So how about it, what would you like to see in the first episode and so on?

I'm thinking the first one would involve Northern Dave trampling around in the woods and not shooting anything, only to find out the reason is that some other member (who will remain nameless) rode his four wheeler nekkid in the killing fields with pics caught on his trail camera.

Or perhaps Ingwe and a few of the members in the "Clan of the Turdlike people" dink hunting?

Any other ideas for a thrilling episode(s)?

Ask Steelhead section on dating advice.

That, would be pay-per-view and age restricted, easily.

Or perhaps Stick showing everyone how to break in a barrel?

I think Camp ChickenBuck would make a GREAT series.
Much better that Sarah's Alaska.

I'd sit on the sofa with my knife gun to watch!

Ask Isaac football advice..

No wait...no one would tune in..

Except to use it as a " contra-indicator"..

Insults from WY/FL with Frammis/Olddouche/Bosslady and whoever it is now.

How about a "Real-life" episode with Bristoe, barak, TRH and VA in the same house.

There couldnt be any guns in the house....

Toss a bottle to boozer, shoot the dog, and watch out for the helmet-wearer.

Easy....

Oh, so NOW you want to make it sporty, huh?

Fine, toss a bottle and a bloody porkchop to the boozer....

Win/win.

Why not to bed your rifle with Swampman and current Core-Lokt rebate tracker.

I heard he's got a video series that rivals Larry Potterfield.

Ive seen pics, probably gonna have trouble finding a girl.

How 'bout an episode of John Burns physically beating the [bleep] out of Big Stick because he lost the LR shoot against him???

I'm afraid there might be a double entendre with Swampy and " bedding a rifle"....

Monologue buy T LEE, skits by Les, drub-a-lib by Steve NO, "cross" the border, and Here's How it Really Works by stx.

I think I'd pay money to see just about anyone try to physically beat the [bleep] out of 'Stick.

Am thinking ol' boy can take care of himself rather well, though it'd be worth watching the carnage.

Swampy can also do "how to make friends on the campfire".

Sniper thread with all the wimmin would be a nice debut....


maddog

Old Douche could have a show on salesmanship and give pointers on how to sell a rifle and ship it 6 months later.......

Focus your scope with E

How about one starring Lee24 called, "How to Pretend to Know Everything While Knowing Nothing." or "I Invented Everything."

That could rival Comedy Central

Oh man, LMAO.

..... have to have hound girl running across the screen very other episode ..... (grin).

Probably have a segment on fishing, hosted by Stick, on how to set the hook and play the "sucker". Steve

The John Burns/Big Stick Rifle Match , Winnie1300 shows up & beats both of them


Mike

Man .... to be the one involve in the cooking segment!

Kimber's suck episode would be interesting.

Episodes I don't want to see:

Insult a Cop, (by whoever that was).

I'm new here - maybe.

Wet thy self (I'll not print that name).

Fishing show: " Trolling with Swampy & Old Douche"

How about The Mazer hour

How to break down an airsoft gun while wearing a diaper.

Added the good part for ya. Still makes me mad!

A How to on Tree Spiking with yours truly, Jeff O would be a hit I'm sure.

Or The Science behind Overpenetration hosted by Capt. Blue tape would provide hours of entertainment.

I'm sure Rick would have to dedicate a week to the PM whiners .........

Would rather see JeffO Spiking

Karnis,

I swear, the possibilities are endless. A 24 Hour Campfire TV show would be like SNL, Red Green, Meet the Press and I don't know what the heck else all combined.



How about an animated version with everybody's goofy avatars as characters?

".30-06 or .270?" would wear-out the bleeper.

Well then it would be top rated for sure.

How about Ingwe designing thongs for the ladies on the sniper rifles thread? Leopard print to start with.

I will write up a contract....pronto!

Why Nativebowhunter's wife won't give him any

Would maike for a good round table type discussion

Interpersonal Relationships Made Easy Hour hosted by BigStick


bound to be a big hit.

