Hottest Chick On The Planet.....

Posted By: BrotherBart Hottest Chick On The Planet..... - 01/20/09

You need to get laid........

Just watched Leatherheads and she is smoking hot...
I'm in love...

Uhhhh... who?

Holy crap......that is not who I expected when I clicked on this thread...I would say to each there own

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Just watched Leatherheads and she is smoking hot...
I'm in love...

Oh, Zellewegger or whatever. Don't like her over use of the scrunchy face to express every emotion.

to each his own but dude?

Ya hitting the sauce? Hittable but by far not the hottest.

The hottest chick on the planet won't be found in Hollywood or the tube. I've only seen the hottest chick on the planet in person, and there are many. I can't just settle on One.

Nope....
There is something about her that trips my trigger...

Here's another....
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[bleep] Bart.

I'm about 9 deep and that was rugged......

There's more....

DFTFT

I like Famke Janssen, the X Men star, James Bond girl so on so forth. Rene was in Appaloosa I bought last Tuesday. She doesn't do it for me. Kenny liked her though. Monica Bellucci is nice too.

Chitttt!!!! if that trips your trigger, I guess its been awhile since it's been tripped, I'd hit it but that's it.

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Nope....
There is something about her that trips my trigger...

I am thinking you need some 'trigger' work!

TFF!

You know what they say. We're attracted to chicks that kinda look like ourselves. I can see the Bart Zellwigger connection....grin

Her and I slept in the same room in the town of Mountainaire, NM last fall.

DFTFT, keep it up and he'll keep posting pics..........

My trigger is just fine....
I'm smitten after I saw that movie....
And she's a year younger than me....And a Texan....

Originally Posted by Steelhead

DFTFT, keep it up and he'll keep posting pics..........

You think I won't.....

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Here's another....
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The hair reminds me of a pic of Jane a while back. Jane's way hotter.

Well, Bart, I wouldn't agree that she is the "hottest chick on the planet" but, yes, there is something about her. Sort of a "let me turn you inside out" type of look.

It's the mouth. And those dimly lit bars....

Someone needs to tell her it's OK to swallow...................

Hubba Hubba! She looks a lot better in your pics.

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Hottest Chick On The Planet.....

Wow. What a choice.

(And no, that's not a testimony to her beauty....)

Originally Posted by wfpack14

Holy crap......that is not who I expected when I clicked on this thread...

Too funny!

My thoughts exactly....

Bart, your BOTD?

Better switch to O'Doules

Bart, do you want to see her naked?

Ouch!

Originally Posted by AJ300MAG

Someone needs to tell her it's OK to swallow...................

I'm thinking that she knows that....20 calories at a time....

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

My trigger is just fine....
I'm smitten after I saw that movie....
And she's a year younger than me....And a Texan.... And Homely

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Take a look at Rhona Mitra!

Thinking she's a power drinker if they are only 20 calories at a time.......

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dude,
not even close. seen a lot better than that in wal-mart.

You guys crack me up !

I doubt what your sleeping with is better...

Billy

what im sleeping with trips my trigger a whole lot better even if she is a lil light up top...........

There are hot bodies and beautiful faces....dancing both is difficult. As I am sure most of you boyz understand the stuggle<GRIN>.....

I got a candidate......if I can find a pic.

Looking for a mirror again?

Post it soul sister...

Well . . .

OK . . . .

But I'm thinking that Kathy Ireland trips my trigger.

http://www.banditobooks.com/ezine/system/files/kathy-ireland.jpg

BMT

Bart,

this should make you throw up and lose your erection

....

Donor : Renee Zellweger
occupation : actress
Contribution : Donation of $4,600 to Democrat Presidential elections 2008
Contribution : Donation of $5,000 to Democrat National Committee 2007
address : 6300 WILSHIRE BLVD... Los Angeles CA

total Democratic contributions to date : $ 9600.00
total Republican contributions to date : $ 0

source - FUNDRACE 2008 ; The Huffington Post

Renee Zellweger political contributions

That's more like it.......

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

she has no meat on those legs. Looks like toothpicks.

She ain't bad lookin' it just looks like in most of her pictures she just sucked off a lemon.

Originally Posted by RDFinn

That's more like it.......

This is good too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqoHKRmEgcU

BMT

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

There are hot bodies and beautiful faces....dancing both is difficult.

And this chick has NEITHER!

Your killing me.........

OK brother, we get it, but we ain't gettin it.

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Nice Rolex!

Mike

She always looks like she just sucked a lemon..

She's cute,that's all.But beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

WB.

Ok...Ok...
Never mind....
It's funny that most here ain't never tap a chick half as hot as her yet they call her a dog....
I'll guarantee that I could bag her...Give me a dive bar and Steelhead's credit card and I'd be in her drawers in under an hour....

Wheelchair, shouldn't that be BEERHOLDER? I can do a 12 pack and she would start to look good too.

Dude, seriously>! Renee Zewelleger?! Come on, my dog has better taste!

Shyla Stylez, now there is a hottie!

BroBart....If'n 1 night and I am drunk and the best pic I can find on the Internet too post is of her....slap me real hard....cuz I can find better in my worst hour. Now with that said...I would tap that. But wouldn't make a book out of it.

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Ok...Ok...
Never mind....
It's funny that most here ain't never tap a chick half as hot as her yet they call her a dog....
I'll guarantee that I could bag her...Give me a dive bar and Steelhead's credit card and I'd be in her drawers in under an hour....

Aw come on Bart. If'n we were all sitting at a table in a bar, you'd be catching even more chit.....grin

more pics Bart ....

how's that erection now

circa 1986

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I think your attracted to her because she grew up in Baytown / Katy and then attended Univ of Texas.

Of ALL the hot chicks from TX , you chose that ???

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You need to hang out with Steelhead more often

He's a natural gigolo !!

.

Originally Posted by firstcoueswas80

Dude, seriously>! Renee Zewelleger?! Come on, my dog has better taste!

Shyla Stylez, now there is a hottie!

now everyone's googling her

Snackbar is open 15 min intermission, thank you.

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And...She's rich....

circa 1986 is way hotter, even with the mall hair.

Originally Posted by Barkoff

Snackbar is open 15 min intermission, thank you.

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yup. I'd follow a mile of her chit to see where it came from. grin

This one is hard to dog on. Dang near perfect, so far as I can tell...but I can't account for her brains or innate talents<grin>....

Click here.......

I tend to find beauty in strange places(music, art....and the like).....but do think she fits a bill of what beauty is....for the majority....and I don't argue<grin>....

Can we start a "hottest man" thread.....lol.

Negative on her.

What is wrong with her?

what sam said

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This one is hard to dog on. Dang near perfect, so far as I can tell.......Gisele B�ndchen....

Yep, NOW we're talking baby!!

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What is wrong with her?

Vvveeeeeerrryyyy little....

Bart you have a nice fire going

shes to plain looking without makeup the hottest chick on the planet would still be hot without makeup

Nope....
Skinny butt blonds only please....But...I might consider a nice Mexican chick as long as she don't speak English and her mom ain't built like a bowling ball....

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Nope....
Skinny butt blonds only please....But...I might consider a nice Mexican chick as long as she don't speak English and her mom ain't built like a bowling ball....

Skinny butt blonds "only", and then latina butted dark haired women, in the same sentence??

Here ya go Bart. Thinkin she works at Whattaburger in Denton....

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Originally Posted by BrotherBart

It's funny that most here ain't never tap a chick half as hot as her yet they call her a dog....

Wanna bet? (Hint, don't put too much money on that one!

)

Twins

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Negative on her.

homo? grin

I love her...

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Originally Posted by HawkI

Here ya go Bart. Thinkin she works at Whattaburger in Denton....

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Oh my. I'm in love, twice.

My wife is better'n Buttwigger. Even without the makeup on a kid camera

[bleep].....grin

Damn Hawk, how in the hell did you pull that off?

grin

Now how are we going to be able to say some good stuff about somebody's wife, dammit that has no place here!

Originally Posted by HawkI

My wife is better'n Buttwigger. Even without the makeup on a kid camera

he ain't homo; like the old AC/DC song, "She's Got Balls".

EEEWW. I bet it does.....

She has a football

Originally Posted by Barkoff

Now how are we going to be able to say some good stuff about somebody's wife, dammit that has no place here!

I am a chick....so I get a free pass on this one<grin>...and I think she is pretty!!!

Hot chicks marry deadbeats all the time....(grins)

Just hoping my daughter ain't one of 'em!!

Bart, you can do better! (grins)

Barkoff what are you doin' fantasizing about my Selma?

Give ur wife greetings from Montucky....grinnin'

Oh, I will..... (laughin')

Originally Posted by firstcoueswas80

Shyla Stylez, now there is a hottie!

Yup,plus we know she puts out.........

BTW,Hawk's wife is WAYYYYYYY hotter than Renee Zewelleger-they're not even in the same league.

Hawk must be able to lick his eyebrows to be able to get a woman like that!

WB.

Becareful Bart, she turned Kenny Chesney into a whiney gay puppy and kicked him to the curb....she didn't think his tractor was sexy. But I agree, there's something about Renee +1

One benefit: You don't need a phone to call her if you have a Foxpro...

THAT was damnfunny!

What does this Renee Zewelleger do ? , that is besides go around looking like she's been chewing on a styptic pencil.

Mike

TFF!

I'm betting Mrs. Crane on Caddy Shack turned Bart's crank too (grins)

I'll take your word on it...grin

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

Can we start a "hottest man" thread.....lol.

+1

Dammit, that has no place here!

I'll dig something up, M<grin>!!!

Boyz didn't like my 'hottest chick' selection.....can you believe the selective nature of these monsters, M???

I know you two want to post my picture...

or not...

Nice to dream, I guess, but what's upstairs waitin' is much better than what's in cyberspace. And the one upstairs can cook and sew and shoot moose and deer.

Nope hottest ain't what it's about. Steady, warm, and available will do just fine, thanks.

Sorry Bart, but RZ wouldn't be hot if she had a fever.

Giselle looks fine in lingerie but I'd take meagan fox over her any day. Glad my wife went to bed. Don't want her seeing this over my shoulder.

Eye candy is nice but she's got to be fun, kinda krazy, and at other times very practical.

lets face it folks - it's a particpation sport

Originally Posted by the_shootist

Nope hottest ain't what it's about. Steady, warm, and available will do just fine, thanks.

Got a point there...think I'll hit it<grin>...

Night, night boyz.....LOL...

Well you women need to be careful, I remember a time when all the women thought this guy was as hot as a pistol. Now all of us dudes try to tell you, but nope, you wouldn't listen, and now you deny you ever thought he was the man of your dreams.

See how that worked out for ya....men just know these things.

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That's twice, Barkoff. First the P40 and now Salma. My sister-in-law looks a lot like Salma - except my SIL has larger...uh, larger...uh, well you know. True, dat!

Originally Posted by pixarezzo

That's twice, Barkoff. First the P40 and now Salma. My sister-in-law looks a lot like Salma - except my SIL has larger...uh, larger...uh, well you know. True, dat!

Uh-oh, I can see where that could take super hero like concentration around the dinner table.

Bart - RZ ia "ok" but I know of a certain thread that has about 99% hotter women in it, across the board.

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Nope....
There is something about her that trips my trigger...

Be careful, you may want one of these........ [Linked Image]

.......better to be "safe" than sorry.

Now, THAT'S funny right there.

RZ ain't too shabby,but.....currently Faith Hill is my fav.

I've always been a MILF lover,if she's under 30 usually it's a case of nice house but nobody is home.

Her face looks like 6 miles of bad road. Trailer trash.

The ONLY thing that determines 'hotness' is availability.

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Bart, do you have a fathead of her? Steve

For what it's worth. Elvis dated her when she was 19 and she is still fine. Web

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Hawk1 wins.

Forget the hot chick...what a hot thread.

Bart could have found some equal talent walking Bourbon Street when he was there for New Years. Their will-power would have been weakened, as well.

If Renee does it for Bart, she does it for Bart. Afflictions manifest themselves in very different ways!

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Pretty desperate, are ya??

Originally Posted by HawkI

My wife is better'n Buttwigger. Even without the makeup on a kid camera

Iowa gal, right?

How can you not like Famke. To quote Robin Williams as Mork from Ork: "I'd walk a mile just to stand in her garbage."

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Can't believe my pard, Steve NO, hasn't posted a pic of Morgan yet!

Fame and fortune RUINED one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen!!

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Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Hottest Chick On The Planet.....

Bart, your home planet or Earth?

Originally Posted by HawkI

My wife is better'n Buttwigger. Even without the makeup on a kid camera

Hawk: Yup,she's a doll

The problem with Salma and others of her dark and curvy type is TRA syndrome.

Originally Posted by mathman

The problem with Salma and others of her dark and curvy type is TRA syndrome.

What's that?

BTW this is way more fun than pissin' over guns and scopes

Time Release A$$

Got it...that's funny!

That is beautiful young woman you have for a Mrs. there Hawk.

R.Z.? The woman is a cameleon. She can look OK, then the next time in public look as if she just rolled out of bed. Not really attractive IMHO. My wife of 38 yrs. has 'ole Renee beat hands down.

Originally Posted by rob p

How can you not like Famke. To quote Robin Williams as Mork from Ork: "I'd walk a mile just to stand in her garbage."

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Much better than RZ, IMHO. Brunettes rule.

God Blessed Texas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SewPZXKJySU

Originally Posted by OldCenterChurch

Fame and fortune RUINED one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen!!

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OCC,

Too much football without a helmet? grin

I waited 24 hours just in case I was too tired but that is one ugly woman. Now I don't know her and she may have a heart of gold and a beautiful soul/spirit but she is ugly. Are you sure she is not a transsexual???

Originally Posted by MTGunner

R.Z.? The woman is a cameleon. She can look OK, then the next time in public look as if she just rolled out of bed. Not really attractive IMHO. My wife of 38 yrs. has 'ole Renee beat hands down.

Wife walk in while you were typing?

Just kiddin'...

John

I married the hottest chick on the planet as far as I'm concerned

Pretty girl WITH beer...

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Can't be the new Prez did

Originally Posted by garryc

I married the hottest chick on the planet as far as I'm concerned

No, I did! (But I found out later she was "cloaked", like that thing in the trees on "Predator".)

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Hard to tell on the laptop, but is that Bart in the background, stalking his dream girl?

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Sorry, this chick is my hottest
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followed closely by this one
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Lots of pretty women around everywhere you look, thank God for that.

Unfortunately, THE Official Hottest Woman On The Planet will never be seen as she is probably some mixed breed oriental/eurasian/hispanic chick born in a remote village somewhere and is currently married to a goofy guy with three goats and a milk cow*, and could care less about being seen by fat old men on the internet since she is very happy with her goofy, loving husband and her three adorable kids.

(Current 24hcf membership not excluded.

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Originally Posted by Hammerdown

Bart, do you want to see her naked?

Hell, I don't even think she's hot and I want to see that.

Alessandra Ambrosio

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Originally Posted by Chaser

You guys crack me up !

I doubt what your sleeping with is better...

Billy

not by a long shot...wifey is smokin.

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Ok...Ok...
Never mind....
It's funny that most here ain't never tap a chick half as hot as her yet they call her a dog....
I'll guarantee that I could bag her...Give me a dive bar and Steelhead's credit card and I'd be in her drawers in under an hour....

Bart...come on now. Nobody here said they wouldn't bag her. Just don't think she's all that hot. I'd still bag her.

Zellewegger can look hot, and not so hot. She's no perfect beauty, though. I liked her in Cold Mountain.

Well, they all look nice to me, BUT CAN THEY SKIN A DEER

Originally Posted by eric123

Well, they all look nice to me, BUT CAN THEY SKIN A DEER

Her character in Cold Mountain certainly could.

Originally Posted by eric123

Well, they all look nice to me, BUT CAN THEY SKIN A DEER

It ain't deer skinning that the fellers are fantasizing about...

John

Les, Im sorry. I hope your first pans out cause your second is scary. Who is she??

Dude, the second is Raquel Welch, she is 67 years old.

Here are some more of here a tad younger, she is natural too.

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I'd say thats Raquel Welch...she's seen better days,all things considered not bad for the miles she's logged....

sorry bart not sure what your drinking but renee is definetly not the hottest

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........Brunettes......Yum Yum.

Originally Posted by Mac84

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

she has no meat on those legs. Looks like toothpicks.

Looks Anorexic to me.

Renee has a habit of going up in down in weight, depends on the part she is playing. She definitely looks better with a bit o meat on her. Les

I'm a big Kate Beckinsale fan. This thread is already too slow to load for me to post a pic.

Zellweger always looks like she has just sucked on a lemon.

Originally Posted by shreck

Pretty girl WITH beer...

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OH, yeah.. The girl.. Took me a minute to notice her; I was locked on the beer..

HEY - I'm from TAX HELL WISCONSIN ya know. Beer is king here and not going to be beat out by any babe..

Well, if the beer weren't in a green bottle, I would have noticed it first, she is a blonde after all.

