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Not to scare the bike riders but here in North Dakota you can see for miles most of the time. People run into combines in the daytime and claim they didnt see them.These are 16 feet wide and 16 feet tall BRIGHT RED with flashers going. No way in hell i'm biking down a road. ED K
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Used to run up on Amish Freightliners on Sunday morning when I was hauling gas and they were going to church. Several times we were both talking to Jesus.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Most people that drive one want to make me puke.
Key word most, not all.
Liberal bitch-mobiles. I would almost rather be seen driving a Chevy Avalanche, almost.
I'm sure they are great cars but way to [bleep]' gay. And yes, it is possible for a car to be gay.
Driving a Subaru ranks right up there with riding a peddle bike out on the highway. If the stupidity has to be explained well then you are literally a dumb son of a bitch!
can't wait to tell my ole amigo Oz, "you're gay" ![grin grin](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/grin.gif) he drives his late mom's Subaru to work damn thing was a sharp lil car till he got a hold of it, now it's beat to hell he's hard on gear and pards, I was young and pretty and now I look too much like that damned Subaru I could be a lesbian I think, a rough lookin one at that
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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ok, ok, so you bike guys, do you wear a helmet when you ride a bike?***
***WARNING*** depending on the answer given, it might be an indicator of f agg otry...
Last edited by jorgeI; 02/27/15.
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Campfire Sage
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Basically, I dont really give a fugg what the rules are, on a bicycle my job is to get from point "A" to point "B" and not get run over.
OBG? Do you wear your colors? Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Sage
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Any guy that nags guy they never met on the 'net about minutae from other threads probably suffers from low T.
Speakin' of funny schit from other threads, remember when you claimed hispanics in south Texas don't speak spanish? Goddamm, that was awesome. Even by Campfire standards. Dave PS- I know you work with mostly women, but men refer to it as "talking schit" or "smack" or "ribbing" or "giving a hard time." Not "nag."
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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So yesterday I got home and watched several retarded Subaru videos that I found on youtube. For some reason I find them hilarious... Anyway I didn't log into my youtube account so it was a 'new' history with new recommended videos. This is no chit, do a search for Subaru and see what WTF else is 'recommended'. ![[Linked Image]](http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e78/montanasam/A%202015/Sam.png) My wife even thought it was funny and she loves the gays. (she saved the screenshot, I don't know how) Randy, should clarify that I don't have a problem with gays unless they ride their peddle bikes out in the highway. Just keep an eye on your buddy!
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Holy fugg....
That is fuggin' hilarious. You may as well have typed "COCK" into the search bar.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Dude, you seriously can't make this chit up!
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swell.
you search suburu and you get a whole bunch of videos and movie excerpts of dudes making out.
What exactly does "suburu" mean in japanese?
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Campfire Sage
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My son didn't log out of youtube the other day. All the suggested videos were race cars and hot cartoon chicks.
I yelled out of my office and said "stop beatin' off to cartoons or you're gonna grow up to be a serial killer."
He yelled back "Ok."
Laughin'...
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Well at least he wasn't whackin' off to a Subaru driving through 4" of powder.
Speaking of cartoon chicks, some very odd lookin' Japanese(?) chicks also turned up in the search.
It gets weirder by the minute.
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Campfire Ranger
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My son didn't log out of youtube the other day. All the suggested videos were race cars and hot cartoon chicks.
I yelled out of my office and said "stop beatin' off to cartoons or you're gonna grow up to be a serial killer."
He yelled back "Ok."
Laughin'...
Travis OK he's going to stop beating off or OK to beating off and being a serial killer?
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Campfire Ranger
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Here's a little ditty that shows the mentality of some of the elitist snobs that like Subaru's. Seem's like ol Butt-u was watching the "They Lived" commercial.
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/9163973/Re:_Grouse_camp.#Post9163973
As far as bicycles go,,,, they need to wear helments, mandatory insurance and registration just like any other vehicle, and obey the laws.
OH,,,,, AND GET THE F U C K OUT OF THE WAY!
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You mean this? I also think more of my dogs than have them be transported around in the bed of pickup, waiting to be rear ended or subjected to a flip over.
And there you go proving my point about the majority of Subaru drivers looking down their noses at others. If you think your dogs are any safer in the back of your station wagon than mine are in the box in the back of my truck you're delusional, and if you're implying that you "think more of your dogs" than I do mine you're just an ass-hole who 'coincidently' drives a Subaru.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You mean this? I also think more of my dogs than have them be transported around in the bed of pickup, waiting to be rear ended or subjected to a flip over.
And there you go proving my point about the majority of Subaru drivers looking down their noses at others. If you think your dogs are any safer in the back of your station wagon than mine are in the box in the back of my truck you're delusional, and if you're implying that you "think more of your dogs" than I do mine you're just an ass-hole who 'coincidently' drives a Subaru. Seriously, or does the box have a topper on it?
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Dude, you seriously can't make this chit up! Holy Sheite Muslim , I am so glad I went Highlander instead of Forester.......... I might be cockslappin' BGG's beard right now.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Reminds me of a neighbor woman that came up to complain to dad that I drove to fast on the county dirt road. Her: Your son drives to fast past my house, my kids play in the road. Dad: G-Damn Jane, it's a fu-kin ROAD!!!!!, keep your damn kids outta the FU-KIN ROAD!!!!! Huh, didn't figure 'Flave was old enough to be your Dad.
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Avalanche or Subaru......
Which is gayer?
BTW- A Highlander? It might not mean you're gay, just that on occasion there is a cock in your mouth!
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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So yesterday I got home and watched several retarded Subaru videos that I found on youtube. For some reason I find them hilarious... Anyway I didn't log into my youtube account so it was a 'new' history with new recommended videos. This is no chit, do a search for Subaru and see what WTF else is 'recommended'. ![[Linked Image]](http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e78/montanasam/A%202015/Sam.png) My wife even thought it was funny and she loves the gays. (she saved the screenshot, I don't know how) Randy, should clarify that I don't have a problem with gays unless they ride their peddle bikes out in the highway. Just keep an eye on your buddy! Holy fugg...... I think I just lost.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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