Historical Terms for Sex - 24hourcampfire

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Bedroom shenanigan's have been given a few strange names, passed on down the centuries.
Here are some terms for nookie, from the last 600 or so years, and the dates they were first used.
Horizontal refreshment, is my particular favourite...along with Joining giblets and bumping Uglies!! 😃 😃
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Give someone a green gown (1351)
Play nug-a-nug (1505)
Play at couch quail (1521)
Ride below the crupper (1578)
Fadoodling (1611)
Put the devil into hell (1616)
Princum-prancum (1630)
Join paunches (1656)
Dance the Paphian jig (1656)
Play at tray trip of a die (1660)
Dance Barnaby (1664)
Shot twixt wind and water (1665)
Play at rantum-scantum (1667)
Blow off the groundsills (1674)
Play hey gammer cook (1674)
Join giblets (1680)
Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)
Lerricompoop (1694)
Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)
Houghmagandy (1700)
Pogue the hone (1719)
Make feet for children’s stockings (1785)
Dance the kipples (1796)
Have one’s corn ground (1800)
Horizontal refreshment (1863)
Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)
Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)
Bumping Uglies (1990's)
Netflix & Chill (2010)

Wow. After the 1600s, things really fell off.

Green gown..?

"To make the beast with two backs"
Othello

EDIT: I thought the phrase was of Shakespeare's making. Turns out there is an earlier use by Rabelais,
"In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another"

Doing the horizontal tango. (Modern.)

L.W.

Goin' downtown to get my hambone boiled

Giving the dog a bone.
ACDC

Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over, Rover took over
And the dog had a bone of it's own.

Monkey on a stick. Heard it from a 66 year old man when I was 12-14 ish no idea how old the term was then.

That's what Netflix and Chill means??

Dang.

Didn't, see "Horizontal Folk Dancing".

KB

I like the "feet for childrens stockings". I frequently ask Momma if she would like to try to make a baby. We can only try and try as often as we like, since Jan 31, 1984.

Originally Posted by Leanwolf

Doing the horizontal tango. (Modern.)

L.W.

Or bop, if one prefers it to a tango

No mention of

Hide the Sausage?

or did I miss it

Ram guts

Chooglin'

foogin'

"Fadoodling (1611)" best one on the list

"Hot Beef Injection"

Judd Nelson, 1985 The Breakfast Club

Come To Butthead

Play with your poodle

Getting some trim.

My wife's parents would often go for walks in the woods to get away from the 5 kids. Told them they were going "Fern Hunting".

Back in the 1970's it was common for me to hear of "slamming the warhead".

"Uncle George and Aunt Mabel- - - - -
Fainted at the breakfast table- - - - -
Children, take this as a warning- - - - -
Never do it in the morning!"

This old guy said it best:

Didn't the old guy on Grumpier Old Men have a bunch of one liners in the credits?

Originally Posted by longarm

"To make the beast with two backs"
Othello

EDIT: I thought the phrase was of Shakespeare's making. Turns out there is an earlier use by Rabelais,
"In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another"

How about "exchanging the codpiece for the salmon's tail."

I normally just ask the wife of she wants to bang.

Banana in your fruit basket?

Originally Posted by bsa1917hunter

This old guy said it best:

Takin' the skin bone to tuna town!

Originally Posted by smokepole

Originally Posted by longarm

"To make the beast with two backs"
Othello

EDIT: I thought the phrase was of Shakespeare's making. Turns out there is an earlier use by Rabelais,
"In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another"

How about "exchanging the codpiece for the salmon's tail."

Found an interesting interpretation of that line here:
https://writingaboutlitsp14.wordpress.com/2014/03/23/iago-belittles-women/

Doodad slapping………

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Originally Posted by bsa1917hunter

This old guy said it best:

Takin' the skin bone to tuna town!

Skin boat. ha ha..

Skrogg or sckrogging is an '80's term I've only ever heard in the upper midwest

Did I miss "bumping uglies"? That one has a ring to it.

