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A guy and his wife who were in their 60's came and looked out my house/property today. They were looking in the house and things were going ok.
We got outside and were in the yard before we got to the pasture and the guy just kinda freaked out and shut down and went and sat in the car. I was like if you aren't interested you could just say I'm not interested.
His wife says he has some freaky form of OCD that if the yard isn't mowed in a certain pattern he freaks out and shuts down for a while.
How do people make a living like that? I assume at some point he worked because he obviously had money. I told his wife if he was really interested I would remow the yard but she said no thanks.
Odd.
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I'm pretty certain he posts on the Fire, along with many of his ilk.....
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I'm pretty certain he posts on the Fire, along with many of his ilk..... Let's start a ilk hunting forum.
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Why am I finding this SO funny ?
Sorry you lost a sale,....but something about this is just
FUNNY !
Did he chit himself, or turn pale, .....?
I mean, "if the yard isn't mowed in a certain pattern he freaks out and shuts down for a while."
you're chitting us,...right ?
GTC
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The Coke vs Pepsi thread might put 'em in a straight jacket.
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No he just kinda stopped talking and went and sat in the car while his wife kept talking then she got in the car and drove off.
Otto is my co-pilot.
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Invite them back but first make crop circles in your lot 
Only a dingleberry, not yet a Turdlike person, maybe someday!!! I am happier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls right now!! Joe.
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A strange happening, I'd shrug it off and hope for a better showing next time.
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A guy and his wife who were in their 60's came and looked out my house/property today. They were looking in the house and things were going ok.
We got outside and were in the yard before we got to the pasture and the guy just kinda freaked out and shut down and went and sat in the car. I was like if you aren't interested you could just say I'm not interested.
His wife says he has some freaky form of OCD that if the yard isn't mowed in a certain pattern he freaks out and shuts down for a while.
How do people make a living like that? I assume at some point he worked because he obviously had money. I told his wife if he was really interested I would remow the yard but she said no thanks.
Odd. I have 2 neighbors like that.....I like to mess with them. Insert evil grin here... People are [bleep]...someone here said that... 
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If they show up again,......GET NAKED ,...and put a lampshade on your head, ....or something.
Don't do anything TO unusual though,...they might not be able to handle it.
GTC
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Crossfire you owe me a keyboard.....
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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If they show up again,......GET NAKED ,...and put a lampshade on your head, ....or something.
Don't do anything TO unusual though,...they might not be able to handle it.
GTC my brother used to get nekkid and roll a joint simultaneously when the JWs or mormons would come...
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Nathan:
Guess your neighbors don't know what a narrow escape they've had.
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Tell his wife to check their water supply.
Better check under his fingernails for paint chips, too.
Mercury fillings?
Hell, I dunno.
Brain damage.
Dad used to always say "hire the mentally handicapped. It's fun to watch them work." lol
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Taser to the frontal lobe might work...
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wonder what pattern he favors....checkerboard, or that kind of diagonal criss cross they use on baseball outfields?
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to funny......my wife has a fairly minor form of OCD.....not a whole lot you can do for it but medicate it...the meds she is taking for her migraines though have seem to gotten rid of the tendencies though they pop back up when she forgets to take her meds regularly..... have to admit ppl like this are really fun to [bleep] with even if they are your significant other 
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A guy and his wife who were in their 60's came and looked out my house/property today. They were looking in the house and things were going ok.
We got outside and were in the yard before we got to the pasture and the guy just kinda freaked out and shut down and went and sat in the car. I was like if you aren't interested you could just say I'm not interested.
His wife says he has some freaky form of OCD that if the yard isn't mowed in a certain pattern he freaks out and shuts down for a while.
How do people make a living like that? I assume at some point he worked because he obviously had money. I told his wife if he was really interested I would remow the yard but she said no thanks.
Odd. I have 2 neighbors like that.....I like to mess with them. Insert evil grin here... People are [bleep]...someone here said that... Dude... the idea of you havin' 2 neighbors with OCD worse than YOU do is seriously creepy... I'm callin' Sam...
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I know someone who has to go drive to his bank to use the bathroom,even on weekends.says the kids make too much noise,and he cant concentrate. And no,its not redneck.
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I'll admit to having OCD, just not on that level, wife loves it. I cannot stand my food to touch, unless it is like a stew or chili. I will always eat broken chips before I eat unbroken chips. My loving wife usually waits till I get all the unbroken chips eaten, then she has to take and break up the rest of the chips, something about the horrified look I get on my face.
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