Smash or pass?

Used ta.

Not anymore Jim?

She quit smoking!

But no....it was never a big deal.

Why settle for just a smoker when nowadays you can get the triple crown? Orifice piercings, tattoos, and vapes or smokes. Wonderful.

I dated a couple, but I smoked then.

Smash and dash.

Hole is hole

Nothing shouts class like Black & Mild’s..

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If they smoked in high school, they put out...

Never liked it but married a smoker, wish she would quit that cshit

This advice is spot on I’m my experience.

why not, ain't gonna kiss her on the mouth anyway

😂🤣

They are more likely to suck cock, I have heard.

I wish she would too.


It's really hard on women as they age.

Yes, it has made her look way older than her age. That [bleep] killed her parents, aunts and uncles. One aunt on dads side is alive. Guess what? The aunt has never smoked. She has 4 siblings, 3 smoke, her sister doesn’t and is 6 yrs older, looks younger than my wife.

My woman blows smoke rings.

Do what I do if she starts smoking, just add more lube,

- Yeh, but who wants a nicotine ring around around his cock?

Doogie Houser is a homosectional

This is a beaver award worthy reply!!

Dated a smoker in high school. Only smoker I’ve ever dated. Married a non smoker and would never date a smoker again. They’re destroying their body/health. There’s many better women than that.
Sorry for guys married to a smoker.

+1

Hottest first encounter ever, I pulled up in front of a house to check on a job.
She was under a Jeep Wagoneer cussin' a blue streak about how hard it was to get the bolts started for the transfer case.

That caught my attention.

I just stood there as she came out from under the Jeep, big tits pushing on her Carhart bibs, long blonde hair, hot hard body, arms showing a little muscle tone.

She pulled a Marlboro out of the breast pocket with her grease covered fingers, lit it, grabbed a warm half drank Budwiser off the hood and took a long gulp looked me up and down and said, 'who the hell are you'?

She was 17, I was spellbound.

That was 30 years ago, we're still pretty tight.

If she smokes she pokes.

game killer

Bad girls smoke. They also suck and fugg.

Nope, will not even consider it. Can't get past the ashtray breath, just as nasty as the doodoo brown breath.

Won't consider a chick that is missing teeth either. If your to nasty to keep your mouth clean you're not getting close to me.

Clean breath is my biggest pet peeve.

I'll pass.

nope , I guess if one's around it regularly or they smoke their self to be blunt about it they do not realize how bad they just freaking stink..

Never have. Had opportunities. Passed. Didn’t care what they looked like.


Parents smoked 2-3 packs daily and I loathe cigarettes. Always have.

Smoking, tattoos and funky colored hair, can't think of any bigger turnoffs!

just too nasty

No way. Smokers are nasty.

Meth heads:

A head without teeth is a love tunnel of suction....

Just pass them on to someone that likes ashtray breath,not for me

Nothing like the smell of burning rubber, and the sound of a screaming woman
in the morning.

No ashtray breath for me.
Hell, It's why I quit smoking cigars.

LMAO

I'm not, nor have I been a smoker. I don't wither up and blow away if I catch the waft of a cigarette on the breeze. Some of you fuggers sound pretty damn fragile.

Mutha.fu.gga, smash or pass....

It'd take a damn modern medical miracle for you to smash, you've got no option but to pass smoke or no.

Ya' mean like this chick? Well.................duh.

What if she don't smoke, but chews terbacky?

I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for 600$ Alex…

my wife smoked, it killed her 16 months ago! it would be very hard, if not impossible, to date another smoker!

You beat me to it.

Go to any rodeo around here, you'll see plenty of hot chicks with a nice ass, with a can of Copenhagen in the back pocket.

Yumm...

I loved the heck out of my wife as soon as we started dating. We met in Oct, I told her we would marry “sometime… only question is when” in November, and we were wed in May.

I got her to quit by calling her “buttbreath” all the time.

No kidding. It's a wonder they survived to old age or even wanted to. Better watch it though. Piss 'em off they'll come kick your ass. Soon as they get their crocs on and put their teeth in.

