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No way. Smokers are nasty.
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Meth heads:
A head without teeth is a love tunnel of suction....
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Just pass them on to someone that likes ashtray breath,not for me
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Nothing like the smell of burning rubber, and the sound of a screaming woman
in the morning.
No ashtray breath for me.
Hell, It's why I quit smoking cigars.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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They are more likely to suck cock, I have heard. - Yeh, but who wants a nicotine ring around around his cock? ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/x1gWZqsz/200w-gif-cid-82a1493b2z3x4q7kzyotko8j3tia281wdxmzgyu1zmahap3q-rid-200w.gif) LMAO
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I'm not, nor have I been a smoker. I don't wither up and blow away if I catch the waft of a cigarette on the breeze. Some of you fuggers sound pretty damn fragile.
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Mutha.fu.gga, smash or pass.... It'd take a damn modern medical miracle for you to smash, you've got no option but to pass smoke or no.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Ya' mean like this chick? Well.................duh. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/52Yd2XRJ/Tiparillo.jpg)
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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What if she don't smoke, but chews terbacky?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Hottest first encounter ever, I pulled up in front of a house to check on a job.
She was under a Jeep Wagoneer cussin' a blue streak about how hard it was to get the bolts started for the transfer case.
That caught my attention.
I just stood there as she came out from under the Jeep, big tits pushing on her Carhart bibs, long blonde hair, hot hard body, arms showing a little muscle tone.
She pulled a Marlboro out of the breast pocket with her grease covered fingers, lit it, grabbed a warm half drank Budwiser off the hood and took a long gulp looked me up and down and said, 'who the hell are you'?
She was 17, I was spellbound.
That was 30 years ago, we're still pretty tight. I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for 600$ Alex…
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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my wife smoked, it killed her 16 months ago! it would be very hard, if not impossible, to date another smoker!
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What if she don't smoke, but chews terbacky? You beat me to it. Go to any rodeo around here, you'll see plenty of hot chicks with a nice ass, with a can of Copenhagen in the back pocket. Yumm...
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I loved the heck out of my wife as soon as we started dating. We met in Oct, I told her we would marry “sometime… only question is when” in November, and we were wed in May.
I got her to quit by calling her “buttbreath” all the time.
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Some of you fuggers sound pretty damn fragile. No kidding. It's a wonder they survived to old age or even wanted to. Better watch it though. Piss 'em off they'll come kick your ass. Soon as they get their crocs on and put their teeth in.
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Some of you fuggers sound pretty damn fragile. No kidding. It's a wonder they survived to old age or even wanted to. Better watch it though. Piss 'em off they'll come kick your ass. Soon as they get their crocs on and put their teeth in. 😆
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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What if she don't smoke, but chews terbacky? You beat me to it. Go to any rodeo around here, you'll see plenty of hot chicks with a nice ass, with a can of Copenhagen in the back pocket. Yumm... Well, I was thinking more along the line of Red Man or even Brown's Mule................ but those that dip are special too!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I once smoked a Comedian Cigarette...
My lungs said, "Stop it, you're killing me."
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If I was in the market, smoking would make it a pass for me. Both parents smoked growing up. It killed my mom and is working pretty hard at doing the same to my dad. I never realized how bad that I and everything I had in that house smelled until I moved out.
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I've never smoked or chewed. Back in my dating days, I likened kissing a girl smoker to licking an ash tray.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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I'm a smoker, 8-10 per day.
Deb never has.
We've been married 35 years, together for 41 years.
I don't smoke in the house, or anyone else's vehicle, nor mine if any passengers.
She, admittedly, doesn't love it, but ...................................
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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