Fuqqin' 10,000 BC to present

The tube steak boogie.

Slappin apples!

"Beach Blanket Bingo"- - - -1965- - - - - -Frankie and Annette gettin' frisky after she outgrew her Mickey Mouse Club shirt!

Originally Posted by BeardedGunsmith

I normally just ask the wife of she wants to bang.

Very classy.

"knock boots"

"belly bumping"

Originally Posted by SDLEFTY

Didn't the old guy on Grumpier Old Men have a bunch of one liners in the credits?

Riding the baloney pony was my favorite. 😂

Ten toes up, ten toes down. - Army Chaplain McGruder

“wanna f uck?”

Originally Posted by ironbender

Originally Posted by BeardedGunsmith

I normally just ask the wife of she wants to bang.

Very classy.

Eh, she thinks it's funny.

👍

Centuries ago, men wore a piece of padding called a codpiece to make them look bigger. Some of them looked absurd.

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"criminal conversation" a term used to describe adulterous sexual intercourse an olde English law usage I believe.

There was a movie where Julia Roberts kept getting left at the altar. She talked about charming the one eyed snake.

"Fanning the covers"

I like "Put the devil into hell."

My Cuban buddies in college called "that thing" The Devil's Triangle.

“Shot betwixt wind and water.” Lolol…

Laying the salami to the rice patty

It is just called "Activity" here at my house

Horizontal Mambo

Struggle cuddle

Been watching "Last Kingdom" on Netflix lately.

Don't know if it's historically accurate or not, but they refer to the deed as "plowing the field."

Originally Posted by Fireball2

Laying the salami to the rice patty

Originally Posted by Fireball2

Laying the salami to the rice patty

Of course you’ve proudly called it “plowing tuna”.

Pogue the hone? Pogue ma hon is "kiss my arse", not a term for coitus.

There are many many others though. Here "bonking" is pretty popular, and not even considered particularly coarse. Rooting is another. "Spearing the bearded clam", "slipping her a length" , "dipping your wick" and "hitting the back walls" are perhaps a little less appropriate for polite company.

Laying pipe
Plowing the 3 cornered patch
Deep y\tiling the wet hole

This thread gives me some smiles, thank you all.

The thread title puzzles me a bit. Should it not be "Hysterical Terms for Sex"?

Park the caddy
Pickle tickle
Give her the ruckus
The Mo’betta
Score

Burns grinds a lot of Houston_2’s corn

Dining at the Y

“HULU and do you”

Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors

Burns grinds a lot of Houston_2’s corn

Which do you prefer, eating azz or having your azz eaten?

Originally Posted by Dinny

Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors

Burns grinds a lot of Houston_2’s corn

Which do you prefer, eating azz or having your azz eaten?

GFY loser

Originally Posted by DigitalDan

This thread gives me some smiles, thank you all.

The thread title puzzles me a bit. Should it not be "Hysterical Terms for Sex"?

Speaking of hysteria, there was a time when doctors sold women on the idea that it was a condition curable by, er, rubbing one out. The idea took off, until doctors were so exhausted by having to administer this "therapy" that it led to the development of the vibrator.

Assault with a friendly weapon

Conquer the pink fortress

Playing with the box the kids came in

Dissapoint the wife

Sex euphemisms

Getting my turtle waxed.

Playing hide the weenie.

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over, Rover took over
and the dog had a bone of its own.

Makin’ bacon.

My buddy in England has a bunch of tattoos but he has one on his arm that has 2 pigs humping with the words Makin’ Bacon. 😀

Originally Posted by IA_fog

Laying pipe

I've always been partial to "Laying pipe" ever since I took a date to see David Wilcox sing this song live in London, Ontario in 1989 or 1999.

Listen to the lyrics, has some great double entendres...

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Johh

Marital obligations has quite the ring to it, doesn’t it?

Many here are familiar with this allegorical sex saying...

Banana in a fruit salad.