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Beauty is just a light switch away.  The best humor has a hint of truth to it.
Decades of voting for the lesser of two evils has gotten us just that.....
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When it comes to Renee - if I had to - Yep I'd take one for the team. At my age - I just ain't as picky as I used to be. If any of you guys have the chance and then get skeert of Renee - just call fish head - I'll stunt double for ya.  Whew! What a relief! Renee has been bothering me constantly, I am almost at the point of filing a no-contact order with the court! Glad I can count on ya,Fish.
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
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+1....her being the love interest in Appaloosa was just weird.
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Bart you need help if you think that thing is hot....... 
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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I wonder what Katherine Zata Jones looks like without her makeup?
I don't know, but with makeup, not bad. I'm guessing better than Renee'. ![[Linked Image]](http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp262/levrluvr/czj4.jpg)
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Regardless, the acting job she did in 'Cold Mountain' was one of the best. She deserved the Academy Award she got for that.
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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When it comes to Renee - if I had to - Yep I'd take one for the team. At my age - I just ain't as picky as I used to be. If any of you guys have the chance and then get skeert of Renee - just call fish head - I'll stunt double for ya. I'm right behind ya fish.. if she paid me enough anyway. Hey look at Zsa Zsa Gabor! Wait they took her leg off ...That might slow me down
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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I wonder what Katherine Zata Jones looks like without her makeup?
I don't know, but with makeup, not bad. I'm guessing better than Renee'. She is lookin' real hot there! Remember: very expensive too!
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Don't think I would consider doing that doggie style. Why not? If you do her doggie style you won't have to look at her face.
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Doesn't Texaze have a leash law or sumthin...
Dogs around here have to display their rabies vaccination tag on their collar.
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One of the butt sisters...............Bertha Butt
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I'm with BrotherBart, Renee does it for me too. You guys are nuts. Check out Eva Longoria without makeup. A total PIEFACE. ![[Linked Image]](http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv331/jherring/eva-longoria-without-makeup.jpg)
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One of the butt sisters...............Bertha Butt That backside is perfection....
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To pick on plow horses like that, is just plain wrong.
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This what you were trying to post? ![[Linked Image]](http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/01/09/m8bx1imalm.jpg) Yep, I had a technical failure
"The Church can and should help modern society by tirelessly insisting that the work of women in the home be recognized and respected by all in its irreplaceable value." Apostolic Exhortation On The Family, Pope John Paul II
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My fantasy girl is still Kitty Lea, a British Page 3 girl. Possibly the prettiest woman alive. It's hard to find a picture of her with clothes on to post here though.
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Good grief, Bart-she's all most as fugly from the back as she is from the front! Seriously dude, someone beat her with the Ugly Stick, threw it away and then beat her with the Uglier Stick! 'Just don't see your attraction to this thing that only a mother could love! Someone should take her back to the dog pound and leave her there, man!
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Gotza some junk in the trunk. 
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