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The 'Mole Troll', a reality show where you must follow clues to find the real identity of the new troll.
Kent
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Swampy argues BC and Core-Lokts with Burns and Stick, arch rivals become a tag team. A script right out of the WWF 
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Campfire Ranger
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Pets on Parade, with Mr TLee...
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Campfire Ranger
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You could have a segment where Jeff O does a review on something he's never seen or used..
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Campfire Ranger
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Home improvement Network, with Travis and Dan... first episode, carpet cleaning...
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Tracker
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Fridge girl and Porch girl mud wrestling.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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Campfire Tracker
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Don't forget Jessica ..... laffin.
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other the person to die ......
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
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Rastus (Bricktop) on how to ship a gun and all the current gun laws.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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Man this is good stuff. Air it on Comedy Central. Better than Babe Winkelman
"That's what happens when your leaders stop being an American and start being a politician." George S. Patton What would Yoda do...your ass kick it he would. ![[Linked Image]](http://i553.photobucket.com/albums/jj387/HorenSehenLeben/Icons/thcanyourun.jpg)
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Campfire Ranger
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"Hygiene in the Bush"
How to avoid Monkey Butt aka: Baboon Azz, hosted by Northern Dave.
sub-segment .... How to Apply lanolin, in it's natural form - straight from the sheep, hosted by Ingwe and demonstrated by Dan Adair.
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Campfire Tracker
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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if there's episodes of Fridge girl, I'm buying a TV
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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"Chicks that bart thinks are hot."
LOL! Sorry, Bart!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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"Ask An Expert" hosted by Liar24.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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I'm still waiting for
the Adventures of Chikenbuck
with Flyin Bear and Swamp squid!
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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How about a show on how to shave your "Butt Hair" with Les as the moderator or one on Northern Dave's how to tame the Monkey....
de 73's Archie - W7ACT ![[Linked Image]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/s180x540/532227_701629896563809_1743684631_n.jpg)
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Campfire Oracle
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The first episode could be dedicated to
VAnimrod's recent problem with a retail shoe store.
Salesman: Thom McCann, West Town.
VAnimrod: Ah, yeah let me talk to the, uh, manager over 'ere.
Salesman: You got him.
VAnimrod: This the manager?
Salesman: Yes sir.
VAnimrod: Well listen I bought some damn boots over 'ere and the son of bitches got a little bit daimp and they folded up looks like a damn dogs� been eatin' on em.
Salesman: What kind of boots are they?
VAnimrod: They's supposed to be damn gooduns!
Salesman: (chuckles) Where did you buy em?
VAnimrod: I bought um over there at your damn store, Tom McKee-un.
Salesman: When did you buy them?
VAnimrod: Here while back, at's when!
Salesman: Well, you�ve got to be more specific than that.
VAnimrod: HUH! well, well I�s just, all I�s wantin' to do was to get this thing settled and have you'nz to give me some new ones.
Salesman: You did?
VAnimrod: Yeah.
Salesman: How did they get wet?
VAnimrod: Well G*d damn, water, 'course
Salesman: (chuckles again)
VAnimrod: HUH HUH HELL!........I�m hafta to have some new boots out of it though, I�ll tell you at right now
Salesman: Uh huh
..or somebody'll get their damned ass whupped over it.
Salesman: I see. I see. Well, I�ll tell you, it's a, it's a, what we normally do is the customer when they have a complaint they bring the shoe to the store and we look at the shoe, then we give them another pair of shoes. We are not used to people calling up and threatening us, we are used to the customer coming in here and bringing the shoes in here and we look at them, then we make the adjustment.
VAnimrod: Well, I don�t give a damn. You're going to hafta change, or somebody�s ass is going to get whupped, ...................HELLO?
Salesman: Yeah I�m here.
VAnimrod: Well,..............(I'm tard a talking to a chicken chit bastards) if a son of a bitch sells a pair of shoes he ought to back um up, is the way I look at it.
Salesman: We back them up, sir, all the way buddy, bring em in here.
VAnimrod: You going to give me some damn new ones?
Salesman: Well it they, if the, if the shoes are torn up, sure we will.
VAnimrod: Well I�ll tell ye, well they're tore up! There ain't no doubt about that! I�ve bought shoes long enough to know when a shoe's tore up. and uh...
Salesman: Well we�ll be happy to make 'em good.
VAnimrod: Well, I live all the way over on the other side of damn Knoxville, ....Maynardsville. I can�t be running in there for this, that or 'tother. Seems to me like it wouldn�t be too much damn trouble for you'nz to mail me a set.
Salesman: No sir we can�t do that.
VAnimrod: Can�t do what?
Salesman: We can�t mail you a pair unless, sir, we have the other pair of boots. You mail us your old boots we will mail you a pair.
VAnimrod: Well how longs that gonna be I�m gonna be runnin' around here barefooted?
Salesman: Sir, the only thing we can do is you bring the shoe to me and we�ll give you another pair.
VAnimrod: If I haft to come down there I�m bringing both my boys with me, and if my boys come, then somebody�s ass'll be whupped.
Salesman: Well what do you expect us to do?
VAnimrod: I expect you to stand there and get your ass whupped !
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LMAO!!!
"That's what happens when your leaders stop being an American and start being a politician." George S. Patton What would Yoda do...your ass kick it he would.
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Accessorizing Your Crocs - Bart and Les
Only to be followed by Post Your LOAD! - Jeff_O
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