😆

Well, I was thinking more along the line of Red Man or even Brown's Mule................


but those that dip are special too!

I once smoked a Comedian Cigarette...

My lungs said, "Stop it, you're killing me."

If I was in the market, smoking would make it a pass for me. Both parents smoked growing up. It killed my mom and is working pretty hard at doing the same to my dad. I never realized how bad that I and everything I had in that house smelled until I moved out.

I've never smoked or chewed. Back in my dating days, I likened kissing a girl smoker to licking an ash tray.

I'm a smoker, 8-10 per day.

Deb never has.

We've been married 35 years, together for 41 years.

I don't smoke in the house, or anyone else's vehicle, nor mine if any passengers.

She, admittedly, doesn't love it, but ...................................

I dated a smoker for 2 years.

Her place stunk and she was a tad crazy but whew....what a body!


I'm very glad my wife doesn't smoke.

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Looks like my middle kid, but she doesn't smoke.
She puts her hair up and people freak out LOL

None of my kids smoke, their mom doesnt.

Amazing how many of their HS classmates did/ do and even more shocking, how many nurses do.

My mom was a nurse snd she smoked occasionally but quit 30 yrs ago. 80 yrs old now and on zero meds.

Snus queen, Copenhagen angel

Hard pass, don’t like cigarette smoke. Kissing a girl/woman that smokes would be like licking a cigarette filled ash tray! memtb

I used to claim, that when we were dating, we'd kiss - and swap dips.
That comment got me beat - more than once!
But, I used Copenhagen - she did Skoal.

Not a big deal when I was young. Would never get serious with a smoker now because I don’t want to be around any more people that are sick or dying from it. OTOH, I doubt there are many women interested in a wrinkly old man with a gammy leg, so that makes us even I suppose. Offhand, I can’t think of anyone I know now that smokes, aside from a couple of geezers that have a cigar from time to time.

Rush Limbaugh’s rapid demise is a good example of quickly your life can go to Hell because of something that was completely in your power to avoid. Same for my brother, who spent the last year and a half of his life in pain, anger, and despair. Like Rush, he was arrogant and dismissive about the risk, got really nasty with me once when I suggested he quit when he was still in his twenties. He’s been dead almost nineteen years, left a young son and wife, never saw his grandkids. He’d probably find it ironic that our jackass father, who smoked for 63 years, right up to the time my brother was diagnosed, lived to within minutes of his 96th birthday with only modest COPD as a result.

Uncle smoked 5 packs a day he fell into a file cabinet and was found the next morning at breakfast call 🤔🤔he gave his wife copd she still dams him to this day

Known a few, dated a few. Some of them have battled Cancer and lost.

Hot young chick smoking? Maybe…

That’ll turn into the old woman that drags the oxygen tank around….

Huge turn off for me, because I've never touched the stuff. I hate the smell, the hacking cough, and the cancer ain't too nice either.

No thanks…

No thanks. Never liked kissing a smoker

Beach Nut bunny.

Never heard that one before.

I bet they're fun.................................in their late teens and early 20's

Sort of us just switched she, now 60, she has smoked since she was 17.

Depends have known a couple that smoked one or two a day, hell my Mom smoked maybe one cigarette a week if that often, for years.

I’ve never smoked but dated several smokers. The thing about kissing an ashtray that everyone brings up really varies some women yes others not at all, idk why it varies but it definitely does.

A light smoker like Roger describes here is perfect. You get the sexy bad girl vibe but she’s not a nicotine slave.

For a minute.
Under the right circumstances

I’d make an exception for Beth.

For about 6 minutes or so anyway.

😂

Sure, why not?

Usually SMASH

Was always justification for removal from my potentials list regardless of appearances.

No problem to me.

Just don't know how some on here made it to the age they are.Leading a sheltered life?

Maybe just never been allowed to be around other folks without bitching about everything?

Just weird.