It would take a lot better beer than that to distract me.

Originally Posted by Derek

Zellweger always looks like she has just sucked on a lemon.

That's an intentional contrivance on her part.

Originally Posted by HawkI

Here ya go Bart. Thinkin she works at Whattaburger in Denton....

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Tower? What Tower? I don't see any Tower!!!!!!

Originally Posted by shreck

Pretty girl WITH beer...

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OH, yeah.. The girl.. Took me a minute to notice her; I was locked on the beer..

HEY - I'm from TAX HELL WISCONSIN ya know. Beer is king here and not going to be beat out by any babe..

Originally Posted by Violator22

Sorry, this chick is my hottest
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followed closely by this one
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Amazing what plastic surgeons can do these days, ain't it??

Just got to like that shot.

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by Derek

Zellweger always looks like she has just sucked on a lemon.

That's an intentional contrivance on her part.

I know, I find it distracting...Rather have a girl with a pretty smile any day.

Now Redneck, you know darn good and well, Raquel is one of the last true natural beauties out there, her and Ann Margret.

Go out to any local gym and you will see a fair amount of chicks with bodies just as good as anything pictured here. About 10-20% of those same chicks will have some might pretty faces sitting atop those bodies as well.

I've had gym memberships for years. Ostensibly to exercise my aging carcass, but one can do pushups and cardio at home - but there's damn little scenery at home.

Never have fooled myself why I really spend that money to go out to a gym...

P.S. For you (us) older guys - if your gym has a yoga class, station yourself there if you like to look at really hot women. Had never heard of "down dog" except as a command to keep a mutt from dry humping something, but have learned a whole new respect for that term.

Ann Margret.

There are "pretty" women and then there are truly "hot!" women. Ann is definitely Hot!

You guys crack me up, I've been married to one of the hottest chicks I have ever seen, she's got the body of a thirty year old, and she looks like she is in her thirties. She will turn 70 this year. God I'm a lucky guy.

Tigre

When you get a chance, watch Appaloosa and come back and tell us RZ is hot......

Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho

Ann Margaret.

There are "pretty" women and then there are truly "hot!" women. Ann is definitely Hot!

Was.

My favorite Judd.
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Yeah Ashley damn sure is a looker, what happened to her sister?

Always thought Sara was a looker too.
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Originally Posted by Violator22

Yeah Ashley damn sure is a looker, what happened to her sister?

She can't push away from the dinner table?

No doubt about it. One of the most beautiful women alive.

Let's not forget Wonder Woman.
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Oh yeah, she's another one that I dig, I love older women.

Damn I hope Angelina Joli is a Republican, but hey there was a time when I wouldn't of asked, that was about 40 years ago!

Originally Posted by biglmbass

Let's not forget Wonder Woman.
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Ancient history. Never missed the show when I was a teenager, though.

My current most favorite blond, tall & leggy thing that she is.
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Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho

Go out to any local gym and you will see a fair amount of chicks with bodies just as good as anything pictured here. About 10-20% of those same chicks will have some might pretty faces sitting atop those bodies as well.

I've had gym memberships for years. Ostensibly to exercise my aging carcass, but one can do pushups and cardio at home - but there's damn little scenery at home.

Never have fooled myself why I really spend that money to go out to a gym...

P.S. For you (us) older guys - if your gym has a yoga class, station yourself there if you like to look at really hot women. Had never heard of "down dog" except as a command to keep a mutt from dry humping something, but have learned a whole new respect for that term.

And ya know the chick at the gym is a hottie when ya rock like a see-saw while doing pushups!

Originally Posted by biglmbass

Always thought Sara was a looker too.
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she is a cutie

I always liked this girl!

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Gotta have Faith.
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Who wouldn't? Who is she?

I don't know her name Hawkeye. This is the only pic I have of her that she is fully clothed.

yeah sara evans is a hottie
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another hot country girl chely wright

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I was just thinking of Chely Wright. Sherrie Austin is another one that deserves mention.

I can't believe Sara Evans' husband cheated on her!

If I ever meet him I will smack him on general Man principles.

But what if she is actually a frigid witch with a hottie facade?

Kenny Chesney kicked her to the curbside after what, a month?

She's cute, but absolutely no way in the world is Renee Zelwegger the "hottest chick on the planet".

Originally Posted by biglmbass

I was just thinking of Chely Wright. Sherrie Austin is another one that deserves mention.

Originally Posted by SamOlson

[bleep] Bart.

I'm about 9 deep and that was rugged......

LOL!

Violator22. My posting a few pages ago is of Ann. Web

Originally Posted by JPro

But what if she is actually a frigid witch with a hottie facade?

Possible. But he still had the chance to boldly go where I'll never get to!

And they had kids...So...We know she put out at least once!

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

No cloak needed... [Linked Image]

Bingo! we got a winner!................now THAT is a WOMAN

Originally Posted by wldthg

Violator22. My posting a few pages ago is of Ann. Web

yes, but she is worth a repost.

Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho

Ann Margret.

There are "pretty" women and then there are truly "hot!" women. Ann is definitely Hot!

Yeah, you got that right!

Originally Posted by eric123

Well, they all look nice to me, BUT CAN THEY SKIN A DEER

This one can, and does. Hogs too. (And she's from Texas!)

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Tokyo's finest: Ourei Harada.

Hai!!!

The bigger the cushion, the smoother the pushin' eh?

Are those real?

They are by far the largest I've ever seen on an Asian woman.

A little thick in the middle...but if it floats your dingy go sailing....

Don't think they're real... but I just don't even care...

If I can feel them, they are real. Les

LOL.

Told my babysitter to put some cloths on...............

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And then you woke up......

Minnie Driver
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If you like head.

I was in love with Patsy Cline, but always thought Kate Hepburn could trip my trigger ANY day, then Faye Dunaway in "Bonnie & Clyde" was way hot.

I would not trade ANY of them for my wife Kathy though, no way, no how she is the ONLY one for me.

Reese Witherspoon. Another whose hubby foolishly looked for greener grass.
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Or maybe no grass on the field at all?

I know what you're saying, but a close friend of mine says "Why have a Ferrari if you can't drive it?" about his ex. You never know what doesn't go on behind closed doors.

I always had a thing for this woman since she was on Survivor. She may not be the sexiest women alive but she beats RZ in both looks and political persuasion.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck
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RH

I always liked her too. She seems like a girl next door type.

Yep. Very cute.

Speaking of GND. Jenny's got it in spades, I'd say.
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Originally Posted by Derek

Are those real?

Does it matter?

Jenny is another one that does it for me. BTW, I remember her saying in an interview that "they" were not real. There are some early pics of her before she went into the shop for a tire inflation.

RH

Jenny's too much of a slut for my liking...................... unless she brings Paris Hilton along with us.

no grass is even better.

No grass is superb!

Blows RZ outta the water......

On the topic of the girl next door type, I can't help but think of Jaime Pressly. She's cute, hot, and a bit dirty, all at the same time. That combo is tough to beat.

Past and present....

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Sandra Bullock was always the girl I thought would be pretty tough to beat.

Originally Posted by MtMike

Sandra Bullock was always the girl I thought would be pretty tough to beat.

Why? Does she know kung-fu?

Originally Posted by Ivan

Don't think they're real... but I just don't even care...

May not be natural, but they are damn sure real....

I know I'm being picky, but Jaime's calves are a little clubby.

I'm ready to dodge incoming.

Some more Ourei!

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Ourie all the way!

Yep, all the weigh!

There's always been something(s) about Salma, i just can't put my finger on them.......I mean, it.

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Les, got a picture of Sophia?

I those are "clubby" then club me to death please.

Originally Posted by mathman

Yep, all the weigh!

Now that's just plump mean.

Jim

That poor girl is DEFORMED, damn shame as she is kinda cute.

Originally Posted by mathman

I know I'm being picky, but Jaime's calves are a little clubby.

I'm ready to dodge incoming.

They only feel that way if your ears stick out a good bit....

Originally Posted by T LEE

That poor girl is DEFORMED, damn shame as she is kinda cute.

What we call a "hunch front"!

Originally Posted by Dave@az

Les, got a picture of Sophia?

I assume you mean this "Sophia"??

[Linked Image]

Not a "hot chick" but a stunningly beautiful woman....

Ahhhh yes! Sophia!

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

The Powerguy would

[Linked Image]

one of my favorites eva mendes

[Linked Image]

Super hot, but TRA still lurks.

Dunno how I could forget Eva. Sandra Bullock, as mentioned, is quite attractive too.

Speaking of Eva. Here's another.
[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by mathman

Super hot, but TRA still lurks.

I believe it'd be worth the risk w/ her.

I gotta throw Monica Belluchi in the mix.

I'm goin' out on a limb here and say that ol' Bart-man has been proven wrong!

Originally Posted by ironbender

I'm goin' out on a limb here and say that ol' Bart-man has been proven wrong!

WHAT?!!!!!
Not even close....

You chumps need glasses....

You need to stop trolling, jackass!

Hey! That sounded like you!

Stop it!!!
I'm tell'n...

zellwigger even scares my dogs........

Admit it...you just needed some eye candy.

Remember Bart's from Texas, even the sheep are nervous

Originally Posted by RDFinn

Told my babysitter to put some cloths on...............

[Linked Image]

RD: Whew!!!.....smoker!

A very pretty Carolina girl. Ms. Ava Gardner

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by RDFinn

Told my babysitter to put some cloths on...............

[Linked Image]

RD: Whew!!!.....smoker!

I think I'll stick with reality and go with my wife.

You wanna be's need be ashamed!

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

Remember Bart's from Texas, even the sheep are nervous

That would be Montana......

Originally Posted by SakoSteve270wsm

NOW yer talkin'

Originally Posted by elkhunter76

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

Remember Bart's from Texas, even the sheep are nervous

That would be Montana......

Yup....
Too many hot chicks in Texas to stick farm animals....

Actually that would be Wyoming...grin

Oh yeah Bob, Finn has great taste....See page 4....

I'll stick with my wife, the rest aren't worth it!

Originally Posted by Pete E

Originally Posted by Dave@az

Les, got a picture of Sophia?

I assume you mean this "Sophia"??

[Linked Image]

Not a "hot chick" but a stunningly beautiful woman....

You Bet!

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Actually that would be Wyoming...grin

Oh yeah Bob, Finn has great taste....See page 4....

OK Sam....let's compromise....it is really North Dakota.....

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Originally Posted by elkhunter76

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

Remember Bart's from Texas, even the sheep are nervous

That would be Montana......

Yup....
Too many hot chicks in Texas to stick farm animals....

With all the hot Texas honeys how in the world did you get hung up on Zellwegger?

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Actually that would be Wyoming...grin

Oh yeah Bob, Finn has great taste....See page 4....

Yeah, but Montaaaaaanaaaaa sounds funnier!

Sophia - ! They don't make them like that anymore!

Where is Jaclyn Smith?

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

With all the hot Texas honeys how in the world did you get hung up on Zellwegger?

Trust me...She's got "IT"....

This is very likely one of the finest looking threads here on the fire in awhile

Seems I am a tad older than most here, I do not even know who those skinny young girls are. Some are pretty hot though

FWIW, my vote goes for the women, not the young girls: Raquel Welch and Ann Margaret.

Hotest chick on the planet. All things considered attitude will override a lot of the hotness we're seeing on here. Those of you that have feel out of a relationship should sure know that. My first wife was a hot a redhead as you could find. Bottom line she was a bitch! If they act like a bitch once makem history is my rule. Got a good woman now and my life has never been happier. Attitude yep that says it all. You guys can drive those lemons.

A near 3000 views all about Bart needing to get his peenie wet!

Only here at the Campfire! This place is manificent!

Fire on the head...wild in bed [Linked Image]

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

With all the hot Texas honeys how in the world did you get hung up on Zellwegger?

Trust me...She's got "IT"....

Bart, Trouble is nobody want's "IT"

I like this chick too....
[Linked Image]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk fits zellwigger....go for it!

LOL.....I just KNEW this thread would still be going by the time I checked in<grin>....

You boyz will scream....but I think Kate Moss is beautiful, in bod and face....AND she likes to pose with some fine boyz<grin>....

http://solissf.stores.yahoo.net/kamocaklads.html

She is ok but a little thin - I'd prob break her hips quicker than grandma on the ice...

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

I like this chick too....
[Linked Image]

Big improvement!

I just can't believe I'm not seeing more pics of right hands!

Imagination can be a wonderful thing, Bob.

Personally I've always preferred the left paw. Feels like a stranger...grin

Originally Posted by Mackay_Sagebrush

I always liked this girl!

[Linked Image]

i got a text of her on my phone awile ago, there is alot more pics than that!

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

To me, (s)he looks like (s)he is recovering from gender transformation surgery. On the other hand, we all have our own preferences.

I can like Nicole Kidman... [Linked Image]

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

Fire on the head...wild in bed [Linked Image]

That is one fine looking redhead, for certain, dvdegeorge!

Originally Posted by tbear99

one of my favorites eva mendes

[Linked Image]

Oh yes! Now this is a smoker!

Originally Posted by 17ACKLEYBEE

All things considered attitude will override a lot of the hotness we're seeing on here.

Amen.Most "hot" women aren't very nice people.Nice eye candy,but not much else to offer.I'll pick a "pretty" girl who is a super nice person over a "hot chick" any day of the week.JMHO.

Bart,
Now there you go,Traci Lords is definetly a "hot chick".She also seems like a very down to earth,nice person.And she's looked a lot better since she went with red/dark hair.

WB.

Originally Posted by Dave@az

Where is Jaclyn Smith?

At Kmart selling clothes.................

Tim: Ignore isaac; live with the guilt.....

Celeberties and models don't do it for me. I want to see some real girls!

Originally Posted by elkhunter76

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Actually that would be Wyoming...grin

Oh yeah Bob, Finn has great taste....See page 4....

OK Sam....let's compromise....it is really North Dakota.....

sounds bout right to me.....and no chitting cracks bout me being in damn North Dakota.....im 80 miles this side of the line

BTW this is one of the better threads in awhile

Originally Posted by djs

Originally Posted by tbear99

one of my favorites eva mendes

[Linked Image]

Oh yes! Now this is a smoker!

Smoker maybe, but one of PETA's biggest supporters. If the gloves are off, here's the HOTTTTTEST!
[Linked Image]

Can't fault your taste, Pat!

here is my vote....

is this the "hottest" chick on the planet ?

If you like brunettes she is definitely near the top ...

a few hints :

she's 100% Cajun , and ain't afraid to eat chips in the bed

She can dress casual

[Linked Image]

get dressed up for the red carpet

[Linked Image]

or flirt with your imagination

That'll do Cajun Blake that'll do!

She could be conscious?

Originally Posted by Dave@az

Where is Jaclyn Smith?

Cresthaven Rest Home

Originally Posted by Barkoff

Originally Posted by Dave@az

Where is Jaclyn Smith?

Cresthaven Rest Home

Originally Posted by himmelrr

I always had a thing for this woman since she was on Survivor. She may not be the sexiest women alive but she beats RZ in both looks and political persuasion.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck
[Linked Image]

RH

Hey I have those shoes...

Man your picky,heres a conscious one for ya... [Linked Image]

Trish Stratus is THE reason I watched the WWE while she was "rasslin"

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by billhilly

Nice !

Originally Posted by Cajun Blake

here is my vote....

is this the "hottest" chick on the planet ?

If you like brunettes she is definitely near the top ...

a few hints :

she's 100% Cajun , and ain't afraid to eat chips in the bed

She can dress casual

[Linked Image]

get dressed up for the red carpet

[Linked Image]

or flirt with your imagination

OMG! Who is she?

Jennifer Connelly, just awesome. See the link, gets even better with age. Ryan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je9M46cC_EI

This one is even better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrsUZXHzJTI&feature=related

Claire Forlani trips my trigger.

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Yeah, she died last year. Hard to top Betty in her prime though.

ahhhhh....my wife??????? (God I hope she checks my posts!)

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Whick Planet????Not Earth!!!!

Another fine lady:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGXZ2jE4U9g&feature=related

Kate Mara:
[Linked Image]

You would get bruises on your hip bones with this one. Looks like a 17 year old tramp

Just once couldn't hurt I suppose

I can see hiding more than a remote....

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

I can see hiding more than a remote....

baloney ???

here's my vote

jessica alba

Kate Beckinsale
[Linked Image]

Sara Evans
[Linked Image]

Danica Patrick
[Linked Image]

Marisa Miller
[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Just watched Leatherheads and she is smoking hot...
I'm in love...

I don't know Bart. I see why they called it Leatherheads.

Rene's face kinda looks like a catcher's mitt in that pic.....

Originally Posted by Mac84

OMG! Who is she?

Hey Mac ,

another pic just for you

think carefully from my initial hint ...

..."she ain't afraid to eat chips in the bed ..."

[Linked Image]

She works for Free-to-Lay?

Tigbittys anyhoo.....

That looks like Charlie Manson's sister

less swastika.

