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My wife's parents would often go for walks in the woods to get away from the 5 kids. Told them they were going "Fern Hunting".
Most people don't really want the truth. They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.
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Back in the 1970's it was common for me to hear of "slamming the warhead".
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Never do it in the morning!"
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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I try to stick with the basics, they do so well. Nothing fancy mind you, just plain jane will get it done with style.
You want to see an animal drop right now? Shoot him in the ear hole.
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Didn't the old guy on Grumpier Old Men have a bunch of one liners in the credits?
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"To make the beast with two backs" Othello EDIT: I thought the phrase was of Shakespeare's making. Turns out there is an earlier use by Rabelais, "In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another"
How about "exchanging the codpiece for the salmon's tail."
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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I normally just ask the wife of she wants to bang.
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Banana in your fruit basket?
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This old guy said it best:
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Takin' the skin bone to tuna town!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni) member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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"To make the beast with two backs" Othello EDIT: I thought the phrase was of Shakespeare's making. Turns out there is an earlier use by Rabelais, "In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another"
How about "exchanging the codpiece for the salmon's tail."
Found an interesting interpretation of that line here:
https://writingaboutlitsp14.wordpress.com/2014/03/23/iago-belittles-women/
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To anger a conservative, lie to him. To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth. Promoted to Turdlike status 03/17/12
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This old guy said it best:
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Takin' the skin bone to tuna town!
Skin boat. ha ha..
I try to stick with the basics, they do so well. Nothing fancy mind you, just plain jane will get it done with style.
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Skrogg or sckrogging is an '80's term I've only ever heard in the upper midwest
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Did I miss "bumping uglies"? That one has a ring to it.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger. Stupid always finds a way.
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