And there ain't nuttin' wrong with that!

cross for room

Ewww, smoke, not with a ten foot pole Mister !

LBP posts a babe having a smoke and asks if anybody would hit it. Fire dudes start thinking about picking out houses and dinette sets.

The question is smash or pass not pass or fall madly in love until happily ever after. 🤦‍♂️

Amen brother!!😂🤣

100% pass from me.

I could disappoint the heck out of her.

Yeah, right.

Not now that I'm an old married fellow, but back in the day I'd smash it, and ask if she had a 'grit afterwards.

Two of my favorite college nights started out the same way sitting out at a bonfire with a drink in one hand and a half decent cigar in the other talking to friends when a girl I had never met before and both times way hotter than I would have ever had the courage to hit on in a bar. Comes walking up, sits down in my lap and takes the cigar out of my hand and takes a puff and says something like “I’ve always wanted to try one of these” takes a few puffs then introduces herself. They were both very fun adventurous girls I’ll never forget.

So some of you guys would pass?

Top picture, 12 pack

Bottom, Odouls

BIG pass!

😁

Pass, never cared for that nasty chit.

I don't care how good looking they may be.... nothing kills it for me worst than a woman being a smoker, drug user or a drunk...

I've never had a puff off of one cigarette, much less anything else in my life...wasn't that stupid...

same for use of "recreational drugs", and have had minimal alcohol consumption since 1980, saw no logical reason to use it...

My choice.. what someone else may choose to do, I can respect that its their choice...I just choose not to be around it...

most definitely....

Pass...

How about the life long smoker that are now 50 and look 80? Pass.

Yup.

All the pictures posted of attractive girls smoking are girls in their early 20’s. Watch what they look like by the time they turn 40.

Not sure if this has been posted yet, I don't like smoking lol.

😆

If they smoke, they poke, right?

Yes Sir!

Hit it , then get off it. Who am I too be picky?

I'm allergic to cigarette smoke and many perfumes.
With 2 chain smoking parents I never breathed through my nose til i moved out.

I never had a cigarette in my mouth and would not have dated a girl that smoked.
I hate cigarettes just that much.

Perfume doesn't cover up the stench and only adds to my allergies.

I would not have even gone on a single date with a smoker.
Not even the one night stands you guys are querying about. It would take her going through 3 showers, 3 hair washings, a 30 minute toothbrushing and mouthwash gargling, and a completely new wardrobe that's never been in a room she smoked in for me to even hug her, much less anything else.

I abhor cigarettes.

btw, my Mom died of emphysema. it was awful watching her body whither away til she smothered to death.

Pass

If Deb starts smoking just slow down and use more lube.

A great, great, grandmother smoked a clay pipe. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

My high school sweetheart started smoking Salem 100's to annoy her over-bearing father. She got addicted to nicotine and when she was in her 40's she died from lung cancer, leaving three daughters without a mother.

Years ago I dated a woman who smoked. I could taste that crap everywhere. Never again!

I won't poke a smoker with Renegade's weenie. 🤣🤣

I'm sorry to learn of this. I work in an ER and see a number of smokers who are gravely ill and close to the end of their lives. My wife works in an oncology clinic and sees more than her share of smokers.

We both agree, everyone will die from something but dying a smokers death is something I wouldn't wish upon anyone.

😄😄😄😄

My Mother was a radiologist who treated cancer patients with radiation therapy, this was back before chemo became the primary treatment for most cancers. She had many heart to heart talks with my girlfriend about the potential dangers of long term cigarette use, but it didn't influence her to stop smoking.

Smokers are flat out nasty! i hate the smell of cigarette smoke.

PASS!

It really doesn't bother me at all. For some reason it seems that every women I've ever been involved with smokes

Yeah,

that one looks like fun with a capital F

Yeah, I bet she could suck start a Harley.

I'd be keeping her busy with something else besides a Harley. No need to waste any energy on inconsequential things.

No, but makes for a DBT tune.

Lexi Belle.

Yeah me either. I’m a lifelong non smoker but I’ve dated several women that smoke doesn’t bother me.

