actual General though ( see this is a proper use of capitalization of a word mid-sentence). Have a nice afternoon.
By the way, nice revolver
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
Tom Cruise is the schit, but he's never been a General
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
General, what branch of the military did you serve as a general?
I suspect that he was a major general in the Confederate States Army, in charge of a cavalry corps, in a past life. It certainly would tie into having a really cool gun collection.
Hello Cheyene Bingo, You win my Great, Great Grandfather was JEB Stuart of the Virginia Calvary. I have his brass telescope and a tin type Civil war picture of him. My Great Grandmother was his son JEB Junior's Daughter & her name was Mary Stuart and my Middle Name is Stuart after him. Sadly he was shot in the back at a Young age, The Man was brillaint but he forced his Own Ill Fate by paying Homage & Respect to his war dead by riding the battle field after the battle's ceased, that is How he ws shot in the back at Yellow Tavern where he later died of his wound. He carried a modern side arm for back then he had a Lematt revolver which was a crude Metallic cartridge style revolver unlike the Colt Ball & Cap revolver's that everyone else used back then, hsi Loaded and shot Much Faster I Guess Gun's Run Deep in us Stuart men's Vein's & He sure did Not lack for Ball's , I Guess the Apple did not fall far from the Tree. Regards, The General
Yeah, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death ,... I Shall Fear no Evil, as I Always have with me Me my Loaded Smith & Wesson "..
That's pretty fuggin' cool if your great, great grandad was Jeb Stuart.
Travis
Hello Travis It's Very Tue. All The Pervious men in the family were about 5'-9" and of medium build but my Great Grandmother Mary was 6'-1" In Height which was very tall back then & I am 6'-4" with the same Barrel chest as JEB had being a 56" chest, so as you surmise I have never Taken an Schit from anyone in my life and this Little Piss Ant is really Pissing me off with his wize AZZ comment's Good thing I do Not know where he is Typing from or I would Open a Whole Can of Whoop AZZ On him I have had many fight's in my life and NEVER Lost ONE , I Like to Fight and never back down from anyone, Nor Never WILL...!!! TheGemneral
Yeah, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death ,... I Shall Fear no Evil, as I Always have with me Me my Loaded Smith & Wesson "..
General, what branch of the military did you serve as a general?
I suspect that he was a major general in the Confederate States Army, in charge of a cavalry corps, in a past life. It certainly would tie into having a really cool gun collection.
Hello Cheyene Bingo, You win my Great, Great Grandfather was JEB Stuart of the Virginia Calvary. I have his brass telescope and a tin type Civil war picture of him. My Great Grandmother was his son JEB Junior's Daughter & her name was Mary Stuart and my Middle Name is Stuart after him. Sadly he was shot in the back at a Young age, The Man was brillaint but he forced his Own Ill Fate by paying Homage & Respect to his war dead by riding the battle field after the battle's ceased, that is How he ws shot in the back at Yellow Tavern where he later died of his wound. He carried a modern side arm for back then he had a Lermatt revolver which was a crude Metallic cartridge style revolver unlike the Colt Ball & Cap revolver's that everyone else used back then, hsi Loaded and shot Much Faster I Guess Gun's Run Deep in us Stuart men's Vein's & He sure did Not lack for Ball's , I Guess the Apple did not fall far from the Tree. Regards, The General
Well, you're wrong on the Lemat. It was a "Cap&Ball" revolver. Where it differed from the Colt (there we go with another example of proper capitilization), was that it had 9 cylinders instead of 6 and also included an approximately 20 guage smoothbore barrel underneath the revolver barrel
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
That's pretty fuggin' cool if your great, great grandad was Jeb Stuart.
Travis
Hello Travis It's Very Tue. All The Pervious men in the family were about 5'-9" and of medium build but my Great Grandmother Mary was 6'-1" In Height which was very tall back then & I am 6'-4" with the same Barrel chest as JEB had being a 56" chest, so as you surmise I have never Taken an Schit from anyone in my life and this Little Piss Ant is really Pissing me off with his wize AZZ comment's Good thing I do Not know where he is Typing from or I would Open a Whole Can of Whoop AZZ On him I have had many fight's in my life and NEVER Lost ONE , I Like to Fight and never back down from anyone, Nor Never WILL...!!! TheGemneral
This is just precious
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
That's pretty fuggin' cool if your great, great grandad was Jeb Stuart.
Travis
Am i the only one who finds themself reading the General's posts in an aristocratic, Southern voice, sort of like Foghorn Leghorn?
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
Hello Travis Here is JEB Stuart's actual Telescope that he carried in Battle. I have been Offered ton's of money for this but it is Priceless to me it will be passed down through the family. Now, I was a Yankee before I moved down to Tennessee I Lived in Up-State New York close to Buffalo. Once I Moved down south I tried to connect with JEB's Kin in Virginia. I finally was able to do so Through his great Grandson and visited my KIN. They were shepish at first as they still did not want to acknowledge that they had a Yankess relative until they met and saw me it all disapeared as they saw my stature and Build and said Yup, He's a Stuart. They showed me the family Farm which is well over 3500 acre's. They also showed me the Original Log Cabin where JEB's Father Archibald Stuart Lived back in the civil war times. The story was that JEB Junior Married a Yankeee woman and the family disowned him for it many year's ago so they Traveled North and stayed there, but I got all of that Bad Blood issue sorted out when I visited them and They welcomed me back any time again. Regards, The General
This telescope is of High quality it is Engine Turned Brass and still as clear as a bell to Look Through.. The General
Yeah, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death ,... I Shall Fear no Evil, as I Always have with me Me my Loaded Smith & Wesson "..
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
Regards, The General 
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