Groan.

that Ms. Zellwigger? It sorta looks like her.

Another bad dream?

Gentlemen.... Behold true beauty... Jealousy will get you nowhere...

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.


R.

Someone obviously got the title wrong on this thread! I don't see a hot babe anywhere!

I think it's good that Bart keeps his love interests to a level of attainability

I just woke up ... and I gotta see that?

Who am I kidding?

At my age ... she's BEAUTIFUL !!!

She always looks like she is smelling something???

Some folks say that reality sucks.....



I could sure go for some of that reality.

A professional makeup artist can only do so much.

Fish Taco?

R.

Proof... love is blind.

Without her red carpet make-up:

That would be enough to make Kenny Chesney gay!

I don't like to call out the moderators, but one of them needs to step up!

she is a great actress, that I grant you...

personally I think if you're going to have a fantasy chick, go for the gusto...



:grin

Now Nicole Kidman on the other hand!

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I thought you were into chicks?

Well....Okay now.

Look, a real life Cabbage Patch Doll!

This what you were trying to post?

Just my opinion, but this is slightly hotter than Renee' (the message she's holding whited out for cleanliness purposes.....

Zellweger.She look's like she just got done sucking on a lemon.

Uh fart perhaps?

When it comes to Renee - if I had to - Yep I'd take one for the team.

At my age - I just ain't as picky as I used to be.

If any of you guys have the chance and then get skeert of Renee - just call fish head - I'll stunt double for ya.

There's gotto be some kind of physical attraction there. Other than money, renee's a skank...

I've had worse. Ever heard of beer goggles?


Jus sayin'.

Who is that guy?

When I see her, my mind remembers one of the lines from the character she played (very well BTW) in Cold Mountain...


"Here I am!"

Bud, I, of all people, knows what the phrase 'an azz for every seat' means. And I agree with it.. But seriously, dude, I find it hard to believe this is something you find desirable..


She reminds me of someone continuously sucking on a lemon..

she looks like the alum taster at the pickle-packing plant!

Sycamore

Beauty is just a light switch away.
My old platoon Sgt. used to say, "Marry an ugly woman, That way it won't hurt so bad if she ever leaves you!"
whelennut
I wonder what Katherine Zata Jones looks like without her makeup?

Don't think I would consider doing that doggie style.

She's got beady little eyes like Minnie Pearl.

MMmmmmmm.....yuck.

The best humor has a hint of truth to it.

Whew!
What a relief! Renee has been bothering me constantly, I am almost at the point of filing a no-contact order with the court!
Glad I can count on ya,Fish.

+1....her being the love interest in Appaloosa was just weird.

Bart you need help if you think that thing is hot.......

I don't know, but with makeup, not bad. I'm guessing better than Renee'.

Regardless, the acting job she did in 'Cold Mountain' was one of the best. She deserved the Academy Award she got for that.

She is lookin' real hot there! Remember: very expensive too!

Why not? If you do her doggie style you won't have to look at her face.

Doesn't Texaze have a leash law or sumthin...

Dogs around here have to display their rabies vaccination tag on their collar.

One of the butt sisters...............Bertha Butt

I'm with BrotherBart, Renee does it for me too. You guys are nuts. Check out Eva Longoria without makeup. A total PIEFACE.

That backside is perfection....

For a plow horse...

To pick on plow horses like that, is just plain wrong.

Yep, I had a technical failure

My fantasy girl is still Kitty Lea, a British Page 3 girl. Possibly the prettiest woman alive. It's hard to find a picture of her with clothes on to post here though.

Good grief, Bart-she's all most as fugly from the back as she is from the front! Seriously dude, someone beat her with the Ugly Stick, threw it away and then beat her with the Uglier Stick! 'Just don't see your attraction to this thing that only a mother could love! Someone should take her back to the dog pound and leave her there, man!

Gotza some junk in the trunk.

She's awesome...

You musta eat some bad chili or huevos rancheros and it is affecting your eyesight and judgment.


Go purge yourself man and try to gain some perspective.

Wow those are some pics, and to think I use to think she was hot. Not after this thread, I think the plow horse observation was accurate...

What are those sticks shes walking on for?

Wait a minute those are her legs I think...