More Lexi.

Smoking is a filthy, disgusting habit.
Their hair usually reeks like an old ashtray.

That said, when I was young, single and horny, I didn't care if they smoked 3 packs a day.
Didn't give a flying rats ass about their politics either.
I wanted to bang 'em, not marry 'em..👍

If you watch some of her videos it’s more like a D11 Caterpillar

My Dad talked of sitting on his great, Great grandma's lap while she smoked a clay pipe.

Ever seen a woman smoke with her Poosy, Richard?

The standards foe who guys will bang and who we will keep are very different.

I like class and a little trash something like this.

Smash

It never bothered me

I've heard of 'smokin hawt chicks'

Yuck

WS

Like a screen door in a hurricane.

Smoker AND stretch mark on titty?!??? Get her back to the zoo. Wouldn't fu.ck her with your dick.








.........some 73 year old on here that hasn't seen his cock since the Obama administration and who's ol' lady smells like lima beans and boiled dinner.

Lyrics took a long time to write on that one

I wonder what she sounds like without the voice distortion? Nice voice?

Under no circumstances would I have gone out with or married a girl that smokes. I knew my wife for quite some time as my young son's pediatric nurse but had no idea if she smoked. On my first phone call with her close to 40 years ago to ask her out I made small talk and then casually asked her if she smoked. If she had said yes the interview would have been over.

If I were hiring someone smoking would kill that deal also.

Subjecting children to tobacco (or dope) smoke should be a crime.

Agreed.

And the 5 o'clock shadow on her armpits doesn't help much either.

Classic movie!

Reminds me of an old joke.

Guy asks a hooker if she smokes after sex.

She says, “I don’t know, I never looked”.

For you single guys, just remember if they smoke, they poke.

My GF Dorris smokes but her $250 a day heroin addiction is a bigger problem. Can't teller nothin she's a hard headed 350 pound EMO girl, i love her

Me too

hell, we ALL do.....

They've scheduled her for the 2024 Super Bowl Half Time show.

Should be an interesting show.

I won't watch the game................................








But I may have to look at the videos later on the youtuber!



The comment section after those should be a fun read.

Every darn one of us😁

Scarlett Johansson is smoking hot!

Gal who smokes?

Yuk, kiss of death for me...don't care how hot they are, how much they put out of whatever...

Don't won't a damn thing to do with cigarette smoke, or using drugs etc..

Never had one puff off of one in my life...or used any type of drugs I didn't have a prescription on...

and don't care to be around those that do either of them.

She had me infatuated with that story well before the cigarette.

Thankfully my wife nor kids have ever smoked. I couldn’t live with a smoker and yes it does unfairly age a woman’s face compared to us.

I did too. But, as the kids got older they she quit. I couldn't convince her to stop but the kids did. Funny, about that time she also stopped putting out.

kwg

Quit smoking quit poking 😳

A few observations:

1) during training was in on an autopsy of a heavy smoker who died of lung cancer. Besides the amorphous, alien mass of the tumor in his lungs, they both looked like they had had course ground pepper ground over them. Speckles of tar about the size of #6 shot covered his lungs.

2) Nicotine addiction is a very difficult one to break physically and emotionally.

3) heavy smokers with severe COPD are great anesthetic risks should they need general anesthesia for surgery.

4) one of the most awful sights (for me anyway) is watching a severe COPD patient, in their last weeks, on oxygen, but still struggle with air hunger even at rest. If there is more terrible feeling than suffocating, I’m not sure what it is.

5) even at the very best, everything smells — their clothes, breath, vehicle, and house.

I like smokin' hawt chics..............

But don't like chics that smoke

How about Sarah Tikka? She’s smoking hot and a smoker.

I don’t know her politics but she’s smoking hot literally!!

Ttt

I'm in.

Hell Yeah!

Having a pack of smokes in the bars in college was an easy way to break the ice. I wasn’t interested in anything long-term.

might have F'ed one a few times years sgo but never kissed them ... no way could I live with one ..

