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Wolf season opened the 30th, I'd want a rifle with better reach. Wolf wants to get shot by me he's gonna have to come into my camp. Humipouch and a dozen good robustos. I quit smoking right before they removed that tumor in my throat.
A fistfull of $1's. Soap. P.S. blow up doll is your call, if you don't have the $1's.
I'm poor,,,,, blow up dolls in the trailer. SOAP!!!! more beer..... it mite rain Good thinking. Weatherman promised fair weather but I'll throw in a few yard mowing beers (MGD) just in case.
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Leave the gun, take the canolis.
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Tent and heater might be nice.
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I'm packing the trailor for a 4/5 day Grouse hunt/Fishing trip I'm leaving on in the morning and since my memory ain't quite what she used to be (dementia? probably:), I thought I'd check with the vast array of "expert" woodsmen here on the fire to see if I'm missing anything. 44mag camp carbine,,,, check 22mag loaded with a few snake shot,,,, check Fish pole,,,, check Shotgun,,,, check I think I have the B-list covered too but just in case. Beer,,, check Bourbon,,, check Bacon,,, check Beans,,, check Binoculars,,, check Book,,, check Birddogs,,, check Anything I'm forgetting? Biscuits. Boxers or Briefs (fresh clean spares) Babe with boobs.
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Jerky, toothbrush, underwear, socks.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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if you haven't read that book yet you will really like it, if you have you will like it again. that guy was a walking son of a gun
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Tent and heater might be nice. SpringBar and Big Buddy in the trailer. Jerky, toothbrush, underwear, socks. You guys wear underware???? if you haven't read that book yet you will really like it, if you have you will like it again. that guy was a walking son of a gun Yea, I'm looking forward to it. Lonny from this site was kind enough to loan it to me. I read the forward and introduction yesterday but I'm saving the meat for camp.
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you wont want to set it down after you get started, he was a tough guy for sure
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A fistfull of $1's. Soap.
P.S. blow up doll is your call, if you don't have the $1's.
Soap? Hell, that's we go hunting to get AWAY from.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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tail tape and wet wipes. You can thank me later. :>)
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what the hell's tail tape
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What's the name of the book ?
And nice looking dog .
"Papa ! Nana made turtles in the potty !"
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what the hell's tail tape Moon floss.
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Tail tape is toilet paper. Old saying.
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What's the name of the book ?
And nice looking dog . I bet it's "Alaskas Wolf Man. Story of Frank Glaser". I recognized the back cover! Dam good read!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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As per yer Sig Line...Lantern,flashlight, spare batteries for light and camera.
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Tail tape is toilet paper. Old saying. LOL,,,, I'm older'n dirt but I never heard that one before. No need to remind me about TP though. I'd be willing to wager there's at least five rolls in various locations between the truck, trailer, and ruck sack. Probably closer to ten if you really dig. What's the name of the book ?
And nice looking dog . I bet it's "Alaskas Wolf Man. Story of Frank Glaser". I recognized the back cover! Dam good read! Nailed it. ^ I love to set around camp and read in the afternoon.
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You forgot wolf and bear bait...you know the tn dickheads that pollute this place. I will buy them bus tickets .....but they are too pansyass to accept.".
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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You forgot wolf and bear bait...you know the tn dickheads that pollute this place. I will buy them bus tickets .....but they are too pansyass to accept.".
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