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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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I normally just ask the wife of she wants to bang. Very classy.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Didn't the old guy on Grumpier Old Men have a bunch of one liners in the credits? Riding the baloney pony was my favorite. π
Leave the gun, take the canolis.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Ten toes up, ten toes down. - Army Chaplain McGruder
Medics bury their mistakes..
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Campfire Outfitter
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Even birds know not to land downwind!
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Campfire Regular
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I normally just ask the wife of she wants to bang. Very classy. Eh, she thinks it's funny.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 69,466 Likes: 17 |
Centuries ago, men wore a piece of padding called a codpiece to make them look bigger. Some of them looked absurd.
βIn a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.β β George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Outfitter
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"criminal conversation" a term used to describe adulterous sexual intercourse an olde English law usage I believe.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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There was a movie where Julia Roberts kept getting left at the altar. She talked about charming the one eyed snake.
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Campfire Regular
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Why do I have to press 1, for English?
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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I like "Put the devil into hell."
My Cuban buddies in college called "that thing" The Devil's Triangle.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: May 2008
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βShot betwixt wind and water.β Lololβ¦
οΏ½Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.οΏ½ οΏ½General George S. Patton, Jr.
--------------------------------------------------------- ~MolΙΜΛn LabΓ© SkΓ½la~
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2011
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Laying the salami to the rice patty
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Regular
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It is just called "Activity" here at my house
Last edited by VaHunter; 04/18/23.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Direct Impingement is the Fart Joke of military rifle operating systems. β
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Campfire Outfitter
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Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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Campfire Tracker
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Been watching "Last Kingdom" on Netflix lately.
Don't know if it's historically accurate or not, but they refer to the deed as "plowing the field."
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Laying the salami to the rice patty
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