If she smokes after sex, you’re doing it too fast.

Great song and the redhead smoking is hot 🥵!!!

All these octogenarians " I wouldn't touch her with a 10-ft pole".

Suuuurrrreeee you wouldn't.

LMAO.

😂

smokin' hawt chics........yes

chics that smoke.......not

Turn off for me. I've never touched tobacco and the smoke is nasty.

We all have our standards. Smoking is low on the list of things I cared about when I was dating. Shît colored eyes? Retards in the family?

Lost seven aunts and uncles due to lung cancer from smoking.

No. Don't care for cigarettes.

Anytime at all.

Dorris is completely out of control - worse than ever - smokin anything that'll burn , piss-drunk - got warrants - but i still love her

I lost high percentage to emphysema.

Christina Hendricks is definitely proof that women that smoke are sexy as hell. She’s thick, she’s redhead, and she smokes!

Thank God, my wife quit smoking about a year before I met her at age 25. Because if she had not, I would not have this wonderful family of the last forty plus years.

Smoking: an absolute deal breaker

Dope? not a chance in Hell. Not even a one night stand!

Freaking nightmare.🤮

No thank you, I cannot stand the stink.

Damn

Smoking makes a woman look trashy and stink like hell. No thank you!

Difference in taste, looks like heaven to me.

And the taste in the mouth is the worst thing.

That really varies depending on the girl. Some definitely others not so much. I guess body chemistry plays a part.

That’s some bs! It’s not even smoking it’s vaping wtf.

LBP: There was an old saying from when I was young - "Girls that smoke, all poke"!
I believed in that axiom back then but if the truth be known - "It's no joke, all girls poke"!
Non-smoker here (lifetime - never touched a "cig" myself).
So of course I try to avoid all people that smoke.
Not a moral thing but a health concern.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

I’m a lifelong non smoker too. I agree all girls poke as well, but in my experience girls that smoke are easier to lay.

Varmintfigers tossing slow pitch here...

To me , it is a vile disgusting habit. Total turn off, no matter how pretty she is!

You may find this funny, I do.

I have been smoking 10 cigarettes per day for many years and drinking since I was 16.

I have never had a girlfriend that smoked or drank alcohol, except for the occasional glass of wine.

I would never date a woman that smoked, yes I am a true believer in Double Standards lol!

Yep. Screen door in a hurricane

I have a lot of respect for people who still smoke.

They might be addicted to something....but at least they still have enough dignity not to play the douche flute.


Vaping is gayer'n aids.

And these things?

Same.

If you are gonna poison yourself, don't be a pussy about it.

Of she were a real person, smoking would be the least of your challenges with her.

Oh so very true ^^^

Lmao! Also has that 5 o'clock shadow on her armpits. Not a good look in my opinion lol

Yeah, she should let it grow out. More of a pheromone trap that way.

She plays that character very well!!!

I believe my wife will smoke herself into her grave. It got worse after the Commie 19 hit. She worked from home for 2 yrs, now goes in 2 days a week

Both of my parents and most of the older family smoked. My brother and I didn’t smoke but I married a smoker. Most of my friends smoked. Just like everyone else here that grew up in the 70s.

My wife was considerate in her smoking and quit 30 years ago. My parents quit as well before they passed.

I was raised around second hand smoke like most everyone in my generation and especially those here. Saddens me to think what a bunch of pu$$ies that some non smokers are.

Believe it or not, she was born and raised in ENGLAND!

She sure has mastered the American accent and is exceptional in her role in Yellowstone!

I don’t need a woman physically these days unless it’s screen door in a hurricane time. I’d totally apply that to her. Don’t care if she finely shaved her pits.

The pre pubescent look continues to trend on the Fire.

Hell, a bush is just fine

LBP only likes women that smoke so he can talk them into quitting and gain 400 lbs.



LOL

Hell a bush is preferred to me at least.

Yes....but tastefully.

400 hundred is too much, they need to keep smoking and stay about 250.

