Hook up with a hottie with a life sentence, once a month conjual visits.



http://www.conjugalharmony.com/

SHEESH!

Perfect! Wonder if they cater to Mormon's.

Barak will be along shortly, to remind us how much more worthy and valuable she is (and those like her) than those in uniform serving this nation..................

Some of those are hilarious

Hobbies and Interests: I like reading and not getting beat up. I spend all my time doing those two things.

Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.

Heck, doesn't sound much better than some of the other dating websites out there!

Brandy is kinda hot, once a month visits, no strings as these chicks all have life rides.
Probably go for a lawyer type, free legal and all.

This is wrong on so many levels . . . . .

Like, if you can't trust her with knives or open flame, then she can't cook for you . . .

BMT

As long as she can heat up a sausage, she qualifies as a cook

She looks good too.




Plus she's in Mississippi. Convienient for some.

Damn, way to put it into perspective, BMT!

"Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I�m done for life."

Dang.

Someone's gotta try.....................


Fisty

Convictions: Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again. Only takes three for life and threes a crowd.

Where's Bart...........

Its all about priorities . . . . .

BMT

Remind me not to be nice to you either.

I think el Barto would like this one...

Name: Brass1s

Age: 28

State: California

Hobbies and Interests: Hot dog night is pretty much all I have to look forward to anymore. I also made a special waist band device for

the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don�t let that.

Convictions: Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times. Manslaughter a couple times too and one they said was murder.

What?

Obviously not a Jack Mormon.......................

Sometimes you guys scare me.

Nope he's too busy drinking your beer

The majority of voters in the last Presidential election scare me.

I think we've just been complimented ....................

(my personal fav. woopsie)

Convictions: Really it was just arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one. Not very fair to me!!

(this is even better: )

Why I Deserve Another Chance: I been studying accounting so I could help you figure out your finances and show you how to make more money than you thought was legal. You probably got ways to hide cash you never knew about and clients you can double bill without anybody finding out and if you marry me I�ll make you rich as hell.

That's why you have to bring two of them along.

Well, maybe not, than you have what, 8 or 10 wives to deal with if something goes amiss??

I knew you'd be all over this one. heheheh

Cole, I couldn't resist!

Bring the whole klan.What the heck.

Hilarious! Love the shout out to Blago at the bottom.. Obviously not a real site..

I'm not a lawyer, but I play one in the woman's prison!

a monthly date and never have to bring her home.What a deal

Hilarious website.

Too good to be true though. Alas!

So that's how Bob does it!

It would be about the only sure bet he's ever had!

Ya know, a guy who used to cut my hair was dating a stripper. I met her a couple times and thought she was actually a pretty nice girl, just a "few family & self esteem issues". They broke up, and I thought about dating her. I realized she would be a nightmare, and I would deserve every bit of it.

As far as this chick:

"Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash."

Once a month visits and if you're lucky you get to take all your parts with you when you leave.

DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!

maddog

Hard to believe this is for real! WOW... Some real winners in there. If you read their "FAQs" they're hilarious. Folks like this make me feel read good about myself!

to bad i'm already married

Do you really have to marry one? Wouldn't be a bad gig if ya could just run by for a monthly poke...

Sad commentary on our society...

Penny

Barak won't be along to say anything, because he doesn't have time to waste responding to lies like that...

Penny

penny,

r u married?

Quite securely so, yes; thank you very much.

I can't imagine driving to a prison for a once a month visit such as this......One word sums it up...Desperate !

Oh the temptation is fierce with this one and convenient. Whats not to like. Nothing could possibly be wrong with this.

They would have better luck if they had some kind of promotional offer. Like maybe offering a coupon for $5.00 off your next shot of Penicillin.

can you marry more than one ? 6 would give you one a week.

Ok, here is how it works. Visitation restriction is a part of most disciplinary grids. If the woman is in segregation status she may not have visits, of any kind, for months.

Now, what do you think she's going to do if you don't send her the funds she wants, right, cut you off. In that she is provided for by the state she only needs one stupid sugar daddy.

I think women, who marry inmates with life sentences, do that so they can say they are married, for some sense of satisfaction. I think that deep down most want the guy locked up.

Most guys that marry these women with life bits are just doing it for a shot of tail, and, like the women, have zero self esteem. I see this kind of thing as legal prostitution. I don't think any inmate should be allowed to marry while in prison.

HERE'S A LEGAL QUESTION.

Ohio law provides as cause for a divorce that the person is incarcerated. What if that person is incarcerated when the marriage occurs? Wouldn't that factor loose legal standing? And how does community property work in such a situation?

so? what's your point?


got to meet this little slip of a thing here recently that just got outa the joint.

Her crime, they'd busted her boyfriend cooking meth and he was inside, so little miss sweet thang got herself a loader ran through both fences and knocked a hole in the wall with the loader so BF could escape


didn't work out so well



but you gotta love a woman that's devoted to her man, well someone does, I don't have to, but she was cute and petite,

I wonder if you get to handcuff her to the bed post?

TFF

All those women were on the loose at one time. You might have married one of them.

I tell ya, I dated a gal in prison once. Those conjugal visits are hard on a guy. Like going 12 rounds with a caged tiger.
I'd have to beg the guards to put the bitch back in solitary.

Reading the thread title, I figured Dudettejcb's pop was trying to marry her off.