Steelhead......while that idea has merit......it looks like it could also occationally hurt......me

Thinking I would never unzip it, she would undoubtedly utter a word and that would be one too many......

no, its the perfect woman

Ok, going WAY back (page5) I think we can all agree with Hawk1, his wife is very pretty with a dazzling smile.

There is no reason to go beyond the simple fact revealed in the picture he submitted.

Real always trumps fantasy

or at least it should

I don't know. I see that zipper and I think about the scene from Something about Mary. "How'd ya get the beans before the frank?"

Gotcha. The doritos girl. Ali Landry. Damn she's hot.

more beans than frank? poor guy

Shouldn't you boyz be posting pics of your wives.....ya'll outta be ashamed<grin>....

Naughty, naughty...lol.

I can post a few wife pics........

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

Shouldn't you boyz be posting pics of your wives.....

Are you here to kill this thread?
Good God woman....

LOL....sorry, guys<grin>......

I'll go run a dog or two, and leave you all to your naughty natures<grin>....

HG, where are the pics of you!

HoundGirl

I thought I read way back there about you posting all of us "Guy Hotties" in a new thread. I Guess we will all have to go out and hire a photographer now!
<LOL>

Shut up, Les....or I'll call Ma<grin>!!!

Nobody liked the pics of Kate Moss.....or Gisele, that I posted, so I gave up....but I'll dig up some other beauties when I get back from my run.

No promises they will be female<grin>.......

Shuttin UP!

We could make our own little thread, HG

I can picture String Bikini's, now where's Snowhunter?

Better watch it Les she's serious!

Originally Posted by Steelhead

I need one of these for my wife....please

I know, but it's the only way to get my Mom to call me.

I'm pretty certain I have enough 'Dirt' to keep either of them from posting DUDE pics............

One Hot Woman Jennifer Love Hewitt
[Linked Image]

Your the man Scott.

Just remembered all my hot man pics are on my other laptop...darn

See.........

Originally Posted by ShootingLady

Just remembered all my hot man pics are on my other laptop...darn

damn SH, that must be hella good dirt..........

Originally Posted by Mac84

Gotcha. The doritos girl. Ali Landry. Damn she's hot.

Winner , Winner ... chicken dinner ... !!!!!

I had a few classes w/ Ali in college 1994 ( Univ. of South Western Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns)

Very polite, well spoken/educated, cordial, and small town girl.

she entered the 1995 Miss Louisiana contest to prepare herself for a career in broadcast entertainment TV

she won the Miss LA pageant.

she then represented Louisiana in the 1996 Miss USA pageant which she won, and jumpstarted her career.

Originally Posted by Cajun Blake

Originally Posted by Mac84

OMG! Who is she?

Hey Mac ,

another pic just for you

think carefully from my initial hint ...

..."she ain't afraid to eat chips in the bed ..."

[Linked Image]

Ali Landrey, correct?

edit: dang, too late!

Louisiana has some fine looking women

Originally Posted by Steelhead

I'm pretty certain I have enough 'Dirt' to keep either of them from posting DUDE pics............

I'm PRETTY sure I have enough 'dirt' on you, my dear friend<grin>.....

Uncle?

go to www.thelodgeman.com and check out the girl of the week!! ill post more of thelodgeman later

Originally Posted by Steelhead

Louisiana has some fine looking women

got any PG13 pics you can share ????

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

Uncle?

Role play, COOL!

Test me....I dare ya, big boy<grin>....

Off to run before I just don't do it.....

This place is bad for my health...lol.

I generally prefer blonds, but have to admit Eva Longoria is a cutie, and that she likes shooting makes her hot
[Linked Image]

Put the helmet back on that solider.........

another "hottest" chick nomination ...

She was actually voted sexiest woman in Sweden 1995

anyone know who she is .... ? (I do and will share later)

[Linked Image]

Wait, does this mean you swing both ways?

Oh yeah, have to agree, Eva is a hottie.

Originally Posted by ShootingLady

I generally prefer blonds, but have to admit Eva Longoria is a cutie, and that she likes shooting makes her hot

That works for me

Elin Grindemyr

Originally Posted by Violator22

Wait, does this mean you swing both ways?

Oh yeah, have to agree, Eva is a hottie.

Nope!
I was just sayin'....

Originally Posted by Steelhead

Elin Grindemyr

Scott, you get around my friend

Elin is just flat out sexy

we need to plan a fishing trip soon amigo

Bart is invited but will have to bring someone other than R. Zellweger

shhhhh don't tell about right clicking

Pretty easy really, just right click on the photo and click properties and it reads 'elingrindemyr' in the link.

No one ever accused me of being a dummy.....

UH HUH......sure........thats what they all say.

Too late........

All women are 2 drinks away from a girl on girl experience....

Originally Posted by Steelhead

All women are 2 drinks away from a girl on girl experience....

You forgot Tic Tac's....Those are important....

God bless sweden, land that I love....Im tearing up here.

Makes my babysitter look like a 7.........

Perv

Originally Posted by Steelhead

Pretty easy really, just right click on the photo and click properties and it reads 'elingrindemyr' in the link.

No one ever accused me of being a dummy.....

after I posted Elin's pics, I figured someone would check out the properties. just not so soon, smooth move on your behalf ..

I know you have some pics you can share with the peanut gallery

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Originally Posted by Steelhead

All women are 2 drinks away from a girl on girl experience....

You forgot Tic Tac's....Those are important....

not gonna say it...

Without question, and with absolute certainty, this is the FINEST thread that has ever been on the Campfire.........

I've promised to keep them to myself, and that's something I also do well.

The one on .44 Mags isn't bad either

I like 38's

C-cup

Here ya go 38 C Cup

[Linked Image]

Yeah I bet

wow, animals here

i like it... i feel right at home with you guys.

Dammit, now I'm hungry, I need some Milk.

Originally Posted by Blaine

Without question, and with absolute certainty, this is the FINEST thread that has ever been on the Campfire.........

And most here think I'm just a unthoughtful redneck....
Ms. Zellweger is still hotter than two rats doing in in a wool sock....

I'm actually more of a B-cup kinda guy. Huge boobs are like elephants, neat to look at but don't mean you want them.

Ya mean fun to play with til ya get a black eye.

You didn't see my babysitter pic............

Just read it again, thought you said she WAS 7...

I know what you really meant....

Originally Posted by Adkstalker

[quote=Steelhead] [Linked Image]

Originally Posted by Blaine

Without question, and with absolute certainty, this is the FINEST thread that has ever been on the Campfire.........

Blaine, I agree it's a good thread

i take it you haven't stumbled across the "hot girlfriends" thread over on SnipersHide

you might go blind checking out some of the shared pics

....

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Ms. Zellweger is still hotter than two rats doing in in a wool sock....

After all these attractive women and you still believe that? Sheesh. Some guys I tell ya

anybody else think jessica alba is hot?

how about natalie portman?

for me, boyoyoyoyoyoyoyoing!

Jessica Alba has herpes.....

Yep

Better to have HerPes than HisPes.........

Originally Posted by Steelhead

Just read it again, thought you said she WAS 7...

Yea,and this one is going on 8..............

[Linked Image]

You are German.....

PMOTY 2005

[Linked Image]

she can have herpes, i just think she is hot.

Ich m�chte, dass essen

speaking of tripping my trigger...

lara croft

This would dance.....if ya could combine the two.....<wink>....

[Linked Image]

A blonde with pie--doesn't get much hotter than that!!!

It does, but she would kill me.

Don't make the Devil in me do it, man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<grin>....

Truce

Check this out....

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/WhatzHisName/Babes/ShylaStylez.gif

Originally Posted by sactoller

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Nope....
There is something about her that trips my trigger...

I am thinking you need some 'trigger' work!

LMAO........OMG, TFF is correct

Does the 'truce' mean I can't post other pics?

<grin>.....cuz I got more...lol.

I think the truce means you HAVE to post more pics.........

Dam Stealie post the one with the Boots. I'm sure got one with her in the boots.

Hi Jane if I remember right you had the boots on the night of house closing when you and Ned picked up keys to the House.

Here's one for you all.

[Linked Image]

Now that just aint right.

Best post I have seen ALL day considering what day it is!

Cajun Blake, I knew who our 'home town' girl was, she does not get enough credit....and all the while in the past we have talked about guns! Thanks for getting my mind back on track! Lol.

If I promise to Uncle on the man pics.....will you guys stop posting the disturbing pics<grin>????

They are scary!

HG, Works for me.
Truce

Same here,

but if you could just combine them, then you'd really have something...

LOL....

Love you guys......even as sick as you would have to be to post those pics<grin>....

Alright, a truce.....NOT an 'Uncle', have you....JUST a truce for the night...lol.

WHERE do ya'll find these pics,.....

I mean do you have a file

# 6527..." Pics that will make my bros and sis's hoot all over their keyboards, and give em' nightmares " ?

#6528.."Absolutely grotesque"

.....and like that ?

GTC

Originally Posted by crossfireoops

Alright now guys who posted Les's picture here? Come on now Fess up!

Originally Posted by Steelhead

All women are 2 drinks away from a girl on girl experience....

Out of one cup?

I can't get this one out of my mind!

[img][IMG]http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd77/jkubesch/LongLeanLeila.jpg[/img][/img]

No matter how sexy, pretty, hot she is-- someone somewhere thinks she's a PITA

Boy.....I sure can!!!!

Sorry, can't agree with you on this one, she is homely and too damn skinny.

Advertising definitely works and pics and posts do have their +'s and -'s. I must admit that everytime "E" mentioned JB's book or "quoted" from it, it made me much less interested in buying the darn thing.

Forgive me if someone beat me to her...
but, Mayra Veronica rates as #1 on my list.
[Linked Image]

and a close second of vida guerra.

you could hit that hard and not hurt her... she might hurt you if she pushed back...

i guess my preferences show, huh?
5 years working in miami will do that to you.

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

WHAT?!!!!!
Not even close....

You chumps need glasses....

THIS, coming from the blind..

Heheheehe..

It's like everything else in life; some like rare burgers, some like well-done.. To each his own, but most will agree the babes posted above are fairly juicy..

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

This would dance.....if ya could combine the two.....<wink>....

[Linked Image]

That girl is showing a nipple - isn't this a family website?

Mayra and Vida are hot, no doubt. But when the thighs thunder now it'll be F5 TRA later.

Originally Posted by 340boy

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

Fire on the head...wild in bed [Linked Image]

That is one fine looking redhead, for certain, dvdegeorge!

Wow. Who is she?

Liv Tyler gets my motor runnin

[Linked Image]

Got to like that.

See there, exactly what I'm talking about, any of us men can spot a couple of gay guys from a mile away..oh sure, they my put a woman on their arm or even marry, but so did Rock Hudson..

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

This would dance.....if ya could combine the two.....<wink>....

[Linked Image]

Y'all sick freaks need to quit quoting that gawdawful picture.

At least edit the image out. [Linked Image]

No! No, Honey, not at all...who told you that?
In fact, I think you've lost a few pounds, am I right?

[Linked Image]

ARGH............my friggin eyes. Kind of like a train wreck, ya wanna look away but can't cause ya just know something bad is gonna happen!

More Jessica: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57j7Ntct8aI&NR=1

That was the only reason I bought the DVD.

I have the entire collection of Dark Angel too.

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

That was the only reason I bought the DVD.

Same.

Originally Posted by magnumb

Boy.....I sure can!!!!

Sorry, can't agree with you on this one, she is homely and too damn skinny.

Advertising definitely works and pics and posts do have their +'s and -'s. I must admit that everytime "E" mentioned JB's book or "quoted" from it, it made me much less interested in buying the darn thing.

Dude... Here we are on a strictly sexual topic and you cannot stop your E fixation. Have you considered counseling, seriously? This trash needs to stop and morons like you do not make that easy.

Grow a pair, get a life, something!

Dude....lighten up!!

Seems your comments are quite a bit more contentious than any of mine have ever been.

You brought more attention to this alleged "fixation" than my post ever did! Nice job..........

Have you considered being less of a moron and usin' your head before you lash out at someone and get the exact opposite results that you state you desire?

Grow a pair........yeah, that's got something to do with anything brought up here.

Why in the world would you go out of your way to start a pizzing match over an honest comment, especially when it had nothing to do with you?

Truly........lighten up. Maybe my comment wasn't necessary, but it did follow the advertising scheme of things. Your angry, overly protective outburst.........certainly no more useful than my much less disparaging and honest comment.

No pissing match, I am done with you and this after this comment... You are not doing anyone any good with your continuous childish attacks on an old man on another forum. Your fixation is pathetic. It is childish and counterproductive in every way. Someone needs to make you understand how truly debasing your attacks are.

Honest? Get a life!
art

so much for T&A.

Can we get back on topic?
[Linked Image]

Okay, we all agree that Jessica is hottest, right?

Originally Posted by biglmbass

Can we get back on topic?
[Linked Image]

That Cheryl Ladd..ohhh ya, I had a thing for her when I was 17.

What I would give to be a bead of water in the right place in that picture.

Les, just how long has the little woman been gone this time?

Since the end of December, she will be home for a few days at the end of this month. She tries to come home for a few days every month.

Here is the ONLY blonde I find Boingable!

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by ltppowell

Okay, we all agree that Jessica is hottest, right?

Nope, not yet. I think I need to see a few more choices before I can agree to that.

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

What I would give to be a bead of water in the right place in that picture.

You'd just be a little puff of steam!

It's worth a small case of herpies.......

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Got to like that.

Originally Posted by RDFinn

It's worth a small case of herpies.......

I might be willing to take the risk.

I can't believe anybody would mess up a thread like this.

How about the latest Bond chic?

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by ltppowell

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

What I would give to be a bead of water in the right place in that picture.

You'd just be a little puff of steam!

Yes, but what a puff of steam I would be!

Why do I get the feeling he is confusing you and Magnumdood.

Try this on for size..........I'm not the same "magnumb" guy that you evidently think I am. There are several scores of other members here that do continually ride "E's" azz (can't say that I blame them much either), one with part of the name "magnum...."in it, which is not me! I have very, very rarely even brought up "E's" name in this forum, but once recently in JB's thread sayin' he put "E" on ignore and I stated that it was about time he did so........so what? It's true. You're either callin' 2 posts in which I mention "E's" name a fixation which is a huge stretch, at best, or you're dead wrong in being so accusatory of me when I shouldn't be the target of your anger and left field posts!

Be honest here Art....you've made an honest mistake, I've been honest with you, now you do the same.

magnumb, not magnum...., or any other magnum anything.

** Show me my "continuous attacks" and "fixations" that I have on "E"!! I've never mentioned "E's" name on any other forum in my life!! I belong to AR15, Kimber and the S&W forums as well, so if you can show me where I've done what you've said, please do so. **

How 'bout them Cowboys? (Cheerleaders that is!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWmr0Ej2bdo

Who the hell is "E" ?

and what's it got to do with hot chicks?

I like this thread.

Originally Posted by 458 Lott

I can't believe anybody would mess up a thread like this.

How about the latest Bond chic?

No doubt.

PS It's hard to find a real good picture of her, but Sophie Marceau was one of my favorite of the recent Bond girls.

[Linked Image]

Thanks RD........it's quite obvious to you and me and likely many others, but I'm sure that Magnum..... nor any of the other disenchanted "E" folks are gonna chime in here on my behalf.

Somebody else help me out here because for the life of me, I don't get it.

I've never attacked "E" as Art states I have and I don't think anyone here could or would say that I have.

I don't like to be shown in that sort of a light and rather than even expecting an apology, I'd sure appreciate that Art fess up to his mistake, I would certainly like to think that most here would.

This is just like that truck driver Amax thread where one of our members was takin' the heat for something he had no knowledge whatsoever of doing. I was the first poster after he claimed his innocence to tell him that people had his forum name mixed up with another members name and he greatly appreciated my reassurance. I did it 'cuz I knew how I would have felt havin' my name thrown around as such.

So now what happens...........geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!

Originally Posted by Sitka deer

No pissing match, I am done with you and this after this comment... You are not doing anyone any good with your continuous childish attacks on an old man on another forum. Your fixation is pathetic. It is childish and counterproductive in every way. Someone needs to make you understand how truly debasing your attacks are.

Honest? Get a life!
art

Talk about a "magnum" fixation.

Olga Kurylenko
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I would trade my .257 wby, and .270 wsm for 20 minutes with Carrie Undercasey errr I mean Carrie Underwood

http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/11f54...d6c64_american_idol_carrie_underwood.jpg

Uh, wouldn't that be Carrie Undercaseywood?

Elle Macpherson is another one that always just made me smile. Here is one from her younger days and then some from last year IIRC. She still looks good even over 40!

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My wife is a huge tennis fan so I get to watch Maria quite a bit too....

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RH

Elle is one I felt looks better older than younger for sure...

For the Jessica fans, here is one of Alba digging for gold and a patriotic Simpson.

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RH

Zeta Jones is pretty fine looking, too, but I'm sticking with the girl of my dreams . . . . Mrs. Shootist. All day, every day!

Tricia Helfer gets a vote in my book

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I'd volunteer to check her for ticks...

