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NOTE: I checked with SNOPES and this really does work.
With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap, effective, homemade radiation tester you can easily assemble and rely upon.
Just follow these simple instructions.
OPEN A BAG OF ORVILLE REDENBACHER MICROWAVE POPCORN.
LEAVE IT ON YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER.
IF IT STARTS POPPING, YOU'RE SCREWED!
Proudly representing oil companies, defense contractors, and firearms manufacturers since 1980. Because merchants of death need lawyers, too.
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Great ! Better than a badge, at least it can be your last meal !
Tip #2
If your Sushi glows, your screwed.
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IF IT STARTS POPPING, YOU'RE SCREWED!
Probably at about the same time!
"Don't believe everything you see on the Internet" - Abraham Lincoln
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Got a bag of that Jiffy Pop above TV, for house fire alert.
For some reason, every since CBS claimed to be the first to expose Gunwalker. If accidentally hitting the wrong remote button, and CBS lights up the TV before I correct the button mistake, that Jiffy Bag pops.
Is that from radiation?
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Campfire Ranger
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Saturday I shaved off all the hair on my body. My head, my junk, my azz - everything.
Why put off the inevitable?
And ... as I've said before ... nothing but water and iodized salt on my Cheerios from now on.
I'm also wearing a tinfoil thong to keep my nuts from popping.
It's a little known fact that ........
Radiation will make your nads pop just like Orville Redenbachers. They "pop" to about the size of a cue ball. I don't know how good the tinfoil thong will work though. It'll probably wind up looking like a swelled up Jiffy Pop tinfoil popper with two very large popped cornnuts inside a wrinkly tinfoil sack.
Should I go ahead and butter em' up now? ... Or wait?
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Campfire Ranger
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You forgot the frozen OJ - all hail Linus Pauling!
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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Wonder if it will illuminate my scopes.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
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Campfire Kahuna
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Saturday I shaved off all the hair on my body. My head, my junk, my azz - everything.
Why put off the inevitable?
And ... as I've said before ... nothing but water and iodized salt on my Cheerios from now on.
I'm also wearing a tinfoil thong to keep my nuts from popping.
It's a little known fact that ........
Radiation will make your nads pop just like Orville Redenbachers. They "pop" to about the size of a cue ball. I don't know how good the tinfoil thong will work though. It'll probably wind up looking like a swelled up Jiffy Pop tinfoil popper with two very large popped cornnuts inside a wrinkly tinfoil sack.
Should I go ahead and butter em' up now? ... Or wait? My nads are already that size. Aren't everybody's? 
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Campfire Ranger
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Do they glow in the dark?
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Got a bag of that Jiffy Pop above TV, for house fire alert.
Not for just above the TV. You should have them everywhere. ![[Linked Image]](http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp262/levrluvr/firealarm.jpg)
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