She looks like Danny Ainge when he was on one of his whining binges after a non called foul..

Butt'er Face.

Face of an angel... angel of death that is.

Gawd...I was afaid this is what it would be. EYE BLEACH, NEED EYE BLEACH.

Bart, I have flushed better looking things than her. Just sayin'.

R.

Not too bad if you like old ugly ladies... LOL

Nasty, dude, just nasty.

R.

Honest

I would never lie about something like this.

R.

Are those her legs, or is she ridin' a chicken?

I rest my case.

R.

I think we have a celeberity stalker.

If you don't know how the game is played.... Don't post...

O I agree Sir that thing is baddddd

What is wrong with her in this pic? Thats gotta be some king of medical condition...

I could start an IV on that arm from HERE!!

uberhot!

Oughta be chewin' on a tree.

No comparison way hotter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bart has too many pictures of her.Stalker????

Her real name is Lee.I forget if she is Ug Lee or Home Lee...

I, of course, have more self control, but all you guys would hit it just to say you did...laffin

Now fellas, be more understanding of Brother Bart, after all he WUZ a Sailor and Sailors have never been TOO picky

Now wait just a darn minute ET! I wouldn't do her with Junior's dick! Sorry Bart, but she's borderline fugly...

Sorry Pard, but I have SEEN Sailors on Liberty and they put the US Marines AND the Airborne Infantry to complete shame in their shamelessness

Her legs are not hot as a matter of fact nothing about her is hot but this gal is hot

how in the heck can people let themselves get like that???

much less how do they do simple activities like going to the can, after they get that way???

as you guys list what you call as Hot Babes... guess it is my age..high on my list of 'dream gals' is Patty Loveless..

another forum member sent me a PM, highlighting where I had made the comment about a choice on calibers was like the old Ginger or Mary Anne debate..

I took the time to Google up pics of Tina Louise and Dawn Wells from that period... as a kid, I use to think they were hot like everyone else...

However Dawn Wells ( from that time period) isn't that good looking to me... and Tina Louise without make up looses a lot of her appeal... and I don't care for women covered in make up..

So with her looks and her singing voice.. .Patty Loveless is high on my "hot gals" list..

T LEE you need your eyes checked immediately before you hurt someone

in an effort to forget the picture of fridgegirlis robustus I will post this one:

t lee,thats just wrong dude,follow up a hot heidi klum with that

I like this trunk better...


RH

Totally Anorexic. There's no meat on them thar bones......

Have to draw a line somewhere and with this sailor I drew the line long before I could fall to that level....

Just a sayin....

Does anybody even watch the game with that on the field

Dear lord please move that pillow.

NO!!!!! I'm hiding in that pillow......

I like this trunk better...


Who's trunk is that anyway!!!!

OK.

Hows this?

Guys that are attracted to pugs don't know no betta.

DUDE......Seriously...Renee??



6 pack lonely night.....thats it...

AMEN!!!!!

The basic difference betwixt men and women is that men think that they can walk down the street bald and pot-gutted and think they're still sexy! Kinda like onto this:

If you like this sideline reporter's trunk now, just wait. In a few years there will be a lot more of it to like.

She's just one step away from this beauty. Give her a couple of more years and Renee will look just like this....

Skinnier isn't where I think the reporterette is headed.

I'll be a "man-of-the-moment" and enjoy it for what it is now.(grin)

Some guys would bitch if they got hung with a new rope!!!

RZ musta been to much woman and spooked little Kenny

TRA is always a danger.

I'm in my forties, so I like them with the nice booty after they've 'settled' a bit.

Are ya lookin' for a few weeks of unbridled lust or a lifetime gig???

I have no chance of either with the young ones like that gal, so for either situation I'm drawing from the post-TRA pool.

Now that is the picture that Wikipedia needs to put up to illustrate Gluteus maximus!

John

Ouch....that's gonna leave a mark...........

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I would love to be that pillow.

Just turn the lights off and hit it for all your worth.

I would love to be that pillow. [/quote]


Get those heels off the furniture , young lady!
Get them in the air!

I'm with Bart...

RZ just has something I like.

Testosterone?

Ines Sainz is her name.

RH