Daaaammmnnn!!!

Wonder if grandma knitted that for her?

Methinks she has it on backwards..........<grin>

Originally Posted by isaac

I just can't believe I'm not seeing more pics of right hands!

TFF!

a young blonde Hayden Panettiere

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Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

Here is the ONLY blonde I find Boingable!

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Kamerad,

That's what Tony Romo said.

Look where it got him.

Jim

here's a fellow Texan for BroBart

Hairy Palm you say .... ?

Originally Posted by 458 Lott

I can't believe anybody would mess up a thread like this.

How about the latest Bond chic?

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Yum!!!

Don't know who posted her pic, but Liv Tyler gets my vote hands down. And what a sexy voice.
Wifey is the best though. Skins and butchers deer, brings in firewood, etc., and cooks like no tomorrow. To a man with COPD, arthritis, and an enlarged prostate that's what's important. Good looks fade but a good woman never looses her shine.
Anyway, keep the pics coming! It's better than aerobics!

Qtip
Soli Deo Gloria!

Bart! Dude, You need professional help.

lot's of profeesional help the shrink will probally need a shrink for his case

Here is some more

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to look at.

sweet mother of jesus, i see moose knuckle, aka tacobell, aka camel toe.

i could go for:

carrie underwood
miranda lambert
sara evans
that cute chick in the jason bourne movies ( the spy girl )
eva longoria

let's not forget one of the original blonde's

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My good lord...she could be the Hottest chick on the planet. I need a tissue.

Just in case she's not...keep posting more pics. This thread won't get old.

here's a pic that atleast one of our members knows the girls in photo.The pic is from pa drag nhra drag races the girl on the left is jr pippens girlfriend and the hottie and very friendly girl on right is chris rivas wife both from pro stock motorcycles

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Originally Posted by Mac84

Ya hitting the sauce? Hittable but by far not the hottest.

+1

tbear99 Been setting back waiting to see if she would make the list. One of the best. Web

WB.

Originally Posted by let_me_in

Her and I slept in the same room in the town of Mountainaire, NM last fall.

You HAVE to be [bleep]' me!!!

Rhianna and I shared a room last night!!!

Coincidence???

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

BroBart..............I can SOMEWHAT see the attraction..but she took Atkins WAY too far this time.............

I f8cked a skeleton once, and IT had more meat!!

Originally Posted by Jed 1899

To be Honest, I think Old Jed has it right.............carrying a rifle and livin' our lifestyle has gotta raise the chicks up there................

Originally Posted by Jed 1899

Two good lookers there Jed!

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

WB.

Oh my.....

That is perfection!

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

WB.

Friday ain't shabby at all.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7421200410258142352

If'n I had to leave this world and go mars on an alien, T'Pol would do fine. (Jolene Blalock)

I always did like Vulcans

Where did this one come from. What a hottie.........

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp132/WheelchairBandit85/saravarone1.gif

Amazing stuff, right there.

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Had a better GIF on here but Rick pulled it,too much boobage I guess.

Gristle,
I have enjoyed some of Friday's uh,"work".She's a pro.

She was the one that went skinny dipping on the show "Blind Date",and the guy on the date wouldn't take his pants off.They used it in the commericals for that show for years.

WB.

An all time favorite...

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Pat

Pat,

Michelle is always a refreshing sight to see.

Pale Barbie doll bitches that I'd break in half in the sack have never appealed to me. I seriously don't know what you guys are thinking.

The only two in the whole group so far is Jeds old lady (I assume) and the pic Scotty posted of the Manson girl (for obvious reasons)

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Thats more like it.... Brunettes with long hair and TATTOOS

Jis taking your advice Houndgirl

Oh yeah, this was after a hunting trip. I've never got why she smears blood on her face???

Oh wow! I take back my pick! Magnificent!!

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Yeah she is some kinda nice!!

Who is SHE?

Originally Posted by Pat

An all time favorite...

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Pat

She went to my High School (when I was attending there, no less). I would love to claim her as my Prom Date, but no such luck.

BMT

Game set and match. I give you:

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Originally Posted by Steelhead

Who's this?

I canot make my mind up!! Guess I will have to keep searching. It's a lousy job but somebody has to do it!

Originally Posted by 7mmRM

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

WB.

Oh my.....

She better get her lumps looked at................You can't be to careful these days..................Any volunteers?

Before you volunteer, remember this could take a while!

Originally Posted by BobinNH

Originally Posted by Steelhead

Who's this?

The 24Hr.Campfire's HCOTP.........Jane AKA HoundGirl

Originally Posted by Hindsite

Originally Posted by BobinNH

Originally Posted by Steelhead

Who's this?

The 24Hr.Campfire's HCOTP.........Jane AKA HoundGirl

Yup, dat's my pick for sure!
HG , you is DA ONE - and you can even cook - sorta ( grin)
How's the cooking stuff going anyway?
Cat
Cat

Originally Posted by teal

Game set and match. I give you:

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Yep. Adriana is a personal fave of mine, too.

"Who's this? "
A Campfire Family member...

Kinda Cute aint' she?

Pat

Finally, a long thread worth looking at!

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

winner on the right.

I don't know Dave, I'd have to flip between either one on the outside.

They both have, um....great smiles, yeah, thats it, great smiles.

prettier face on the right, i think.

and yes, fantastic smiles.

I think I'd need to card them first. Gettin old is hell, but it's better than passin time in a cell.

I don't know, the one on the right reminds me of Horseface Julia Roberts, but not quite as bad. Les

The taller brunette on the left is the winner IMO.

RH

both at the same time. They can make a Mac sandwich outta me.

That is a nice set of smiles for sure.

Originally Posted by himmelrr

The taller brunette on the left is the winner IMO.

RH

Exactly.

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

That's Cora Skinner on the left. Saw her in some tabloid magazine the other day. She ain't no joke.....

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

I don't know, the one on the right reminds me of Horseface Julia Roberts, but not quite as bad. Les

wait, wait, wait.... who's right? your right or my right?

Are you standing behind the picture?

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

I just forgot about the rest.

Can you say Motorboat, I know I can!

I'm hurt

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

Can you say Motorboat, I know I can!

Say it again Kamerad! [Linked Image]

Originally Posted by northern_dave

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

winner on the right.

Trifecta!

that's one stressed out jacket zipper!

why won't this zip up?

jamie easton is to much in shape for me.

the trifecta chicks are very fine

Time for a redhead. Can you find the firearm in this picture?

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RH

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMotorboat!

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Just so nice I had to post it up again.

Just saw the thread starter.

I puked a bit when I saw who he thought the hottest chick was.

All the women posted (except the Costco sized ones) look great. They can look a lot different without makeup though. See examples below.

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RH

Thats a thread killer, get rid of it, or I'll post naked photos of Janet Reno!

Quote

(except the Costco sized ones)

I'm all for a little meat on the bones (within reason). The Twiggies with fakies are a major disappointment for me. Give me a real woman.

I actually dig this chick, she was in HBO's Rome.

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Take me out to the ball game.

She is playing a vampire in the new Underworld movie but I won't hold that against her. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1080400640/nm0593961

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She was a screwball but had a classic beauty ... [Linked Image]

That she did. Before the TRS and her reality show, of course.

Another brunette
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Originally Posted by sierrabravo45

Just saw the thread starter.

I puked a bit when I saw who he thought the hottest chick was.

Rene Zellwegger (sp?) is almost pretty enough to be Sissy Spacek's ugly sister.

I'm a die hard brunette fan...But HoundGirl gets most honorable mention...Not only is she easy on the eyes, but from all the posts I can see that she's QUALITY..U GO GIRL

Okay, back to my brunettes:

Beginning with my favorite latinas...
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He must have not ever seen a picture of Anne Hathaway.

Rene is a loli-pop headed bimbo.

Anne Hathaway is beautiful, but she's very young...leering at her makes me feel like some sort of cradle robbing perv.

Originally Posted by KevinGibson

Anne Hathaway is beautiful, but she's very young...leering at her makes me feel like some sort of cradle robbing perv.

Yeah, what is up with that? A gal has to have 10-years on my 26-year old daughter to qualify. Age is so darn unfair.

Anne Hathaway is a bad example though. I saw an interview once and it was grim. Anne Hathaway's favorite subject is definitely Anne Hathaway. She's probably still talking.

Which one is the Candian hottie?

[img][IMG]http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/JGrimes_2007/untitled.jpg[/img][/img]

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

Jailbait . . . . .

BMT

Quote

Anne Hathaway is a bad example though. I saw an interview once and it was grim. Anne Hathaway's favorite subject is definitely Anne Hathaway. She's probably still talking.

Was she wearing a BandAid?

You guys really think Miss Hathaway was good looking??

That's Jane, not Anne.

Anne is too thick through the middle anyway.

Originally Posted by MColeman

Originally Posted by sierrabravo45

Just saw the thread starter.

I puked a bit when I saw who he thought the hottest chick was.

Rene Zellwegger (sp?) is almost pretty enough to be Sissy Spacek's ugly sister.

now that, is FUNNY!!!!

Originally Posted by ironbender

Take me out to the ball game.

I'm still stickin with the one on the right, the one on the left got the crazy eyes, I can see it, she's unstable, like old sweaty dynamite.

Just when you think you know how to handle.... BOOM!!

stickin with the one on the right.

against the popular opinion.

Originally Posted by Dave@az

Originally Posted by Jed 1899

Two good lookers there Jed!

Isn't that Jed's Bride?

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

Thats a thread killer, get rid of it, or I'll post naked photos of Jane...

That would be a bad thing?

...Renee' for hottest chick?! NOT FOR ME!...That gal looks like buttermilk tastes. Houndgirl fielded Giselle B. ..There's another that doesn't work for me. Giselle has that orangutan gene, legs to long, arms reach her knees, just to strung out tall and gangly,sort'a like Julia Roberts without the enormous mouth and Joker smile.
..... Give me the petite type. More like the beautiful Ekaterina Gordeeva the Olympic ice skater........Now little Eva Longoria is a hot patootie, but she has poor taste in companions. Another hottie that's not cow sized, is Jessica Alba....Kim Basinger in her prime was classically beautiful. Check her out in the dance scene from 9&1/2 weeks! WOW! That girl had the most beautiful breasts I think I ever saw. They look like they'd run cappuccino!

....I find Holly Hunter very sexy but not the hottest chick category.

I bet ol' T'Griz would pork her!

Originally Posted by KevinGibson

Anne Hathaway is beautiful, but she's very young.

She is pretty but her political views are waaaaaaaay left. She rivals the fat load Michael Moore. I just would NEVER be able to get past that.

RH

I got a thing for the one in the middle, m'self.

The two on the ends scream high maintenance. The Blonde looks like she might'a gone fishin' with her Dad and baked a Pie with her Mom.

Just my 2 cents . . . .

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BMT

You're thinkin' they ain't OEM, eh?

BMT

Hey Bart! I found her for you, just the way you described...

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Cant believe no one posted a pic of Brandy (Joe Dirt)

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Ding!!!

i'm gonna kick joe dirt right in the nuts.

Originally Posted by AlaskaCub

Cant believe no one posted a pic of Brandy (Joe Dirt)

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Best yet.

BMT

AlaskaCub-

I think you found another blonde I like; good call!!

I was waiting on the Joe Dirt entry. It was only a matter of time. "She is so fine...."

I actually went to school with the guy that said that line in the movie.

Yeah if she rode into my yard looking like that, riding that horse, my kid would be fatherless, my wife would be looking for a new man and I would be broke!.....grin

she could wrangle my stallion.

Originally Posted by himmelrr

Originally Posted by KevinGibson

Anne Hathaway is beautiful, but she's very young.

She is pretty but her political views are waaaaaaaay left. She rivals the fat load Michael Moore. I just would NEVER be able to get past that.

RH

That's why the donkey punch was invented! grin

Bart needs to be punished for making smart, good men act this way!

Come on man! As if you didn't enjoy looking at some of these fine lasses.

Mac....I spend a great majority of my days telling them "Sorry, I'm happily married"

It's a cross I bear, bro'!

rolling.

Originally Posted by isaac

Mac....I spend a great majority of my days telling them "Sorry, I'm happily married"

It's a cross I bear, bro'!

I have seen your wife. I'd happily bear that cross.

BMT

Originally Posted by Mac84

Come on man! As if you didn't enjoy looking at some of these fine lasses.

I'm not looking, I just enjoy reading the articles...

I found this thread in a box in my brother's closet...

Originally Posted by Mac84

rolling.

__________________________

What a kind reply, Mac. I was so waiting for the "You're so full of schit, Bob"

BMT.....that was kind. Thank you.

Can't believe you guys didn't jump my sorry ass! THANKS!

Originally Posted by teal

I found this thread in a box in my brother's closet...

LOL!! You too?

Originally Posted by isaac

Mac....I spend a great majority of my days telling them "Sorry, I'm happily married"

It's a cross I bear, bro'!

Dude - they asked you to take a picture in front of Joe's Crab Shack, they weren't coming on to you....

I did have to use that line once. Was on liberty after basic. In my whites, with my wife and son. Some smoking hot (she would fit in on this thread) walks up to me and says "Mmm mommie likes", and proceeds to give her number. Never had that happen with the wife and kid in tow before. Hard Rock Cafe, Chicago...

Wish that were true, Andrew. At 50, I'm very, very tired..if you get my drift!

Originally Posted by BMT

I got a thing for the one in the middle, m'self.

The two on the ends scream high maintenance. The Blonde looks like she might'a gone fishin' with her Dad and baked a Pie with her Mom.

Just my 2 cents . . . .

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BMT

I'll just close my eyes and let one of them take me by the hand to my chevy van, and that's alright with me.

50 - dang, that's young! 50, man I hope I am not that tired at 50. 32 and run on about 5.5 to 6 hours of sleep a day, maybe by the time I am 50 it will be 7 but tired? nawwww

Originally Posted by Barkoff

I'll just close my eyes and let one of them take me by the hand to my chevy van, and that's alright with me.

Tried the van trick, doesn't work as often as the brochure said it would.

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How about Scarlett Johanssen?

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She's also renowned for a great personality.................DJ

Originally Posted by Barkoff

Originally Posted by BMT

I got a thing for the one in the middle, m'self.

The two on the ends scream high maintenance. The Blonde looks like she might'a gone fishin' with her Dad and baked a Pie with her Mom.

Just my 2 cents . . . .

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BMT

I'll just close my eyes and let one of them take me by the hand to my chevy van, and that's alright with me.

I'll take all 3....but I kind dig the one on the right.

Originally Posted by Barkoff

Originally Posted by BMT

I got a thing for the one in the middle, m'self.

The two on the ends scream high maintenance. The Blonde looks like she might'a gone fishin' with her Dad and baked a Pie with her Mom.

Just my 2 cents . . . .

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BMT

I'll just close my eyes and let one of them take me by the hand to my chevy van, and that's alright with me.

High maintenance be darned - I'll go with the one on the right. She has kind eyes and a big smile.

There its' agreed - the one on the right!

I dig the one on the left...

I like the one on the left, she's tall. I like long legs

As far as celebrities: Sara Evans (experience, sexy as hell), Julianne Hough (great shape, nice legs), or Anne Hathaway (I don't know why, but I find her hot in her pasty-ness).

She (lefty) has this "Israeli defense force" look about her for some reason.

Originally Posted by Dan360

I like the one on the left, she's tall. I like long legs

Woah Dan, she might be standing on a milk carton.

Hard not to like Hound Girl.

Very nice looking lady.....

Originally Posted by AlaskaCub

Cant believe no one posted a pic of Brandy (Joe Dirt)

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Good call 'Cub. I just watched Joe Dirt yesterday and this thread immediately came to mind. She was a hottie in every single frame of that movie.

Originally Posted by Dan360

I like the one on the left, she's tall. I like long legs

She even looks good in winter clothes....

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Originally Posted by tlfw

Y'all could bounce a quarter on that butt!

BMT

Tell me guys if your over 50 you didn't lust for this little gal when you were young.......

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Come on guys be honest about it.

Originally Posted by BMT

Originally Posted by tlfw

Y'all could bounce a quarter on that butt!

BMT

I reckon it would take more than a quarter to bounce that butt!

So yall' like em' like that do ya!

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The one on the left is the daughter of an old neighbor of mine...
Looks just like her Ma. O yea...

Pat

Here's the hottest one

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TIME OUT!!!!

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Originally Posted by ltppowell

Hey Bart! I found her for you, just the way you described...

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Now thats what I'm talking about

Besides my wife, this woman just makes my tongue hard..............

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Given that my wife said that she'd GLADLY bring her home and join in, well, that seals it.

Only iffn' she had her ears on....
Gotta have sumthin' to hold on to ya'know!!!

Didn't much care for the crowd she ran with. Surfin & beaches & all that crap...

Pat

Originally Posted by Pat

So yall' like em' like that do ya!

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The one on the left is the daughter of an old neighbor of mine...
Looks just like her Ma. O yea...

Pat

If the one on the left is from Middletown Springs, Vermont, I am POSITIVE that I know her.