"What's that honey? You are craving a cigarette? Here have some more bread."

lol

😁

Lmao. This schit is hilarious. Someone smoking a gert never bothered me. I dipped snuff for 20 years and finally quit. Kind of miss it sometimes. But I could never smoke. The aftertaste and smell in the clothes just kills it for me. But those who do, don't bother me a bit. But dang there is some funny schit on this forum. I usually just cruise the hunting rifles and general big game forum, but this one is awesome.

LOL

AMEN!

...thats why I only shoot black tar.

She's a real person all right.

+1

There was a period in my life after my first marriage that I was on a mission to hammer as many woman I could.
I was young, dumb and full of cum.
I was in my late 20's in great shape and played all the singles bars.
Tore through a pile of them.

I can still remember the smokers.

Their hair and clothes stunk.

No way in the world I could ever settle down with a smoker.
But for a late night romp, they were fun...🤣

agreed. LOL

Skank would be a better name!!!!

I'm a lifelong non smoker. I always looked and walked away from any women who smoked. I find it Disgusting!
However, when Beth Dutton lights up I like it!! She makes it cool and hot!!

A woman smoking is the kiss of death of any interest I might otherwise have toward her.

I've never smoked and never plan to... but I've sure attended a lot of people's funerals that have died of lung cancer from doing so....

smoking is disgusting.

but around most people I've ever been near that smoke... I don't knock it or tell them what to do...

I just move away from it.

I don't tell people what to do, as I don't tolerate people telling me what to do to fit their conveniences in their life.

Here babe, you want to suck on something, how about sucking on this instead?

Do you smoke after sex?

I donno....I've never checked.

Q: What would you do if your lady started smoking?



A: Slow down and use more lube.

Lana Del Rey makes smoking sexy!

Smoking is stupid. Wouldn’t keep me from a casual relationship, but no way would I marry a smoker, or even get seriously involved. Watching someone close to you die from it is a hard thing, harder because it was a choice they made, and for what?

The same applies to drug use, and those killing themselves with a fork….

Not for me, they stink.

Throw the hate my way, but smoking and tats are a instant turn off to me.

She's a little on the light side for us chubby chasers LBP

True… but she’s hot!

and the way the lighting highlights the peach fuzz on her thighs.........................oh baby baby!

I hate ya

These are more like it!!

Smoke I forgot that one. Smoke , tats , fake boobs , I hate that.

And duck lips !!!!! I forgot!

That's the TN trifecta.usually a baby on the hip too.

This one needs to shave those hairy azz legs. Smoke if you want, but dang.

She’s European! 😁

Smoke, tats, baby and chubby are ok but no fake tits!! A man has to have some standards 😁🤣

Traci Lords

She’s slim but definitely a hottie!

Tramp stamps and smoke are my biggest turn offs, along with looking like a pin cushion. A girl with true class don't need those.

Just FYI in case you're not familiar with her: "Traci Lords on Larry King Live (2003)".




Traci Lords on Married... With Children:

Wow!!!

Cute enough face, but the belly and stretch marks are a turn off.

No the belly is beautiful, stretch marks and all!!

👍

Nose rings can be added to that list.

Damn!!! 🥵

WTF?...🤮

Pretty good!

Hell yeah sexy belly!

Jim that chick is beyond hot!!

they might be sexy as hell and fun for a few weeks to live within day in and out absolutely not

It would be worth it!! 😁

I think it just goes to show that men are just as shallow as women.

I am proud to say I have never fcked or kissed a smoking skank !

Go back to your crosswords.

😂

I wonder if she can take her britches off and do that.

😜

Boy I have, best in the world!

I’m not shallow, but looks mean 99.99%.

How they gonna smoke if you have that ball gag in they mouth?

Well you gotta take the ball gag out for some things 😁

The I wouldn't group, have their wives looking over their shoulder, answer wrong, no poke. Better a smoker, than a rotten fish taco smell, down in wonderland.

I’d love to find out!

What could possibly be good about kissing an ashtray? Blech.