Avoid getting the gay while you're away segment. Northern Dave would DVR it

Eating the Earth with Gus

Which would include, ahem, snippets on how to use a razor and OJ. Just sayin......

It would be a 30 minute show about Leupold eye boxes!

"Do you want a fire ring or do you want me gone?" by NativeBowhunter

and

"PT Barnum ain't got nothing on me!" by JohnBurns

Shaving your butt hairs with Les...


"fear the monkey" collective campfire tips on avoiding the dreaded "baboon ass"

Orrrrrr..." The Striesand Chronicles" with ND....

"Chicks that bart thinks are hot."

Sheep Pen Adventures hosted by Ingwe

In 3D

Fixt it for ya!

Wide screen required

" Come Back to Me" with Crossfireoops..

Ask Bristoe, what a hoot that was, and would be again.

Ingwe hands out turds to be smoked in hell

In Search of the Montana Gayfly with Ingwe, MagMarc and Sam Olson

There went my coffee

"All Terrain Vehicles for Hunting"

Hosted by John Moses, showcasing the Hoveround (camo version).

You forgot to insert Graphic....

Co-hosted by Swampy...Sponsored by Golf Carts inc...

Wow, so that's a "gayfly"

ROR!!

Shure...act like you didnt already know......

Join us next time to he Marc yell "[bleep] moose in camp!"

Ingwe replies "Its [bleep] plural!"

"Ask the Experts" - Starring Douchequeensbeer.

You shoulda been there the night one stepped over the tent ropes....

Douchequeensbeer insults you from inside a dunk tank full of deer chit!

"know your 99's" by those guys down in the savage section.

....and fishin
http://alaskaslist.com/1/posts/10_Transportation/127_Motorhomes/39720_Ultimate_Alaskan_Camper.html

Proper hunting attire with Varmintguy and only the turdlike wear jeans.

Well, a funny thing did happen on the way to the forum.......

Only if it on a TV set and hosted by Jerry Springer.

I am thinking I would join ya on that Sean!

Now you've said too much!

Draw, Pilgrim!

Mooseterbaitng With MagMarc and Ingwe

Laugh In with Houndgirl as the Goldie Hahn bikini segment!

Dooooood!

He ain't right

Might have to bi-line that as "The 10 Knuckle Shuffle"

And of course, how to pick a proper humidor for those smoking wet ones.

Might hafta add " smoke a wet one" to my sigline....

The list of recipients just grew...

Just another thought for my monologue, Mako can be my "Ed McMahn"!

T LEE: Boy it was cold last night.

MAKO: How cold was it?

T LEE: It was Soooo cold, I saw Issac and Steve_NO with their hands in their OWN pockets (bada bing).

MAKO: Bwahahahahaha!

How to mount a scope by JeffO

Would I fit in around this place if I was Right?

The Texas Fashion Plate hosted by BrotherBart

Need a segment of Beat the Penguin with Isaac handicapping.

you mean How Not to Handicap Football games don't you?

How to pick an avatar with Brother Bart.

That goes without saying. Noobs would crash and burn, the rest of us would make out like robber bandits.

Why I love Brett and the Vikings by....

Redneck

You owe me a keyboard........

Your proclivities aside, that is a very well tied fly.

You might want to re-think that, considering its other meaning. Wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea.

Singing the University of Pittsburgh Alma Mater by RAS2 and Isaac.

"Best in the West World", hosted by Swampy and Burns.

IN THE WORLD!!!

ror!!

How sight in your .270 with a Huskemaw scope with Stick and Ingwe.

The 'Mole Troll', a reality show where you must follow clues to find the real identity of the new troll.

Kent

Swampy argues BC and Core-Lokts with Burns and Stick, arch rivals become a tag team. A script right out of the WWF

Pets on Parade, with Mr TLee...

Kent

You could have a segment where Jeff O does a review on something he's never seen or used..

Home improvement Network, with Travis and Dan... first episode, carpet cleaning...

Kent

Fridge girl and Porch girl mud wrestling.

Don't forget Jessica ..... laffin.