If not, I know her doppleganger...............

Originally Posted by BMT

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

Jailbait . . . . .

BMT

If she's there, I'll bring my own handcuffs.

This one, certainly rates mention:

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(I am so in trouble..........................................)

Chuck, I KNEW you would appreciate this thread.

Good to see you back around, amigo.

And, yeah, she's HOT!

For me, though, this one is and will always be the hottest woman on the planet:

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Thanks Sean,
And yes sir the Gal I posted Is the best!!

You did very well...good looking and a great attitude with the wife you found.Lucky SOB!

Originally Posted by Saskhunter

Originally Posted by Jed 1899

To be Honest, I think Old Jed has it right.............carrying a rifle and living' our lifestyle has gotta raise the chicks up there................

since 98% of us are never gonna end up with a celebrity, I'll take a good woman who can cook, use a rifle and isn't afraid to eat wheat I bring home.

But in the meantime keep the pics coming.

Originally Posted by coyotewallace

Thanks Sean,
And yes sir the Gal I posted Is the best!!

You did very well...good looking and a great attitude with the wife you found.Lucky SOB!

Rather be lucky than good.

I'll let her know that we talked and you're doing well. That always makes her happy.

There ya' go!

Where the F you been, boy? Explaining finances to all those WTF is going on folks?

Dude, if you answered your phone, you'd know.

Originally Posted by 222Rem

Originally Posted by AlaskaCub

Cant believe no one posted a pic of Brandy (Joe Dirt)

Good call 'Cub. I just watched Joe Dirt yesterday and this thread immediately came to mind. She was a hottie in every single frame of that movie.

+1

yep, doing well...
Tell her I said hello!

Lucky is Good in my book any day

I told you I've been slaving on a case I'm getting my ass kicked on....real bad. Court hearings tomorrow and I was in depos and putting together docs today.

I have taken 3 cell calls in two days buddy. Sorry!

2 were from Adrienne!

Great pics by the way!

This is the gal that Les was diggin a few pages back.32 DDD All Natural!
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And for TLee
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WB.

Sean...did Karen make you delete? LOL!!

She's supposed to be in a settlement!

Originally Posted by Mac84

Come on man! As if you didn't enjoy looking at some of these fine (l)asses.

Fixed.

I like pink and brunettes, JPRO, nice!

Methinks she is nice:

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If Famke was out of town, I'd have to go with Monica Bellucci. You find me a better looking 45 year old, and I'd be very impressed. Finding a picture of her with her clothes on wasn't easy (just another thing to love), but here she is. Classy.

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She could cuff me, anytime.

It's one of the shows I do watch.

Originally Posted by isaac

She could cuff me, anytime.

It's one of the shows I do watch.

I'd rather she pat me down

I'd like to lay my head where the kitten is sleeping

Why am I showing up in this dang thread.....cleary I have ENTIRELY too many clothes on to be here<GRIN>...

Beats the chit outta all the 'political' threads, though....even if my Sasquatch photo surfaced....lol.

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

Why am I showing up in this dang thread.....cleary I have ENTIRELY too many clothes on to be here<GRIN>...

I'm sure we wouldn't mind a few less clothed pics....................

Used to run with her Ma & Pa In Fort Collins, Colorado about 28 years ago. They moved back to Prescott, AZ.

Pat

Originally Posted by Pat

Used to run with her Ma & Pa In Fort Collins, Colorado about 28 years ago. They moved back to Prescott, AZ.

Pat

Um..... was her name Allisone?

If it was, well.......

I figured you had done something naughty, when I got the message on my cell<grin>....there was guilt in your voice...LOL.

Can't use the cell until after 9:00PST...or I would've called ya back when I got home....

Loved the wedding pics....she IS a keeper, for sure!

a hunting brunette Eliza Dushku

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Originally Posted by HoundGirl

Why am I showing up in this dang thread.....cleary I have ENTIRELY too many clothes on to be here<GRIN>...

And you ain't holding a firearm either.

Somebody contact Ned and see if he can help us out . . . . .

BMT

Originally Posted by tbear99

a hunting brunette Eliza Dushku

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Riding saddle bronc too!

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

I figured you had done something naughty, when I got the message on my cell<grin>....there was guilt in your voice...LOL.

Can't use the cell until after 9:00PST...or I would've called ya back when I got home....

Loved the wedding pics....she IS a keeper, for sure!

Well, use the house phone, knucklehead.

By 9PST, I'll be DOA, until OD30 (o'dark 30) a.m.

Originally Posted by ironbender

Originally Posted by tbear99

a hunting brunette Eliza Dushku

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Riding saddle bronc too!

Nope, that there just happens to be a genuine bareback riggin. Ax me how I know.

My bad. I knew that!

I gotta stay off the forums when I'm this drunk!

NOW, we're talkin'................

ok time for the 300 mph hottie

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Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Welcome back to reality....grin

Can't believe noone has posted the blonde bombshell on Fox News on weekends........ Thread is still a Very Nice Break from usual..

another fast hottie angelle sampey pro stock motor cycle 3 year champ

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Originally Posted by VAnimrod

Well, use the house phone, knucklehead.

Don't have a lanline....told you, a while back, that we got rid of it....KNUCKLEHEAD...LOL<grin>.....

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

Originally Posted by VAnimrod

Well, use the house phone, knucklehead.

Don't have a lanline....told you, a while back, that we got rid of it....KNUCKLEHEAD...LOL<grin>.....

Damn blondes..............

For a second there I thought was a new HG picture...

That chick's way hotter.

Originally Posted by VAnimrod

Dude, if you answered your phone, you'd know.

Sean,

Bob probably thought it was his ears ringing.

Jim

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

That chick's way hotter.

Sure if you want to go to jail!!!

LOL

Originally Posted by redmtn

Who is that?

Quick, get her outta the way. I need a better view of the 'vette.......

Catherine Bell

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How about Danika Patrick, the hottest thing on 4 wheels

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I dated a stripper in Oklahoma once that looked like Catherine Bell. She just had less teeth.

"I dated a stripper in Oklahoma once that looked like Catherine Bell. She just had less teeth."

Is this her??
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I seen her in Montana with a EX buddy of mine in huntin' camp...

Pat

Just funnin' here guys!

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

That chick's way hotter.

LOL.....might have really made me cry, man....if I didn't have to shower with myself every night<grin>...

I think she is hot, though....and we share similar taste in pants, oh yeah.

BTW...LOL...I didn't post ANY pics of myself on this thread....and for GOOD reason. Might be able to crack a walnut with my azz.....but 'hot' and half naked ain't my style<grin>...more of the cargo pants....mean boots....belt buckle....urban chick with a chip on my shoulder....kinda sorta dance<wink>....

But, Les, you ARE hot, man<grin>.....got any pics of you doin' bench presses???? LOL....

Kamerad_Les, hows about...

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One of my favorites! She is single about every 5-6 years so there is always a chance EH?

Pat

Originally Posted by Pat

"I dated a stripper in Oklahoma once that looked like Catherine Bell. She just had less teeth."

Is this her??
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I seen her in Montana with a EX buddy of mine in huntin' camp...

Pat

No but that looks like her sister. HAHAHAHAHA
Just funnin' here guys!

Originally Posted by Pat

Kamerad_Les, hows about...

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One of my favorites! She is single about every 5-6 years so there is always a chance EH?

Pat

Brinkley was hot when I was in high school, but she's still real good looking. I actually saw her once, and just missed seeing her twice. I walked into Macy's department store on Long Island back in the middle 1980s, and there she was looking at and trying perfumes. I said to my friend, "Hey that's Christie Brinkley." She turned and looked at us. She was dressed down, but it was definitely her.

Then I just missed seeing her again, i.e., I worked the gun counter at Herman's Sporting Goods on Long Island, but called in sick the day she and Billy Joel came back to the gun counter for some help with camping equipment. Everyone told me about it the next day.

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

Might be able to crack a walnut with my azz....

No wonder Ned is always in a good mood.Lucky SOB!

BTW ya'll,Catherine Bell is a very nice looking woman,but she is a Scientoligist and has about two marbles left rolling around up stairs.That ruins it for me.

And why oh why hasn't anyone posted a picture of our future president?

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WB.

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

But, Les, you ARE hot, man<grin>.....got any pics of you doin' bench presses???? LOL....

No, but I got some with one arm curls.

Catherine Bell is good eye candy like all fantasy should be.

I'm still waiting for PAT and Jed to post the gals they have as their icons

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

Methinks she is nice:

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Forget about the daughter, how about her mom.........

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I used to have a girl-crush on Christie Brinkley..

Shuttup Les..

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by redmtn

Who is that?

have no idea , stole her off a Canadian GunNutz hot chicks thread

Come on it's HG's little sister - it runs in the family.

LOL!

Originally Posted by ShootingLady

I used to have a girl-crush on Christie Brinkley..

Shuttup Les..

Boy, Like I would grab that one and run with it...........

Originally Posted by ndnvegas

How about Danika Patrick, the hottest thing on 4 wheels

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Yep but she has the other drivers hacked because they can't make the money she can on their photo's

Awestruck here,....

Good thread,

GTC

Originally Posted by Pat

"I dated a stripper in Oklahoma once that looked like Catherine Bell. She just had less teeth."

Is this her??
[Linked Image]

I seen her in Montana with a EX buddy of mine in huntin' camp...

Pat

Yup,...a good thread,

GTC

Just funnin' here guys!

Any guesses who she is?
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You? or your latest conquest.

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Another bare back rider?

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

You? or your latest conquest.

Originally Posted by ShootingLady

Any guesses who she is?
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Tomorrows lunch, if I have any luck at all.

Originally Posted by ShootingLady

Any guesses who she is?
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Steelhead's wildest dream.

Originally Posted by ShootingLady

Any guesses who she is?
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Vanna White

Here's my vote:

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The goof in back is me. 18 years together.

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Originally Posted by ShootingLady

Any guesses who she is?
[Linked Image]

Vanna White

Yes, we have a winner!

Originally Posted by Hindsite

Originally Posted by BobinNH

Originally Posted by Steelhead

Who's this?

The 24Hr.Campfire's HCOTP.........Jane AKA HoundGirl

Oh!...Never seen her....HoundGirl's a real cutey!

Originally Posted by MOSSYOAK1957

TIME OUT!!!!

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Please............Keep your eyes on the "targets"!

I think I see a knot slipping, better let me help secure the load!

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

...more of the cargo pants....mean boots....belt buckle....urban chick with a chip on my shoulder....kinda sorta dance<wink>....

Uh...that's what makes you hot. You have a beautiful face and a down to earth look. Much better than the inflatable bikini clad bimbos posted on this thread. The couple of photos of you add some much needed class to this thread. Boots, cargo pants and all; you're our official Campfire hottie

+1 on HoundGirl as the campfire hottie. She's natural.

Originally Posted by Pat

So yall' like em' like that do ya!

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The one on the left is the daughter of an old neighbor of mine...
Looks just like her Ma. O yea...

Pat

took me half an hour to read the logo's on those shirts.

Originally Posted by MOSSYOAK1957

TIME OUT!!!!

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"butterface"

everything nice but her face.

Quote

"butterface"

everything nice but her face.

Have heard that twice now, regarding archer girl, but haven't seen photo evidence. Have pics of her face?

no i don't but i've found them before.

She is into archery, has a heck of a body, has great form. Unless she looks like BHO, she is going to be hot. Besides with her breasticles, I could overlook alot especially when the lights are out.

Originally Posted by KevinGibson

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

...more of the cargo pants....mean boots....belt buckle....urban chick with a chip on my shoulder....kinda sorta dance<wink>....

Uh...that's what makes you hot. You have a beautiful face and a down to earth look. Much better than the inflatable bikini clad bimbos posted on this thread. The couple of photos of you add some much needed class to this thread. Boots, cargo pants and all; you're our official Campfire hottie

Besides, she cooks and makes great pies, from what I've heard.. WAY too many babes have no idea what a room with cabinets, a range, refrigerator and a sink is called... Only word related to cooking they can pronounce is 'microwave'...

So, HG, you got my vote also..

Originally Posted by biglmbass

Have pics of her face?

close, from what i remember.

as austin powers would say.

"that's a man baby!!"

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

Thats a thread killer, get rid of it, or I'll post naked photos of Janet Reno!

I don't want to think about how you have naked photos of Janet Reno....

Some Marisa Miller goodness-
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A little more Kate
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[img]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/7mmRM/Hot%20chikas/kate_beckinsale_pics-new-0061.jpg[/img]

Cant forget Cindy Crawford-
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sara evans is a fox no doubt

Lots of nice pics, but you know what they say about looks not being everything.........

Watch this and I'm sure you'll agree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAGZiE45FOc

Originally Posted by smithwr

sara evans is a fox no doubt

yea!! and to think her husband left her!!!

I am stuck on this one:

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BMT

Originally Posted by BMT

I am stuck on this one:

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BMT

I rather be stuck in her

Originally Posted by Blaine

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

Methinks she is nice:

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Forget about the daughter, how about her mom.........

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Yes, Mother was really nice too.

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by biglmbass

Have pics of her face?

Kind of doubt that this is "archery chicks" face, or even a resembalance of it.

Would you guys please start putting names with these so I can google up the really good* pictures of them?

(*i.e. nekkid pictures)

another of archery girl

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This is the closest thing I could find to a picture of her face,though I seem to remember a frontal picture and she is very pretty.

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WB.

Edit-Dang!Dave posted it while I was Googling.

Originally Posted by bea175

Originally Posted by BMT

I am stuck on this one:

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BMT

I rather be stuck in her

beat me to the punch on that one.

I'm afraid to ask who that is..............

The profile is certainly nice.

BTW, Brian... BJ or GSP?

I don't think I would even need to see her face. good lord...what kind of bow is that?

It looks like a pretty well equipped...uh um...shop.

Originally Posted by biglmbass

BTW, Brian... BJ or GSP?

That's a very hard fight to pick,extremely evenly matched.I'm taking BJ by TKO within the first three rounds,but I wouldn't bat an eye if GSP won.Both those guys are at the top of the food chain right now.It's going to be a great fight.

WB.

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

This is the closest thing I could find to a picture of her face,though I seem to remember a frontal picture and she is very pretty.

Sure is. I guess the rumor is false.

Archery lady is a member at Archery Talk forum and is very nice people.

She's a cutey that can shoot lights out....

that's where i first saw those pictures too.

i was confused, had her mixed up with another person.

as I recall they had a bunch of, or some pics posted & they were taken down from archery talk.

can't remember the details

fastest hot women in order of speed

ASHLEY FORCE 300+ mph

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danica patrick 220+ mph

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angelle sampey 190+mph on motorcycle

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Originally Posted by northern_dave

that's where i first saw those pictures too.

i was confused, had her mixed up with another person.

as I recall they had a bunch of, or some pics posted & they were taken down from archery talk.

can't remember the details

You are correct. They don't allow posting them there any more. As can be imagined, the populace went ape chit when they were originally posted.

Originally Posted by northern_dave

Originally Posted by MColeman

Originally Posted by sierrabravo45

Just saw the thread starter.

I puked a bit when I saw who he thought the hottest chick was.

Rene Zellwegger (sp?) is almost pretty enough to be Sissy Spacek's ugly sister.

now that, is FUNNY!!!!

Originally Posted by ironbender

Take me out to the ball game.

I'm still stickin with the one on the right, the one on the left got the crazy eyes, I can see it, she's unstable, like old sweaty dynamite.

Just when you think you know how to handle.... BOOM!!

stickin with the one on the right.

against the popular opinion.

Well your choice is certainly not against my opinion, buddy! The one on the right is absolutely the smokin'-est smokin' hot hottie in the history of hottie-dom!

-

The fact that Bart was able to entice 60% of the Fire men to resort back to their sophomore year in college is very troubling to me.

Love the one your with. If that doesn't cut it, turn off the lights or pay my retainer!

This whole thread is a sin against the Holy Spirit...

I ain't going there, dude. If you were serious, I mean.

I was just marketing!

Originally Posted by burner

This whole thread is a sin against the Holy Spirit...

Thou shalt not spank thy monkey, neither shouldst thou spank thy neighbor's monkey, nor his ass, nor his sheep, nor shouldst thou spank anything that is thy neighbor's.

Although if thou spankest thy neighbor's wife's ass, the Lord thy God will understand as I'd spank that [bleep] myself!

LOL, I was referring to another thread that's scrolled down where someone said that anytime you look at a woman lustfully, you've committed adultery, and have sinned against the Holy Spirit.

Just figured that post should have been in THIS thread instead of that one.

Pat

Thank goodness....being a Pennsylavania hunting neighbor, and all!

Originally Posted by burner

LOL, I was referring to another thread that's scrolled down where someone said that anytime you look at a woman lustfully, you've committed adultery, and have sinned against the Holy Spirit.

Friggin Jimmy Carter..........

WB.

I've got about 772 counts of adultery against me based on an average of one pic of a hot woman per post in this thread...

That, and my computer screen is all [bleep] up like I spilled icing on it or something. WTF?

