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In it is contentment
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(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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My wife's parents would often go for walks in the woods to get away from the 5 kids. Told them they were going "Fern Hunting".


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They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.
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Back in the 1970's it was common for me to hear of "slamming the warhead".

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Never do it in the morning!"


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This old guy said it best:



Originally Posted by raybass
I try to stick with the basics, they do so well. Nothing fancy mind you, just plain jane will get it done with style.
Originally Posted by Pharmseller
You want to see an animal drop right now? Shoot him in the ear hole.

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Didn't the old guy on Grumpier Old Men have a bunch of one liners in the credits?

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Originally Posted by longarm
"To make the beast with two backs"
Othello

EDIT: I thought the phrase was of Shakespeare's making. Turns out there is an earlier use by Rabelais,
"In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another"


How about "exchanging the codpiece for the salmon's tail."



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I normally just ask the wife of she wants to bang.

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Banana in your fruit basket?



The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
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Originally Posted by bsa1917hunter
This old guy said it best:

Takin' the skin bone to tuna town!


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
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Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by longarm
"To make the beast with two backs"
Othello

EDIT: I thought the phrase was of Shakespeare's making. Turns out there is an earlier use by Rabelais,
"In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another"


How about "exchanging the codpiece for the salmon's tail."

Found an interesting interpretation of that line here:
https://writingaboutlitsp14.wordpress.com/2014/03/23/iago-belittles-women/

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Doodad slapping………


To anger a conservative, lie to him. To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth.

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by bsa1917hunter
This old guy said it best:

Takin' the skin bone to tuna town!

Skin boat. ha ha..


Originally Posted by raybass
I try to stick with the basics, they do so well. Nothing fancy mind you, just plain jane will get it done with style.
Originally Posted by Pharmseller
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Did I miss "bumping uglies"? That one has a ring to it.


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"Beach Blanket Bingo"- - - -1965- - - - - -Frankie and Annette gettin' frisky after she outgrew her Mickey Mouse Club shirt!


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