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I was at local hotspot the other evening enjoying a frosty, cold one at the bar, when an extremely attractive young woman entered and scanned the surroundings. She gravitated my way and sat on the stool next to me. "Hi, my name is Carmen" she said with a smile. "That's a beautiful name" I replied, "Is it a family name?" "No, as matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked .... "Please to meet you Carmen, I'm B.J. Titsenbeer"
Dave
Sticks and stones may break my bones ... but hollow-points expand on impact.
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I prefer classic.
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I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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I like the way you think. 
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And then we have the fellow who comes into a bar and orders four shots of Scotch. While pouring them, the bartender asks if he would like a tray to take them to his party. The fellow replies that they are all for him and that he will drink them at the bar as he has just had his first BJ. The bartender says, "Oh, celebrating." The guy says, "No, trying to kill the taste."
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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