Did you all forget Cindy?

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My retainers already been paid and all is well...I'm free to look and search for my next case of mental cruelty

The eye candy is nice, but I'm too much of a realist and remember that even in my "prime" (which, even then was USDA Grade Z and was 20 years and 150 pounds ago), that 99.99% of the women in the photos would have anything to do with me, even if it were to get out of my way as I was running down the street screaming and on fire...jealousy? Bitterness? regrets? who knows, but it takes something away from the whole thing for me.

Exhibitionism just doesn't do it for me. To me, the hottest women are those who are beautiful and *honestly* either have no clue how beautiful they are or know it and don't flaunt it. The posed photography degrades the image/effect for me.

But, I don't *get* the strip club thing either...

My wife and I are nothing near "hotties", but somehow we're dumb enough to be happy...

Aqualung

PS> Sorry to be a killjoy...please, by all means, resume your gratuitous sexual display...:D

Aqualung,
You're right on the money.I'll take an "average" looking girl who is super nice to be with,as opposed to a "hot chick" who is a Grade A bitch,every time.

But it's still fun to look at the eye candy.

WB.

we can't forget former new york govenour spitzer's call girl ashley dupree

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Originally Posted by tbear99

we can't forget former new york govenour spitzer's call girl ashley dupree

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YES WE CAN.

Since we're placing orders....I'll take a rich,beatiful woman that is supper kind and loves to hunt, fish,cook,clean and gut critters...

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

Aqualung,
You're right on the money.I'll take an "average" looking girl who is super nice to be with,as opposed to a "hot chick" who is a Grade A bitch,every time.

But it's still fun to look at the eye candy.

WB.

Take my word for this one, man. There are MORE 'average' looking girls with a grade A willingness to be a bitch....than is true of the opposite.

I'll take a confident(key word there) hottie over an insecure 'average' girl with an attitude....ANYDAY! Those are the ones that can make your life hell, regardless of who you are.

Just an observation.....

teach us more please

LOL....sorry....didn't mean it to come off as a lecture....just my personal observation(s)<grin>....

I'll hush, now<grin>.....

No need to hush, your spot on right in your assessment...

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

Aqualung,
You're right on the money.I'll take an "average" looking girl who is super nice to be with,as opposed to a "hot chick" who is a Grade A bitch,every time.

But it's still fun to look at the eye candy.

WB.

Take my word for this one, man. There are MORE 'average' looking girls with a grade A willingness to be a bitch....than is true of the opposite.

I'll take a confident(key word there) hottie over an insecure 'average' girl with an attitude....ANYDAY! Those are the ones that can make your life hell, regardless of who you are.

Just an observation.....

my rough figuring, and this includes everything from aquantances, friends, significant other type man women relationships, so far is i wont be able to stand half the women i meet, even just on a acquaintance sorta basis they are either a grade A beotch or have some other issue i cant deal with and to be honest sometimes the fault lies on me and not them.....bout another 30% ill be able to tolerate on a limited basis, coworker, friends wife, that sorta thing.....next 19.999% i wouldnt mind spending something along the lines of a long weekend camping with where your pretty much stuck in close proximity to each other, that kinda thing but defiantly need a break from them regularly, my good friends wife falls in this area......but my wife is the only woman ive come across that i absolutely love spending time with and other than minor things have been pretty well attached at the hip for the last 7 years and we are still not tired of each other.......

now on with the eye candy.......the understanding in my relationship is i can window shop all i(we) please but arent allowed to try anything on or take it for a test drive.....soooooo MORE PICTURES!

just jokin around.

far to late for me to try to learn anything.

but just curious, do they deplete your spirit & crush your will to live intentionally or is that on accident?

Too much talk not enough pictures... [Linked Image]

Finally!!!!

ddj

agreed, nice.

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

Too much talk not enough pictures... [Linked Image]

ok here is a clear cut winner even though she's blonde

Always thought this chick was pretty hot........

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oops

Nice Ladies.

BMT

DVD I would comment but that must be your lady so I'll refrain...

and I was just about convinced I liked brunettes hands down better....

Queen Rania ever ends up single, she can contact me, beauty, brains, and she can even buy me dinner.....anywhere in the world!

I loved that pic the frst time you posted it, Jed.

That beautiful wife of yours is going to keep your cardiologist busy.

Yep, both naturally pretty and likely non-dyed hair (although I'm partial to brunettes), beautiful smile without a bunch of make-up and lipstick.

Shows self-confidence and self esteem while still drawing plenty of attention from those around her, unwanted or not, from all the above attributes.

No need for her to throw on the war paint and lip stick first thing in the mornin' to be truly attractive or to pose for pics here........she is what she is.

Very nice....as I suppose she is in real life.

My youngest shooting a much missed, VERY accurate .22K Hornet.
Now her favorite is the .223 'Black Rifle"...
I am going to build another K Hornet now, yes I am!

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She wanted to be listed here, at the ripe old age of 16...
Her vote for Hottest chick is the Catwoman Batman chick, whatever her name is.

Pat

I am still torn between My wife, Michelle P. & Christie B.

"And why oh why hasn't anyone posted a picture of our future president?" The quite attractive, Mrs. Sara Palin.

Anyone but me see a resemblance to Susanne Pleshette? You know Bob Newharts wife???
Maybe just that picture, EH?

Pat

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

Too much talk not enough pictures... [Linked Image]

Ever see the episode with her bowfishing and she stripped down to a bikini top? Wowza!.....

woof !
talked to her at shot show 2 years ago. she's alright in my book...

my wife

Originally Posted by Pat

My youngest shooting a much missed, VERY accurate .22K Hornet.
Now her favorite is the .223 'Black Rifle"...
I am going to build another K Hornet now, yes I am!

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Great pic, I like that little rifle a lot. You definitely ought to build another.

One heck of a collection of mostly "fake high maintenance women", with a couple of real an beautiful women thrown in. Maybe I' just a crochety old . . .

Originally Posted by Colorado1135

my wife

lucky man

In light of an exchange on another thread, Houndgirl is the hottest chick on the planet!

Remember this one......................................

agreed !

Originally Posted by Colorado1135

my wife

Lucky man.

Sold it right here at the 'Fire.
Actually part of a trade for a $$ custom rifle from one of the 'Scribes... The trade rifle is lights out a fabu, long range, true custom piece of work. By far the best gun I have ever owned! (well maybe next to the first one I got from him). I will have to order another C-Z & get to building.... I hope soon!

Pat

Without question!

no offens to hound girl but snow hunter edges her out barely.

Originally Posted by Pat

Her vote for Hottest chick is the Catwoman Batman chick, whatever her name is.

You mean her?

I always preferred Batgirl, myself:

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All the campfire babes would be my first choice for dinner companions before any of these gals the perverts posted on this million page thread.

Naw, later, maybe 2 movies ago... Black chick...

Pat

Originally Posted by tbear99

Originally Posted by Colorado1135

my wife

lucky man

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!

Halle Berry?

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

Too much talk not enough pictures... [Linked Image]

Tiffany is a little hottie.........

Oh yeah, and she sports a nice rack proudly.......

How about these?

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And my personal favorite:
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Can't help but like a girl that'll hold up a dead deer.

Especially one with a good rack!

Originally Posted by ShootingLady

Halle Berry?

Yeah, that's who he's talking about.

Yep, that is the name...

Shame on me for forgetting.

<G>

Pat

So PAT when are you going to post that gal "with her face this time" that's in your avatar.

Jennifer Garner

Originally Posted by tbear99

no offens to hound girl but snow hunter edges her out barely.

None taken.....happy with being just an average girl with a simple mind<grin>....

Still can't figure out how I ended up in this dang thread......but I always end up the butt of the joke...but I can roll with the best of the ducks, or so seems to be my place.

I cannot post faces to go with the photos due to contractual obligations...
The best I can do is...
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Maybe a few others as "time" permits...

Pat

Some racks have good eye guards.

Others have eye pokers.

I'm Still workin' on this:

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BMT

Originally Posted by 7mmRM

Cant forget Cindy Crawford-
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A Classic American Beauty

Here you go......Halle Barry as Catwoman

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How can you not like Eva Mendes

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Eva's hot. I have a mental block here, though:

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BMT

Originally Posted by BMT

Eva's hot. I have a mental block here, though:

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BMT

Sure it's a mental block? Could be blood running to another part of the body. Can inhibit brain function, so I've been told.

Everyone posts their woman when drunk right?

Christmas morning.
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Pretty . . . . .

BMT

She's a sweetheart(but she'd punch me in the balls if she saw I posted that pic).

I should hit the hay...grin

I like the way you incorporated the loaded bench in the photo.

Why is she wearing HG's new boots?

And you either missed the door that isn't hanging on the hinges or you were to polite to 'notice'......laughin'

Loading bench...or doors...no real contest in priorities there.

grin

I really do need to propose one of these days.

Originally Posted by SamOlson

grin

I really do need to propose one of these days.

Why [bleep] up a good thing?

What did she do Sam...........lose a bet? Before she comes to her senses...........make her yours numbnuts!

Good lookin' young lady.....could be the reason some doors can't stay on their hinges.........

.

Originally Posted by SamOlson

She's a sweetheart(but she'd punch me in the balls if she saw I posted that pic).

I should hit the hay...grin

Originally Posted by SamOlson

Everyone posts their woman when drunk right?

Christmas morning.
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Sam,You are in trouble now!

....Mighty fine companion you have there. Let me guess, she was the first present you opened!

Can't believe the pooch isn't wearing a Christmas sweater!

She's gorgeous,Sam!

Gotta hand it to the Fire guys who've posted pics of their GFs or wives. Ya'll done good, boys!

Originally Posted by dvdegeorge

Too much talk not enough pictures... [Linked Image]

That is a beautiful Deer. Also a beautiful Dear.

Jim

Originally Posted by Colorado1135

my wife

Very pretty woman.

Jim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrGa7Pp6KSI&NR=1

That's the ticket right there, Jed.

Hotties score zero when compared to cuties!

Plus it looks like a great ad for a save the jetliners campaign.

I like Cindy Garrison and her sister hauling in a Marlin or wrestling a Mongol in a Bikini.

+1

That's just good entertainment.....

Hummina, hummina. Nice thread to go through on a Saturday morn. Peyton just got knocked out of the #1 avatar spot....

We need more pictures.

Here is one of the Garrison sisters - Katy on the left and Cindy on the right.

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And one of the best cleavage on the planet...

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RH

Bart's created a monster!

time to meet the other force girls mom will be later

courtney force the youngest

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brittany force the middle

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then ashley again the oldest

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Now mother laurie force

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Originally Posted by isaac

Bart's created a monster!

Yes, but it's more like the Cookie Monster. Highly likeable with a penchant for all things sweet.......

Originally Posted by tbear99

a young blonde Hayden Panettiere

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pa chick Hayden Panettiere is a hottie you found some nice pics of her

Originally Posted by HoundGirl

Take my word for this one, man. There are MORE 'average' looking girls with a grade A willingness to be a bitch....than is true of the opposite.

I'll take a confident(key word there) hottie over an insecure 'average' girl with an attitude....ANYDAY! Those are the ones that can make your life hell, regardless of who you are.

Just an observation.....

As the official Campfire hottie, I'm not sure you opinion on the matter isn't a bit tainted

Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les

I actually dig this chick, she was in HBO's Rome.

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Les, HBO's Rome has LOTS of good looking ladies, take Lyndsey Marshal for example. I have both seasons on DVD it doesn't look like there is going to be a third.

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this one has been asked for but not shown the very well known

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This ones in the wrong thread

In my little world it would be my wife......

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Originally Posted by Hindsite

In my little world it would be my wife......

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another lucky member

Still looking for the Rawlings label on Zellwegger's face.

Has Bart sobered up yet?

hottiest asian lucy liu

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I think this one is well on her way!
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KS1..........

You are correct sir!

Yeah I agree. That gal who played Cleopatra was really dialed into my neural receptors. I like short hair on chicks. That must be part of it.

Originally Posted by KenaiSlayer1

I think this one is well on her way!
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VERY pretty young lady....Looks as though she's being brought up right too...good on ya...

Originally Posted by 2muchgun

Still looking for the Rawlings label on Zellwegger's face.

Damn..............

There's several other female members here who haven't shown themselves yet........so of the only one I've seen more than a few times with her pic up here, I'm sure you're right.

Several of the other fellow members have often asked that our other female members "show" themselves, but perhaps they are a bit shier or desire more privacy and/or less attention in that regard, but perhaps are no less "attractive" (which is certainly defined by everyone a bit differently).

So yes, in that regard, Jane has to be one of the more attractive members on this forum that we've all seen so far.

Magnumb --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHRFZFmEq9o --- Web

Alright, at some point I have to break the habit of checking the latest posts out on this thread. This cannot go on forever.

Originally Posted by tbear99

another lucky member

Definitely

Originally Posted by tbear99

hottiest asian lucy liu

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I loved her in Kill Bill. She looked great as a lady Samurai. I liked her side-kick bodyguard (Gogo?) too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9iIKn1Bl6c

since ppl are doing more family pics.......my wife

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This one's Sooo much better... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y_ts0uDaVk&feature=related

trh i forgot about gogo i agree with you on her also

rattler she's another one for sure does she hunt also

even when gimped up due to foot surgery this year
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last year, glassing
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checking out elk beds
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she tends not to shoot much cause she aint to interested in deer but put an elk tag in her hand and she'll walk me into the ground

Originally Posted by Cajun Blake

here is my vote....

is this the "hottest" chick on the planet ?

If you like brunettes she is definitely near the top ...

a few hints :

she's 100% Cajun , and ain't afraid to eat chips in the bed

She can dress casual

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get dressed up for the red carpet

[Linked Image]

or flirt with your imagination

Who is this Cajun hottie??

another older hottie from movie die hard although she been in many bonnie bedelia

[Linked Image]

WTF is the deal with all you lug heads being married to straight up foxes?Are ya'll millionaires or is it simply a case of these women having really poor taste in men?

WB.

We're hung like mules. Deal.

Originally Posted by VAnimrod

We're hung like mules. Deal.

Not Likely

Methinks all the hot ladies could be nearsighted

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

WTF is the deal with all you lug heads being married to straight up foxes?Are ya'll millionaires or is it simply a case of these women having really poor taste in men?

WB.

all i can say is she was fresh out of a very bad long term relationship and her expectations were low

no clue what she sees in me but im happy as hell to have her around........

i'm thinking we have alot more members that also have hot wifes

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

Originally Posted by VAnimrod

We're hung like mules. Deal.

Not Likely

Methinks all the hot ladies could be nearsighted

Dude, my wife is blind as a bat without her glasses.

Going to fix that for her this year, though. Lasic, 'cause if she ever had someone knock her glasses off, she'd be dead.

Originally Posted by tbear99

i'm thinking we have alot more members that also have hot wifes

Bob (isaac) has a smokin' hot wife.

Oh, and let's not even get started about WGM's mom..............

Originally Posted by VAnimrod

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

Originally Posted by VAnimrod

We're hung like mules. Deal.

Not Likely

Methinks all the hot ladies could be nearsighted

Dude, my wife is blind as a bat without her glasses.

Going to fix that for her this year, though. Lasic, 'cause if she ever had someone knock her glasses off, she'd be dead.

I know how that is. My vision is something like 20/200 in one eye and 20/400 in the other without glasses. I also have severe astigmatism and something else wrong with the left eye that precludes a Lasik fix for me.

I wish her the best of luck with the surgery.

Oh, and let's not even get started about WGM's mom..............

Dude

Middlefork The lady in the Junkies is much more pleasing to the eye than Lou Reed. Web

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

Originally Posted by VAnimrod

Originally Posted by hillbillybear

Originally Posted by VAnimrod

We're hung like mules. Deal.

Not Likely

Methinks all the hot ladies could be nearsighted

Dude, my wife is blind as a bat without her glasses.

Going to fix that for her this year, though. Lasic, 'cause if she ever had someone knock her glasses off, she'd be dead.

I know how that is. My vision is something like 20/200 in one eye and 20/400 in the other without glasses. I also have severe astigmatism and something else wrong with the left eye that precludes a Lasik fix for me.

I wish her the best of luck with the surgery.

She's like a 20/200 minus.

Originally Posted by Hammerdown

Oh, and let's not even get started about WGM's mom..............

Dude

What?

Originally Posted by ShootingLady

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Originally Posted by Steelhead

All women are 2 drinks away from a girl on girl experience....

You forgot Tic Tac's....Those are important....

not gonna say it...

Altoids are better?

Originally Posted by VAnimrod

Originally Posted by Hammerdown

Oh, and let's not even get started about WGM's mom..............

Dude

What?

Okay eye candy

Famke Janssen, Monica Bellucci, and for added international flair: Kelly Hu

[Linked Image]

Not bad !

Kelly Who???

Aria Giovanni:

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by wldthg

Middlefork The lady in the Junkies is much more pleasing to the eye than Lou Reed. Web

Margo Timmins. I really dig her stuff.