Rastus (Bricktop) on how to ship a gun and all the current gun laws.

Man this is good stuff. Air it on Comedy Central. Better than Babe Winkelman

"Hygiene in the Bush"

How to avoid Monkey Butt aka: Baboon Azz, hosted by Northern Dave.

sub-segment .... How to Apply lanolin, in it's natural form - straight from the sheep, hosted by Ingwe and demonstrated by Dan Adair.

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if there's episodes of Fridge girl, I'm buying a TV

LOL!










Sorry, Bart!

"Ask An Expert" hosted by Liar24.

I'm still waiting for
the Adventures of Chikenbuck
with Flyin Bear and Swamp squid!

How about a show on how to shave your "Butt Hair" with Les as the moderator or one on Northern Dave's how to tame the Monkey....

The first episode could be dedicated to
VAnimrod's recent problem with a retail shoe store.

Salesman: Thom McCann, West Town.

VAnimrod: Ah, yeah let me talk to the, uh, manager over 'ere.

Salesman: You got him.

VAnimrod: This the manager?

Salesman: Yes sir.

VAnimrod: Well listen I bought some damn boots over 'ere and the son of bitches got a little bit daimp and they folded up looks like a damn dogs� been eatin' on em.

Salesman: What kind of boots are they?

VAnimrod: They's supposed to be damn gooduns!

Salesman: (chuckles) Where did you buy em?

VAnimrod: I bought um over there at your damn store, Tom McKee-un.

Salesman: When did you buy them?

VAnimrod: Here while back, at's when!

Salesman: Well, you�ve got to be more specific than that.

VAnimrod: HUH! well, well I�s just, all I�s wantin' to do was to get this thing settled and have you'nz to give me some new ones.

Salesman: You did?

VAnimrod: Yeah.

Salesman: How did they get wet?

VAnimrod: Well G*d damn, water, 'course

Salesman: (chuckles again)

VAnimrod: HUH HUH HELL!........I�m hafta to have some new boots out of it though, I�ll tell you at right now

Salesman: Uh huh

..or somebody'll get their damned ass whupped over it.

Salesman: I see. I see. Well, I�ll tell you, it's a, it's a, what we normally do is the customer when they have a complaint they bring the shoe to the store and we look at the shoe, then we give them another pair of shoes. We are not used to people calling up and threatening us, we are used to the customer coming in here and bringing the shoes in here and we look at them, then we make the adjustment.

VAnimrod: Well, I don�t give a damn. You're going to hafta change, or somebody�s ass is going to get whupped, ...................HELLO?

Salesman: Yeah I�m here.

VAnimrod: Well,..............(I'm tard a talking to a chicken chit bastards) if a son of a bitch sells a pair of shoes he ought to back um up, is the way I look at it.

Salesman: We back them up, sir, all the way buddy, bring em in here.

VAnimrod: You going to give me some damn new ones?

Salesman: Well it they, if the, if the shoes are torn up, sure we will.

VAnimrod: Well I�ll tell ye, well they're tore up! There ain't no doubt about that! I�ve bought shoes long enough to know when a shoe's tore up. and uh...

Salesman: Well we�ll be happy to make 'em good.

VAnimrod: Well, I live all the way over on the other side of damn Knoxville, ....Maynardsville. I can�t be running in there for this, that or 'tother. Seems to me like it wouldn�t be too much damn trouble for you'nz to mail me a set.

Salesman: No sir we can�t do that.

VAnimrod: Can�t do what?

Salesman: We can�t mail you a pair unless, sir, we have the other pair of boots. You mail us your old boots we will mail you a pair.

VAnimrod: Well how longs that gonna be I�m gonna be runnin' around here barefooted?

Salesman: Sir, the only thing we can do is you bring the shoe to me and we�ll give you another pair.

VAnimrod: If I haft to come down there I�m bringing both my boys with me, and if my boys come, then somebody�s ass'll be whupped.

Salesman: Well what do you expect us to do?

VAnimrod: I expect you to stand there and get your ass whupped !

