I'm packing the trailor for a 4/5 day Grouse hunt/Fishing trip I'm leaving on in the morning and since my memory ain't quite what she used to be (dementia? probably:), I thought I'd check with the vast array of "expert" woodsmen here on the fire to see if I'm missing anything.



44mag camp carbine,,,, check
22mag loaded with a few snake shot,,,, check
Fish pole,,,, check
Shotgun,,,, check

I think I have the B-list covered too but just in case.
Beer,,, check
Bourbon,,, check
Bacon,,, check
Beans,,, check
Binoculars,,, check
Book,,, check
Birddogs,,, check

Anything I'm forgetting?

Ice!

A knife and the ability to make fire and I'd be good.

You do know that you can get Buffalo Trace in 1.75's right...

4-5 days and one fifth and one 12pk??

I don't see TP unless that's what the book is for.

I guess you would suggest 3 cases of Zima and a bag of Jolly Ranchers

If it was me, I would secure the load a little better...just saying.

Don't see any shotgun shells. Do you club them?

AMMO for carbine & shotgun?

Snuff and plenty of it. If a man has water snuff and bullets he's good to go for a bit

Wolf season opened the 30th, I'd want a rifle with better reach.

Humipouch and a dozen good robustos.

The name fits, since you follow me around like my dog.

A fistfull of $1's.
Soap.




P.S. blow up doll is your call, if you don't have the $1's.

I was trained by owner how to hunt bullshiit, every word that comes out of your mouth is bullshiit. Me thinks masa has a pretty good dog. Have a Zima and gfy

more beer..... it mite rain

I'm surprised someone from MT/ID hasn't said "four wheeler and a 22". (Yet)


Got two blocks in the freezer and I'll pick up a couple bags of cubed along the way.



Stick matches in the camp box.
You're right about the knife though.
I got a good chuckle when I thought about it about ten minutes after I posted. Ironically,,, I have a fair sized collection of B&T knives.
Yep,,,, dementia.


That's plenty for me.



Magazine's always full in the carbine.
Shot shells in the vest with an extra box in the truck.



See reply above.



I'll drive slow.

Rain gear

Dog food.

Wolf wants to get shot by me he's gonna have to come into my camp.



I quit smoking right before they removed that tumor in my throat.



I'm poor,,,,, blow up dolls in the trailer.

SOAP!!!!


Good thinking.
Weatherman promised fair weather but I'll throw in a few yard mowing beers (MGD) just in case.

Spam!

Tent and heater might be nice.

Biscuits.

Boxers or Briefs (fresh clean spares)

Babe with boobs.

Jerky, toothbrush, underwear, socks.

if you haven't read that book yet you will really like it, if you have you will like it again. that guy was a walking son of a gun

SpringBar and Big Buddy in the trailer.



You guys wear underware????



Yea, I'm looking forward to it. Lonny from this site was kind enough to loan it to me.
I read the forward and introduction yesterday but I'm saving the meat for camp.

you wont want to set it down after you get started, he was a tough guy for sure

licenses?

Soap? Hell, that's we go hunting to get AWAY from.

tail tape and wet wipes. You can thank me later.
:>)

what the hell's tail tape

What's the name of the book ?

And nice looking dog .

Moon floss.

Tail tape is toilet paper. Old saying.

I bet it's "Alaskas Wolf Man. Story of Frank Glaser". I recognized the back cover! Dam good read!

As per yer Sig Line...Lantern,flashlight, spare batteries for light and camera.

LOL,,,, I'm older'n dirt but I never heard that one before.
No need to remind me about TP though. I'd be willing to wager there's at least five rolls in various locations between the truck, trailer, and ruck sack. Probably closer to ten if you really dig.

Nailed it. ^
I love to set around camp and read in the afternoon.

You forgot wolf and bear bait...you know the tn dickheads that pollute this place. I will buy them bus tickets .....but they are too pansyass to accept.".

schidt tickets in the camp I go to.

OK,,,, thanks for all the sage advice and the TP tutorial but we're out of here.
The rest of you bitches get your sorry ass's to work and pay some more taxes to fund my Social Security checks. If the weather holds I may make another camp later this month and I'll need your money if I do.