Have you ever kissed a girl that smokes?

Smoker chicks are a major turn off. Admittedly, I did not think so 35 years ago before I quit smoking. Now, I find cigarettes disgusting. Cigarette smoke and the residue stinks and is repulsive. Nothing worse than a reformed chain smoker, I suppose.

I haven't read all the pages to this thread; now saying that. I have a friend, he's never married. His entire life he's been a man whore. Once he told me he liked dating girls that smoked. I asked why? "You get her going while have sex, she will start coughing.
It's a real gripping experience."

I thought, what? Then I thought, he may be on to something.

He's a wild man.

Their hair and clothes reek of cigarette smoke.
Yeah, I banged a number of them and speak from experience.
Gross...🤮

That’s what she said
😀
Kenneth

Dam , how old are some of you ?
I remember hairy armpits , hairy crotches , a tit hair now and then .
First time I had a up close encounter with a wompas kitty I thought , damned that is one ugly critter .
But being dedicated to getting it done I exploeref and found it quite different.
😀
I like em all
Kenneth

Smell bad, as I used to when I smoked.

Just use more lube…😁

That chic looks like she needs an oxygen cart next to the bed and the local EMT’s prepositioned in the living room before you bang her.

I’m ready to give her mouth to mouth! 😁

More like, "FINE!! You wanna Fugck me one last time before you abandon me and our baby??!



Well...come get some playa!"

Good Lord.


At this point, I'm starting to think you would do a 69 with a real (oink oink) pig.

Chicks that smoke are a real turn off, their hair and clothes stink and kissing them is like kissing the ashtray.

They’re referring to cigarettes.

Not trucker COCK.


LOL

Sure thing, Forest.

🤣🤣🤣

I'd marry that one LBP !

😂🤣

+1 she looks damn good!

If we're going to discuss this, lets at least get some quality talent:

LBP: No thank you from me. The CampFire Village Idiot now known as scumwad may enjoy filthy breath/tongues/teeth/health but I sure don't - never have never will.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Are you talking about Slumlord?

lol

Holy buckets, he sure is a burr under your saddle isn't he, VG?

Life is too short man. Let it go.

Mila is a little slim for my taste but she is very pretty and definitely a smoker in real life.

I've known some really nice girls who smoked. I've also known some stone cold bitches who probably should have. Not a fan of smoking but its not a deal breaker for me.

Eva Green

Dated a smoker when I was in college.

I was so happy to be getting pussy regularly I didn’t mind the cigs.





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If she smokes she pokes!

LBP.

Eva up there might be the first woman you’ve posted that I thought was smoking hot.

We dated for awhile then didn’t. She started law school, I started MBA, both really busy. She sought me out one day and bought me a beer.

I’m really busy with school, she said, as I’m sure you are as well. But a girl has needs, she said, and I don’t have the time or inclination for a relationship. So from time to time, when the mood strikes, I’d like to call you up for, shall we say, a session. You, of course, can call on me as well. What do you say?

I agreed. Who am I to stand in the way of a girl’s needs?




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That's cheating. She's French, they all smoke.

They're also rarely fat so I'm surprised LBP would even look at a Frenchie.

They all like to fuuck. Even their mothers did.

Eva is smoking hot no pun intended!

The fact most French women smoke is a major plus!

Smallpox?

You gotta ruin everything?

South Alabama

That’s better.

+1 wtf

Hell yeah

Don't get all judgmental on me you cock suckers.

😂

Hey pard.

I'm sorry pard.

Sober October pard.

No worries Pard!

Looks like a 70's polio shot scar on her arm.

Smallpox vaccination scar. Polio shots didn’t scar…..at least mine didn’t.

Oh that could be. I have one on my thigh. I've always assumed it was from the polio shot.

I sometimes come back to this thread just to laugh at this.


hahahaha

I volunteer to check her thighs for scars! 😁

That post wasn’t definitely beaver awards worthy!

She should have got that shot on her asscheek. It probably would have been indistinguishable there.