Zellwegger was willing but Rawlings was not.

Jim

Originally Posted by VAnimrod

Originally Posted by tbear99

i'm thinking we have alot more members that also have hot wifes

Oh, and let's not even get started about WGM's mom..............

Do Sean do!!!!

Jim

And sooooooooooooooooo correct on Bob's wife. PHEW!!!!!!!

I neer got past this lovely:

[Linked Image]

BMT

Having spent considerable time perusing all the photos I have to say my pic was Houndgirl. Down to earth beauty,

+1

JD338

This is a pic of my wife when we were in Mexico.

[Linked Image]

Some of you guys....jeez.....I bet you always go to bed with a smile on your face.

WB.

Famke, Monica, Kelly, and Diane Lane. She's nice too.

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

Some of you guys....jeez.....I bet you always go to bed with a smile on your face.

WB.

Smile yes, have been married for thirty years. In that picture she is 49. So don't tell. Grin.

Damn you Hammerdown, my wife hasn't worn a Bikini since the first girl child ripped her a new one.

She has had two.

So has mine, but I guess it is something to do with the C-section scar, both girls were born in Military Hospitals.

i hope that doesn't mean dad sending them to military school

Now what makes you think I would ever do that, heck, there is a good one not far from my parents. Howe Military Academy.

actually you probally wouldn't it would take up too much time from them being outdoors like hunting or fishing time

True, but they would be close enough Papa could go pick them up on some weeknds for some farmland fun too.

Charlize Theron in every day life

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

WTF is the deal with all you lug heads being married to straight up foxes?Are ya'll millionaires or is it simply a case of these women having really poor taste in men?

WB.

Treat her right and the rest follows. I still can't believe she actually said "yes" when I asked her to marry me.

Rick

Originally Posted by tbear99

Charlize Theron in every day life

[Linked Image]

I'd kick her out of bed.....

My votes still with Houndgirl...bring on the super models theyll just get their cute little Azzes kicked by a real chick that can bake a pie.

Originally Posted by GlennGTR

My votes still with Houndgirl...bring on the super models theyll just get their cute little Azzes kicked by a real chick that can bake a pie.

Dude...You don't know her very well....

Originally Posted by Shag

Originally Posted by Cajun Blake

here is my vote....

is this the "hottest" chick on the planet ?

If you like brunettes she is definitely near the top ...

a few hints :

she's 100% Cajun , and ain't afraid to eat chips in the bed

She can dress casual

[Linked Image]

get dressed up for the red carpet

[Linked Image]

or flirt with your imagination

Who is this Cajun hottie??

This chick gets my vote!!!!! With Jessica Alba a close second.

let's see if i got her figured out

[Linked Image]

That girl next door ain't bad.

[Linked Image]

My better half is real hot at this particular moment.
[img][IMG]http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll387/amax155/100_0139.jpg[/img][/img]

Originally Posted by Hammerdown

Smile yes, have been married for thirty years. In that picture she is 49. So don't tell. Grin.

49 years old and STILL has a better body than most of the 20-something super models on this thread.

You're a lucky SOB!

WB.

Originally Posted by BMT

I neer got past this lovely:

[Linked Image]

BMT

Oh, hell yeah...................................

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Originally Posted by tbear99

Charlize Theron in every day life

[Linked Image]

I'd kick her out of bed.....

bro bart you kicking her out of bed is either more room on the floor or you see a bulldog you'd prefer

amax155 yes you are one of the many members lucky to have a hot wife

Amax,very pretty lady there, but the look she's giving could kill a man,it says "I'll let you slide for the stupid thing you just did because company is here but you're a corpse when I get you alone"

a look I'm very farmiliar with

The three hottest women are actually my Wife and two Daughters.
[Linked Image]

I thought I saw a pic of her on this thread holding a pie. Was I mistaken or is it that she just didnt bake the pie? In reference to Houndgirl.

nah.....you just missed the story and drama behind the pie

Hey Brother Bart, while I was downloading some pics to Photobucket, I got stuck watching a movie preview staring Rene Zellwhatever. It's a fish out of water story where a big city chick moves to MN, and at some point has to pee while wearing insulated coveralls. I thought that might horn you up in some weird way.

Might watch for it in theaters.......

What was the story and drama behind the pie? Is it some big 24hour campfire mystery?

Originally Posted by GlennGTR

What was the story and drama behind the pie? Is it some big 24hour campfire mystery?

Jane couldn't cook her way out of a wet paper sack....
She is beautiful though...

Originally Posted by ADK4Rick

Amax,very pretty lady there, but the look she's giving could kill a man,it says "I'll let you slide for the stupid thing you just did because company is here but you're a corpse when I get you alone"

a look I'm very farmiliar with

In over 23 years it aint killt me yet, and for some reason I just have a way in bringing it out in her. I could only imagine if she hated me.

Originally Posted by bea175

The three hottest women are actually my Wife and two Daughters.

[Linked Image]

I hope you guard that Daughter close . . . .

Looks like a keeper.

BMT

The daughter sorta looks like the girl from the movie my cousin vinny.I can't think of her name right now

Marisa Tomei

Originally Posted by bea175

The three hottest women are actually my Wife and two Daughters.

[Linked Image]

Jane couldn't cook her way out of a wet paper sack....
She is beautiful though...

Just be glad she aint' in the Texas Hill Country!!

Pat

Originally Posted by BMT

Originally Posted by bea175

The three hottest women are actually my Wife and two Daughters.
[Linked Image]

I hope you guard that Daughter close . . . .

Looks like a keeper.
BMT

My daughter on the left got married and the one on the right is still single. Her boyfriend is getting ready to ship to Iraq and ask her to marry him and she gave him his ring back and told him to ask her again when she graduates from college and when he discharges from the Army. She is really smart .

Was hoping to prop up the post, too good to die.

Anyone else notice how hard it is to find pics of REALLY hot chicks that have their clothes on?

WB.

Nice work

Hotties abound! We are exposed to just a small percentage of what the good Lord made.

Figures a T&A thread would hit 1K around these parts.

Now let me bump it up back to the top for some more research.

here's my vote for the hottest chick on the planet...
my wife of 12 years.
[Linked Image]

we met fishing !

she likes the outdoors, but doesn't do the hunting thing ....

and yes the poodles go, and they swim !
cept one that's a cripple, he get's to ride in the waders while the others paddle...

we're going on a cruise in april, and are going to renew our vows in jamaica....

Originally Posted by Shag

Originally Posted by Cajun Blake

here is my vote....

is this the "hottest" chick on the planet ?

If you like brunettes she is definitely near the top ...

a few hints :

she's 100% Cajun , and ain't afraid to eat chips in the bed

She can dress casual

[Linked Image]

get dressed up for the red carpet

[Linked Image]

or flirt with your imagination

Who is this Cajun hottie??

This chick gets my vote!!!!! With Jessica Alba a close second.

That'd be Ali Landry, and she's my pick of the litter too.

Bump for the evening crowd.

[Linked Image]

WB.

olympic hottie alicia sacramone

[Linked Image]

I'm pretty sure splattermatic wins the prize! Number one-it's his actual wife, number two-she's out fishing, presumably with him! Way to go!

Originally Posted by bea175

The three hottest women are actually my Wife and two Daughters.
[Linked Image]

Great answer! I say the same!

I won't go with hot though, only on my wife, my daughters are 5 and 3 and beautiful little girls. I can't wait to be that father cleaning a gun when their date shows up.

Her name is Kitty Lea (no kidding) and she's one of those Brit tabloid girls along with Sophie Howard and Keeley Hazell. It took me an hour to find a pic of her suitably clad for the forum. She is really really good looking. Beware if you google her, most of her stuff's in the buff. We might have to write her agent about that!

[Linked Image]

Still stuck here:

[Linked Image]

BMT

I agree with you BMT - that girl is freakishly HOTT!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by BMT

Still stuck here:

[Linked Image]

BMT

Being stuck there, would NOT be a bad thing.

...YIKES! That gal is a hard bottomed tiny hiney that could melt a fellows doodler off. I'm reminded of a line from one of Paul Simon's songs, "she called herself a human trampoline". Good God I've always loved a trampoline!

I'm sorry, but I just have to say it... those are the manliest arms/shoulders/hands I have ever seen on a girl. Whoa.
Slightly creepy in a way..

Yeah,she don't do a whole lot for me,a little too "manly" looking.

Bet she's a LOT of fun in the sack though......she could probably hurt ya with that thang.

WB.

She is Jamie Eason, 2006 champion "World's Fittest Model" and a Univ of Texas grad.

She is also a professional body builder. In the above photo, she is in Bodybuilding competition form.

Here:

[Linked Image]

She has more fat on her and looks smokin' hot.

BMT

Originally Posted by ShootingLady

I'm sorry, but I just have to say it... those are the manliest arms/shoulders/hands I have ever seen on a girl. Whoa.
Slightly creepy in a way..

THIS IS CREEPY:

http://www.female-bodybuilders.org/

BMT

Yes,she looks a lot better with a little body fat on her.

BTW,a lot of women body builders look scary ("manly")due to steroids.They loose ALL their body fat-their breasts disapear,and are replaced by enlarged pectoral muscles.Their face looses it's soft look and becomes more like a mans.

FWIW,some women body builders look great though.

WB.

Agreed:

Here is a repeat of Jamie:

[Linked Image]

BMT

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

Yes,she looks a lot better with a little body fat on her.

BTW,a lot of women body builders look scary ("manly")due to steroids.They loose ALL their body fat-their breasts disapear,and are replaced by enlarged pectoral muscles.Their face looses it's soft look and becomes more like a mans.

FWIW,some women body builders look great though.

WB.

In the early days of woman's bodybuilding, in the 1970s, all the competitors had bodies like this Eason girl. Then one woman entered the national championship (cannot remember her name) who had likely taken steroids, and had a body like a male bodybuilder, and won. That was the end of attractive female bodies in woman's professional bodybuilding. The girls with bodies like Eason had to form their own parallel contests such as Fittest Woman, because suddenly in order to win in the major woman's bodybuilding contests, they had to take steroids and transform into, essentially, men.

In the 1970s and early 1980s, the typical national champions looked like this (Rachel Mclish): [Linked Image]

Today, the typical national champion looks like this:

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by splattermatic

here's my vote for the hottest chick on the planet...
my wife of 12 years.
[Linked Image]

[IMG]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/splattermatic/charisse3.jpg[/IMG]
[Linked Image]

we met fishing !

she likes the outdoors, but doesn't do the hunting thing ....

and yes the poodles go, and they swim !
cept one that's a cripple, he get's to ride in the waders while the others paddle...

we're going on a cruise in april, and are going to renew our vows in jamaica....

That's what I'm talkin' about! Nothing like being married to your best friend. Looks better in waders than the others in bikinis.

one word bro- Optometrist! lol!

weasuls you're a lucky man

Quote

Rachel was (and still is) HOT.

BMT

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Today, the typical national champion looks like this:

[Linked Image]

That is one Weird Lookin' Dude or one SCARY chick.

BMT

Yeah,Rachel Mclish has always been a fox-

[Linked Image]

WB.

Originally Posted by BMT

Still stuck here:

[Linked Image]

BMT

You'll put your eye out, find something a little softer for me, could you?

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

Yeah,Rachel Mclish has always been a fox

Yep, she marked the best of that sport before it was ruined.

Read the entire thread - God. I'm surprised no one posted a picture of Monika Lewinsky.

or lorena bobbitt.....

The hot chick that can kick your ass,Gina Carano.

[Linked Image]

WB.

Originally Posted by Skunk

Read the entire thread - God. I'm surprised no one posted a picture of Monika Lewinsky.

Here you go!

[Linked Image]

BMT

Originally Posted by BMT

Originally Posted by Skunk

Read the entire thread - God. I'm surprised no one posted a picture of Monika Lewinsky.

Here you go!

[Linked Image]

BMT

LOL BMT. Gee, thanks

'welcome.

BMT

Originally Posted by Barkoff

You'll put your eye out, find something a little softer for me, could you?

How is this:

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by dethfromabuv

weasuls you're a lucky man

You're right, got one just like splatter, does all the outdoor stuff, except for hunting, buys me guns, motorcycles, and is hotter than burnin' toast. If I could post a pic I would.

Diane Lane is ALL that!

Bart while i appulad her for her efforts to unmask ex hub Kenney Chesney (the rainbow midget cowboy)you need glasses or a trip to the Grove during football season a ride down sorioty row in Tuscaloosa or a visit to Jacksonville during the world's largest outdoor cocktail party tween steelheads gators and those Jawjuh Dawgs.

Hottest Chick on THE planet? I don't know, but here are a few that would melt my heart, and could have their way with me....

[Linked Image]

or lastly:

[Linked Image]

lastly (once more) :

[Linked Image]

No big name stars.. but definitely some attractive young ladies..

If I could have a harem of three, these would be my picks..

jessica alba has herpes??

never mind, google is a wonderful thing. f'n jeter!

my new fav is eliza dushku, bow hunts elk!

well all of the wife and daughter pic's here confirm what I have always thought.....country girls are the best!

I never thought waders could look hot,but now I have to get a pair for my wife.

for a group accused of clinging to gun's and religion,I think we're clinging to something else,our pretty ladies.

Originally Posted by splattermatic

here's my vote for the hottest chick on the planet...
my wife of 12 years.
[Linked Image]

we met fishing !

she likes the outdoors, but doesn't do the hunting thing ....

and yes the poodles go, and they swim !
cept one that's a cripple, he get's to ride in the waders while the others paddle...

we're going on a cruise in april, and are going to renew our vows in jamaica....

That's cool. My wife likes to go flyfishing, too. I showed this to her and said you've got the right idea for the Topic!
All the best on your trip.

Originally Posted by WheelchairBandit

The hot chick that can kick your ass,Gina Carano.

[Linked Image]

WB.

Yea!!!

Gina is a hottie and she'd kick your asz!! Smokin! Killer smile. Her fights are my favorite!

Originally Posted by BMT

How is this:

[Linked Image]

OH MY!!!!

Originally Posted by tzone

Originally Posted by BMT

How is this:

[Linked Image]

OH MY!!!!

I've been looking everywhere for those wrist bands!!

Just watched a video of her....She hot and she's BAD AZZ.

She kicked some Tai chicks but.

Rob

Originally Posted by BrocksDad

Just watched a video of her....She hot and she's BAD AZZ.

She kicked some Tai chicks but.

Rob

I just watched the same video. To "Bad Reputation," right?

Yep,

Check out You Tube vids!! Her fights are usually the best shown any nights she's on a Card!!

Check out this You tube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dowch1fiOk

BMT

Originally Posted by northern_dave

Originally Posted by tzone

Originally Posted by BMT

How is this:

[Linked Image]

OH MY!!!!

I've been looking everywhere for those wrist bands!!

Need better quality pix.. I think I see a pimple but I wanna make sure..

I agree with Bart I really like RZ. She was really hot in that boxing movie that was in.

ok you like eliza dushku the female bowhunter how about GEENA DAVIS an olympic archer.Sorry couldn't find any pics with a bow other then tiny ones from newspapers

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by BMT

Originally Posted by Skunk

Read the entire thread - God. I'm surprised no one posted a picture of Monika Lewinsky.

Here you go!

[Linked Image]

BMT

What is that stain on her dress?

Originally Posted by bcp

Now I know what I have been missing all of my life. If this lady's smile is anything like the rest she is one hot chick. I wish she had a single twin sister.

Yes. She sure is something else.

Originally Posted by RexM

Now I know what I have been missing all of my life. If this lady's smile is anything like the rest she is one hot chick. I wish she had a single twin sister.

I was going to add these to the cabin fever thread ,
But I'm seriously thinking about taking up archery

She's positively a miracle of nature.

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

She's positively a miracle of nature.

And maybe some man made miracle too

My wife is hotter than Rene' Zellweger

buster that ain't saying much.i'm sure your wife is alot hotter

Originally Posted by Grogel_Deluxe

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

She's positively a miracle of nature.

And maybe some man made miracle too

She'll never need a life preserver...

Originally Posted by RexM

For some reason I don't seem to get tired of seeing that picture and the only silicone I like is the kind that's around a sink.

Here she is with our niece. She'll kill me if she finds out I posted this:
[Linked Image]

She probably needed something to help her with her form......

WB.

Buster,
Yes,your wife is about 20 times hotter than Rene Z.,and without a $5k makeup job.

You're a lucky man!

WB.

buster you are correct she is hotter.You and alot of other members have hot wifes.She shouldn't get mad that is a nice pic

that pic was taken 5 years ago. It is my favorite pic of her. You can tell she loves babies.

i would post a pic of my ex but the only pics are from regular pictures before i got digital camera

Originally Posted by Buster

that pic was taken 5 years ago. It is my favorite pic of her. You can tell she loves babies.

If she has a sister that loves babies, I love babies too.

Originally Posted by Buster

Here she is with our niece. She'll kill me if she finds out I posted this:
[Linked Image]

Buster,

Your wife is an extremely pretty woman. Love the baby.