LMAO!!!

Accessorizing Your Crocs - Bart and Les

Only to be followed by Post Your LOAD! - Jeff_O

It's the Rainbow Hour....

Brother Dave should do a call in segment about Child Support.

Guarantee that would be the largest share....

Hard to tell if that would be drama or comedy.

Those that can read sign would rate it a comedy, those that can't - drama. Kills 2 birds with one stone. Probably satisfies the "educational content" requirements too.

'What not to wear'....

Starring Ingwe in a leopard thong.

Kent

MTV... hosted by Teal on friday nights...

Kent

"The In's and Out's of Shipping Firearms" by Bricktop...

"How to Use Pool Porn to Sell Stuff" By Clay.....

If these are repeats, I'm sorry!!!!! Laffin........


George

I think the first couple of episodes have already been produced:

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/4705819/The_Best_Rifle#Post4705819

see link in dvdgeorge post.

Yup. All the drama was comedy in and of itself.

My sides hurt from laughing so hard after reading this thread....

"When and Where",

Hosted by J Burns......

"How to pull the wool over the sheep's eyes",


Hosted by J. Burns.

Queer eye for a straight guy...

Starring anyone going to the Wy get together not from Wy or Montana.

Kent

I wanna see the episode where Greenhorn shows "How to kill giant bulls every year unguided with a $400 rifle, factory ammo and cheap beer".

Y'all ain't right...

Why the Lions are the greatest team in the NFL by Les, followed by how great the Aurburn Tigers are by 280rem.

Good to see you back on here Les!

I guess I could make some chili and help Ltpowell with the bbq pit and crawfish/crab boiling... All who get in the way will be pants'd...

Thanks, gonna try and not lose my cool, been a bit volatile as of late.

Ask swampman to bring current rifles..........does he really have any???

There would have to be the prerequisite episode - "Swampy shows how to file off a front sight"...

I've spent all last week and this week in Sexual Harrasement Abuse Reporting and Prevention class, 'bout ready to kill myself!

We need politics...

Maser announces his candidacy for President, and also introduces his running mate...

After members votes are counted,Winnie 1300 is hence banned from all food threads!!!

"How to shoot a bear with a good rub ....."

How about a reality show called "The Real Liberals of 24 Hour Campfire" hosted by JeffO? Or "In Search of" hosted by Gus?

Actually I'd like to see Captchee on a hunt with a flintlock. That I think would be great to see. A real traditional hunt.

Qtip
Soli Deo Gloria!

Dink Hunting 101 with Ingwe

EYE BOXES with Eremicus

"How to lose the National Championship with Southern charm" by our Alabama members

Red Dot sights are the bomb for bear hunting by Polska
or whoever he actually is.

When he starts posting that crap...there needs to be an intervention!

What? You chumps ain't got no taste...

Good Lord!!!! We don't want to see any Minnisota Cheer Leaders.....

Come on Arch... I like chicks that don't have "winterbush" all year long...

Ick!

Remake of "Up In Smoke" starring Gus...

Taste we have, it is vision that you are lacking!

John Moses could do a doggie fashion show featuring Buddy Moore and his rainbow colored sweater.


Clyde

Swampgas touting the virtue of blister packs!

A Remington tutorial...step by step guide to re-attaching your bolt with a good tac weld..by you guessed it, Swampman 700...

a step by step tutorial by TLee on how best to protect neotropical migratory songbirds from predation by feral cats (that'd be cat's off a leash).

Steve_No and Issac co-hosting a tv show on how best to defend the good, the bad and the innocent for both fun and profit. or, just profit.

Penguin describing the New Detroit City, as it transcends, miraculously into a farming and parks town, with deer hunting becoming an important part of the local economy.

John Moses demonstrates for the audience a post-modern hi-tech harvesting machine that converts backyard dead & dying trees into fuelwood with the click of an on-board mouse.

. . . . . . and then Gus eats the mouse, the pad and the fuelwood and posts on the 'fire about eating the earth.

That's as far as I got through your post.