Who put their cigarette out on her arm?

🦫

Chic’s that smoke give sloppier head, love anal, fisting, and wear mangoo on their face like it’s makeup.

🦫

my research proves Beave's statement to be accurate in at least 80% of test subjects surveyed.

There was a stripper in the 80s that used to cycle through the bars she could shoot ping pong balls with her beaver. And at the end of the show she'd light up a smoke with her ping pong ball launcher. I figured this thread needed to know that.

That was my mom.

🦫

Exactly! Who’s doesn’t love a girl like that?

Lauren Bacall?

ya!

GWB

Hell...we do actually need to know that. Pics?

Whew, you damn right 👅

Scarlett Johansson 🥵

Lucky basturd!!

😂🤣

Smoking was a social art form at least protrayed in films. A way of being forward with a woman or for a woman to be flirtatious and suggestive without words that could come back to haunt . Maybe a a slight physical touch of a hand steadying a shared match. A connection to the opposite sex- an introduction if you will.

We have no such mechanism and it is a shame but only to a point. Not enduring a room full of reeking pre-aging hackers with Marlboro breath is a price most are willing to pay.

My girlfriend used to smoke after sex.

Now she just smokes.

Unless she's got a 140 lb ass, I'd say she is not quite your type.



lol

Shes finally getting a little thicker, very hot chick.

Wonder how recent that one is as I believe she's a little more tatted up now. (Not that there is anything wrong with that).

I’m not sure. Despite not being really chubby she crazy hot 🥵

Crazy is right. I think she was the first one to put on a pink puzzy hat when Trump was elected.

Oh well, can't have it all.

Probably right, but damn 😁

Who the hell is she?

Scarlett Johansson

Don't feel bad, I don't have a friggin' clue who she is either.

Someone brought up Britney on the meme thread, it reminded me she’s a smoker.

In my estimation, chicks that smoke are several orders of magnitude preferable to "chicks with dicks."

Yeah definitely no argument there!

Her smoking would be the least of my concerns. I’d be afraid of her hurting me in my sleep or something.

London smokes occasionally but I couldn’t find a pic. Anyway she looks amazing here having her morning coffee.

If a guy could still run fast, that would be so fugking fun!

Meaning, to get away from her crazy ass in the morning!


















Not catching her you freakin pervs!

Hell Yeah, Britney always struck me as trashy, that made the big time. Trashy pussy is the best, just be careful. 😁

Marilyn Monroe

Elsa Martinelli (in a scene from the movie Hatari!)

Definitely a beauty.


Beautiful woman. Who was the other girl in Hatari?

Michèle Girardon I had to look her up.

London? Looks like Big Ben.

Michèle Girardon committed suicide when she was 36 years old. Overdose of sleeping pills.

L.W.

LBP has definitely embraced the body positivity movement. I'm surprised Sports Illustrated hasn't recruited him to edit their latest swimsuit edition.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Loving ugly women is a blessing because there's so damn many of them...🤣

I read that sad deal.

I’m definitely available for that!

Seriously, you think London is ugly?

They are sexy to me I’ve got lots of them as friends and we smoke in the woods together na**k 😍

I hate fat chicks.

Ok she’s big, but ugly? She’s got a beautiful face.

Whoa, pard.

Lots of pards are married to overweight women pard.

That shouldn't bring down scorn pard.

To each their own pard.

Black or yellow red or white we're all precious in his sight, pard.


Your White Pard,
Pard

Would probably make a great pard, if one were so inclined pard.

Right pard?

Yep.

Yes Sir, Pard

LOL

Scarlett Johansson is smoking hot…literally!!!

Eva Longoria, definitely a smoker IRL and sexy as hell!

Definitely a pass for anything serious

Iffin’ I was still on the prowl, I wouldn’t let a little smoke keep me from pokin’ a gal, but I’d never get attached to a smoker. Chances are, it ends badly…..

The 12 year olds on here will appreciate this!

Well if my experience is any guide that hen's eggs will taste like cigarette smoke.

I will pass.