Jim

Originally Posted by M1894

Originally Posted by RexM

Now I know what I have been missing all of my life. If this lady's smile is anything like the rest she is one hot chick. I wish she had a single twin sister.

I was going to add these to the cabin fever thread ,
But I'm seriously thinking about taking up archery

I wonder if she ever gets tired of guys with cameras saying "Can you do that thing with your boobs and the bow?"

My almost 40 year old wife. She smiles from sunrise to sunset and doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Wouldn't trade her in for all the runway models in the world.

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by rrroae

My almost 40 year old wife. She smiles from sunrise to sunset and doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Wouldn't trade her in for all the runway models in the world.

[Linked Image]

She's a knock out, for sure. No wonder you cancelled the hunt. Now I understand.

lol

Thanks bud.

Originally Posted by rrroae

lol

Thanks bud.

Ever snap any deer on your tree cam this year?

Here's a couple of shooters. Not bad for Pa bucks. All are still running around as far as I know.

[Linked Image]

Awesome.

Yikes rrroae!!! Rosie O'Donnell wasn't suppose to turn up on this thread.

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by rrroae

My almost 40 year old wife. She smiles from sunrise to sunset and doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Wouldn't trade her in for all the runway models in the world.

[Linked Image]

You are truly blessed, Sir. My compliments.

Thanks RickyD.

Skunk, I figure that buck would only field dress at around 220 so he's not really in Rosie's category.

This is my Daughter, just hanging out with Dad.

We had alot of fun this day.

[Linked Image]

She is the best.

Hammer, you've got a pretty daughter with a wonderful smile but you really need to teach her about camo.lol

She's a cutie with a real sweet smile. Looks like Dad and Mom done good!

Originally Posted by rrroae

My almost 40 year old wife. She smiles from sunrise to sunset and doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Wouldn't trade her in for all the runway models in the world.

[Linked Image]

Nicely said rr... I feel the same way about my forty eight year old wife.

All you fellas that have posted pics of your wives and daughters on this thread are the luckiest guys on Terra. Please accept congratulations from a cynical old bastard for a race well run.

That is, Her camo.

She dose have some good hunting camo.

Thanks for the nice words

Originally Posted by Brad

Nicely said rr... I feel the same way about my forty eight year old wife.

I love hearing that Brad. Sometimes I feel guilty for being so lucky when I hear all the marriage horror stories.

Guess we just have to count our blessings.

Originally Posted by Hammerdown

That is, Her camo.

lol

Hey man, you've got her out hunting and grinning from ear to ear. If wearing pink to hunt or shoot is the worst thing you got on her, you've done very, very well.

rr, my 24th wedding anniversary will be coming up this summer... I can honestly say I love my wife more now than I did then.

I'm with you in counting blessings... thanks for the reminder!

Originally Posted by rrroae

Originally Posted by Brad

Nicely said rr... I feel the same way about my forty eight year old wife.

I love hearing that Brad. Sometimes I feel guilty for being so lucky when I hear all the marriage horror stories.

Guess we just have to count our blessings.

I'm in the same boat. My wife is fifty-two. We have been married for thirty years. She is Great!

Hammer, congrats on a beautiful daughter!

*clink*

Originally Posted by Hammerdown

I'm in the same boat. My wife is fifty-two. We have been married for thirty years. She is Great!

Posting at the same time... seeing your daughters countenance, it's no surprise mom and dad are still together and still in love... healthy parents usually show up in the kids!

Originally Posted by Hammerdown

I'm in the same boat. My wife is fifty-two. We have been married for thirty years. She is Great!

Another *clink*.

Thanks, she is a hassle free person. She is in college again. Career change. This Thursday is her birthday. She will be twenty six.

THIS THREAD CANNOT DIE!!!

BMT

PRAISE THE LORDS GENEROSITY !

[img][IMG]http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x106/mrchevy12/salma-hayek.jpg[/img][/img] [Linked Image]

[img]http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x106/mrchevy12/untitled-3.jpg[/img]

YUMM . . .

[Linked Image]

BMT

Salma - ay Dios mio!

Now you're talking. I admire the dedication it takes to get one of those .02% adiposity bodies of some of these young ladies, but there is a lot to be said for a more "traditional" hourglass figure.

Always good to have a little cushion for the pushin'!

OOOffff. That last one is something else.

Salma WILL ALWAYS BE A HOTTIE

I like them taller.

Did I mention Diane Lane?

[Linked Image]

She's definately a "Golden Globes" winner!

I'm with you Jim!

Let's hear it for women with curves and not bodies like a muscular 14 year old boy with plastic boobies grafted on and veins popping out of their muscular forearms. <shudder>

Here is another Salma Hayek photo for you from the movie Dusk to Dawn.

I could live without the snake though -- but I have to admit it took a while to notice the "feather boa" I thought was there, was not, in fact, made from feathers!

I do think it is a boa, however. What say you, Rattler?

[Linked Image]

John

Originally Posted by Hammerdown

This is my Daughter, just hanging out with Dad.

We had alot of fun this day.

[Linked Image]

She is the best.

She is a very pretty young Lady. Now.....if only she liked pink.

Jim

Originally Posted by jpb

I'm with you Jim!

Let's hear it for women with curves and not bodies like a muscular 14 year old boy with plastic boobies grafted on and veins popping out of their muscular forearms.

Duuuuuuuuude.

I love fit women--can't stand the bony things they call models now.

Here is a true athlete--Alicia Sacramone--Age 20, Brown University Student and Olympian.

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Originally Posted by jpb

I do think it is a boa, however. What say you, Rattler?

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John

theres a snake in the photo?

took a fourth look and finally saw it, its a burmese python

Originally Posted by BMT

Originally Posted by jpb

I'm with you Jim!

Let's hear it for women with curves and not bodies like a muscular 14 year old boy with plastic boobies grafted on and veins popping out of their muscular forearms.

Duuuuuuuuude.

I love fit women--can't stand the bony things they call models now.

Here is a true athlete--Alicia Sacramone--Age 20, Brown University Student and Olympian.

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alicia was my pic for hottest olympian this past olympics

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Originally Posted by David_Walter

I like them taller.

Did I mention Diane Lane?

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Duane Lane has benn a hottie since she first appeared in "Lonesome Dove".

Doc

Originally Posted by tbear99

Alicia was my pic for hottest Olympian this past Olympics

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Very nice.

BMT

Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho

Salma - ay Dios mio!

Now you're talking. I admire the dedication it takes to get one of those .02% adiposity bodies of some of these young ladies, but there is a lot to be said for a more "traditional" hourglass figure.

Always good to have a little cushion for the pushin'!

As long as she keeps getting her breasts enlarged to keep up with the Spanish curse, it will likely look good...to a point.

Originally Posted by tbear99

Charlize Theron in every day life

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Looks like about a perfect 36 to me. 36-36-36. Built like a barrel. I would imagine her acclaim is related to the fact she is presented as being a easy, dope smoking, slut.

Am I missing something here?

I don't blame Bart for kicking her out of bed, I wouldn't let the bich in my house.

She actually can act.

BMT

Originally Posted by BMT

She actually can act.

BMT

Your point?

This is a hot chicks thread, which she don't fit in any way.

So Salma won?

Originally Posted by kciH

Originally Posted by tbear99

Charlize Theron in every day life

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I don't blame Bart for kicking her out of bed, I wouldn't let the bich in my house.

Dude....She'd get it on the floor.....

Originally Posted by David_Walter

I like them taller.

OK:

Try this . . . .

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BMT

For Steelhead:

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BMT

Originally Posted by Doctor_Encore

Duane Lane has benn a hottie since she first appeared in "Lonesome Dove".

Doc

lol

I've watched Lonesome Dove probably 30 times and I never knew that was Dianne Lane.

I first noticed Diane Lane in "The Outsiders" got to see the movie in English class at school.

Jill Wagner

Originally Posted by amax155

I first noticed Diane Lane in "The Outsiders" got to see the movie in English class at school.

Then there was Streets of Fire.

Originally Posted by David_Walter

I like them taller.

Tall enough ?

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Originally Posted by RexM

Now I know what I have been missing all of my life. If this lady's smile is anything like the rest she is one hot chick. I wish she had a single twin sister.

I was going to add these to the cabin fever thread ,
But I'm seriously thinking about taking up archery

That last one did it: I am going to sell my Kimber silhouette rifle and get a bow for 3D shooting. Archers sure have an appreciation for the beauty of dynamic curvature.

....Tha Salma sure looks like a breeder. I vote for Jamie Eason for sport.

DILLON always has some hot models

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Originally Posted by kciH

Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho

Salma - ay Dios mio!

Now you're talking. I admire the dedication it takes to get one of those .02% adiposity bodies of some of these young ladies, but there is a lot to be said for a more "traditional" hourglass figure.

Always good to have a little cushion for the pushin'!

As long as she keeps getting her breasts enlarged to keep up with the Spanish curse, it will likely look good...to a point.

I find it interesting that some of the same folks oohing and ahhing over her were posting on the Anti-Mexican threads a while back.

She might speak spanish but she is of Lebanese descent.

...Salma entered our country legaly, that might be the difference.

Lets just put a touch of class back in this......

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Pat

This is the one you're all looking for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMdiRkiYREU

Steve

I have had a bottle talk to me once (OK more than once) in my past, and most of them looked ALOT like her!
I much prefer the new woman in my bottle...

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Just a touch more class in this post....

Pat

I'll vote for her for as long as her pic is here....

I've no pic, but I can recall the days of Cory Everson...grin

Dober

Originally Posted by texasbatman

Originally Posted by Hammerdown

This is my Daughter, just hanging out with Dad.

We had alot of fun this day.

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She is the best.

She is a very pretty young Lady. Now.....if only she liked pink.

Jim

Thanks Jim, my Daughter said," Dad they didn't say anything about the guns I was holding". I had to respond and tell you all this. I think she might be, part gun looney. <g>

Originally Posted by HawkI

I'll vote for her for as long as her pic is here....

That didn't take too long to disappear. Must have been the nipple.

Here ya go, Pat...

Makin' Whoopee

Be sure to watch in HD.

http://mielofon.com/sportswoman/cory_everson/9.shtml

You want Cory Everson, all you had to do is ask.

Originally Posted by RexM

Prettiest, ugh, legs.

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Obviously, the fence controller is turned off! Things could get real perky, real quick!
I'll put in another vote for Cory, especially after her contest days when she carried less mass. Never could act, though!
1D

Here's some more Cory, boring exercise video, but not too shabby for a woman in her mid 40's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TamCi1AFTDA
1D

Too much paint on that fence.

When it comes to make up, less is more better.

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the Spanish curse

Elsewhere I've used the term TRA which is more inclusive, it covers the syndrome for all buxom types prone to future expansion.

Originally Posted by RexM

Prettiest, ugh, legs.

Originally Posted by David_Walter

Too much paint on that fence.

Fence?

fence, face, whatever.

that thing on top of the good parts.....

My vote is for the well "blessed" girl shooting the compound bow!
I wish I knew here he found those photos online!
AMRA

Guys and Gals:

I'd like to remind you all again that this is a family site. While there is a sliding scale of what's appropriate and what's not on such a forum, and while good folks may disagree on where to draw the line, at the end of the day, it's up to me and a couple of consigliere to decide when the line has been crossed.

Bottom line, nudity ain't gonna fly, and even dressed girls in overly provocative poses (a blue-panted chick in full spread-eagle mode comes to mind) ain't gonna fly either.

There are always some who want to continue to push the envelope toward the risque, and as so much nudity/soft porn/XXX is just a click away on the Internet, be clear on the fact that I'm not going to let anything much beyond what's already posted stand. As it is, some probably ought to come down.

It's probably time to think about putting up whatever pics you feel you must and let this thread die a noble death, before I swap out a pic of Rosie O'Donnell and Hillary Clinton french kissing for every single image on the thread.

Or, I could bring out Sysop.

Seriously, if this keeps up it can only end one way. Maybe we should quit while we're ahead???

rb

Don't forget Samantha Power in your love triangle.

Originally Posted by Jed 1899

Don't forget Samantha Power in your love triangle.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BMT

and Janet Reno......

Great, now I have to bleach my eyeballs.

BMT

Well...couldn't let this thread go away without a pic of Jessica Biel.

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Wife. Good excuse to track progress in this thread. "Just making sure your pics posted, dear!"

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Originally Posted by Steve of AR

Wife. Good excuse to track progress in this thread. "Just making sure your pics posted, dear!"

This is my first post to this thread.

I think my wife is the hottest chick on the planet. I speak only of what I know. All else is speculation, "bearing false witness" if you prefer that language and context.

Rick Bin: I agree with you. Beautiful women are like beautiful flowers. I appreciate them as proof of God's ability to produce masterpieces, but I do not pick them unless they are in my garden. I really do not need anymore temptation.

-Joe

my final post to this thread as steve you are a lucky man you like many other members have hot wifes.

As a final statement the fire girls and wifes easily hands down win the title

I think this would be considered borderline...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYNTpg_BjcU

Originally Posted by Bocefish

Well...couldn't let this thread go away without a pic of Jessica Biel.

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like, finally...!

BTT

This thread has over 20000 views, that's more than the number of members. Some peeps have been coming back.

I just found this thread. So I'll make up for lost time.

It's totally unbelievable that it took till the 17th page for a Jessica Alba photo to show up. She makes RZ look like a man.

Jessica Simpson took till the 27th?

Yes, Sophie Marceau is a legitimate contender for hottest on the planet.

It took till the 62nd page for Jessica Beil to show up!! That's totally outrageous. Even worse is that no one posted a pic of Denise Richards.

Forced to choose? I'll go with Jessica Beil.

Originally Posted by TTS_in_PA

I just found this thread. So I'll make up for lost time.

It's totally unbelievable that it took till the 17th page for a Jessica Alba photo to show up. She makes RZ look like a man.

Jessica Simpson took till the 27th?

Yes, Sophie Marceau is a legitimate contender for hottest on the planet.

It took till the 62nd page for Jessica Beil to show up!! That's totally outrageous. Even worse is that no one posted a pic of Denise Richards.

Forced to choose? I'll go with Jessica Beil.

Go to "My Stuff", select "Preferences", type in 999 under "Posts per Page".

Your problem is fixed.

This thread can't die! So far my vote goes to the Doritos girl.

Hang in there and I will locate some photos of my lady - they're non-digital, so I'll have to scan them first. Worth wating for - stay tuned.

I don't have a scanner but I would like to put my wife in from 1982. For those who like tall slim blonds you'll have to use your imagination. kwg

Originally Posted by RickBin

Guys and Gals:

I'd like to remind you all again that this is a family site. While there is a sliding scale of what's appropriate and what's not on such a forum, and while good folks may disagree on where to draw the line, at the end of the day, it's up to me and a couple of consigliere to decide when the line has been crossed.

Bottom line, nudity ain't gonna fly, and even dressed girls in overly provocative poses (a blue-panted chick in full spread-eagle mode comes to mind) ain't gonna fly either.

There are always some who want to continue to push the envelope toward the risque, and as so much nudity/soft porn/XXX is just a click away on the Internet, be clear on the fact that I'm not going to let anything much beyond what's already posted stand. As it is, some probably ought to come down.

It's probably time to think about putting up whatever pics you feel you must and let this thread die a noble death, before I swap out a pic of Rosie O'Donnell and Hillary Clinton french kissing for every single image on the thread.

Or, I could bring out Sysop.

Seriously, if this keeps up it can only end one way. Maybe we should quit while we're ahead???

rb

you clowns really want to push this?

Will this be the end? If it is, I submit Michelle Yeoh. Beautiful, talented, able to kick the azz of any five members here. What's not to like?

http://images.google.com/images?hl=...e_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title

And hot enough to be a Bond girl.

Scanned but am having trouble uploading to Photobucket. Maybe there's a curse on me, 'cause I'd be cut off for at least a month if she knew I was posting her pictures. I'll try later from another computer.

Originally Posted by John_G

Scanned but am having trouble uploading to Photobucket. Maybe there's a curse on me, 'cause I'd be cut off for at least a month if she knew I was posting her pictures. I'll try later from another computer.

I know what you are talking about. My wife was none too pleased about the pic I chose to post. I think she would have ben happier if I had used one of her in a bikini.

I'm done have fun...

Okay, I think I've got it. These images are scanned so the quality isn't too good, but she's the real deal. I'm gonna feed you guys one at a time, 'cause I don't want you to get overwhelmed. Hope it works - this is us in Mexico last year on New Year's:

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These three gifts are more precious to me than anything else in the world.

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Hey John G, did you know that some old guy is trying to put the moves on your pretty young wife?

Yeah . . . sneaky old bugger, isn't he?

I've dug this chick since I was a teenager, a few here probably know exactly who she is too.

Who is that? Movie star or something?

I like Ms.Canyon too...

I fuggin knew it!

I don't know what the front looks like, but I could look at her going all day long.

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Just got back in touch, Wow she looks good!
Unfortunately he just ruins the whole scene... That jackass could not play the piano sober on a good day, let alone with HER on top!

Pat